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derwin @naf.nyc · 28/09/2026

WHY doesn't my TV recognize the USB printer. i should be allowed to get hard copies of what I'm seeing on there.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 28/09/2026

did Pogs count as coins?

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derwin @naf.nyc · 20/09/2026

crazy that the whale is a mammal. i never recovered from this

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derwin @naf.nyc · 12/09/2026

I've realized that Nintendo Direct videos are basically Monty Python sketches. a guy in a suit appears and says “and now? THIS” 🙂🫴 followed by something insane like an elf playing a flute

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derwin @naf.nyc · 07/09/2026

AI “art” is the soy “milk” of creativity

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derwin @naf.nyc · 02/09/2026

"ribbed for her pleasure" i think not buddy I'm turning that shit inside out

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derwin @naf.nyc · 25/08/2026

i gotta know everyone's favorite hose setting. jet? mist? full? no. i bet it's Cone

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derwin @naf.nyc · 25/08/2026

DayQuil and NyQuil taken together one night was bad. they teamed up. DayQuil held me down so i couldn't move while NyQuil showed me all the horrors of the 5th dimension in 4K resolution. do not recommend

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derwin @naf.nyc · 14/08/2026

i ain't no Fortnite son

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derwin @naf.nyc · 13/08/2026

my dumb ass thought this was “parking ticket chocolate”

a torn and crumpled white and orange protein bar wrapper laying on some pavement.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 12/08/2026

i had no idea there was an eclipse today. had to bust out the premium cardboard tube Eclipse Viewer™ i made ten years ago with half of a pair of reading glasses taped to the end.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 11/08/2026

inventor of the microwave: “cooks are so cooked bro” “restaurants are done. stop impeding progress” “i have just democratized being a chef” “why do you still have a stove??” “this food is just as good as Mom’s”

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derwin @naf.nyc · 09/08/2026

Christopher Nolan's The Odussy

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derwin @naf.nyc · 06/08/2026

Nutrition facts don't care about your feelings

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

this is so funny I can't stand it

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derwin @naf.nyc · 05/08/2026

doing the worst things imaginable instead of sleeping. backed up Home Assistant entirely as a tarball because it's gotten too big. now I'm picking through it like a fucking Owl Pellet

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derwin @naf.nyc · 02/08/2026

i like to think that GIFs still animate even when no one is looking.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 01/08/2026

i want whatever the opposite of Poo-Pourri is. enhance the smell. Send A Message™

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derwin @naf.nyc · 31/07/2026

kind of a personal question there Amazom

a screenshot of the Amazon app where a review mentions “Cranking Power” .

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derwin @naf.nyc · 29/07/2026

me & my crew coming back home after a night out

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derwin @naf.nyc · 26/07/2026

"artificial plants. Plants For Men 2026"

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derwin @naf.nyc · 23/07/2026

if you see this: just don't

holding a bottle of liquor with a label that says French Toast Whiskey. it looks like a cereal box but on booze.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 23/07/2026

never too late to hop back on that ride you haven't used in years. it's waiting! #ebike

a white, compact folding ebike with orange decals and a black cargo bag leaning against a wall.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 19/07/2026

i am unstoppable at this casino. i just got a "poker" in poker.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you’re ever lost in the wilderness, just build a cycle path because someone is bound to pull up in their car and park in it.

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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unfortunately, HR made our office manager take this down almost immediately. They said because it's in a common area, it had to be removed. We've used common areas for many things as a team, including fan works, but HR seems to believe that a Celebration of Service is inappropriate.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 29/06/2026

I won't even tell my wife what my Sleep Number is.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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derwin @naf.nyc · 29/06/2026

can't believe someone would just throw away a copy of #winzip

a gloved hand at a garbage dump holding up a floppy disk with "WINZIP" written on the label.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 20/06/2026

my test results are already back

a screenshot from a patient portal showing a yellow badge that says "Abnormal" in it.

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derwin @naf.nyc · 16/06/2026

i developed an #Apple themed watch face for my #Pebble Time 2. it mimics the “Sad Mac” hardware failure boot screen from their earlier computers: apps.repebble.com/sad-mac-erro...