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Nacho (she/her)

@nach0patronus.bsky.social
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Rarely serious; seriously rare Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile Livin' my life in AuDHD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 42m
two panel photo. 

The first photo is of a regular sized cat looking at a giant inflatable halloween cat. 

the next scene is a giant cat deflated with the read cat standing on the head of the deflated cat, looking at the photographer. 

the inflatable deflated cat is labeled "My Executive Function" and the real cat is labelled My AuDHD
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25m
Go Ravens! 🏈
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Baltimore Ravens Touchdown
Alt: Baltimore Ravens Touchdown
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 31m
I was curious. @msrachel77.bsky.social was curious. I decided to look it up so we'd know. Yes, that's exactly where R.E.M. got the name for this song. youtu.be/jWkMhCLkVOg?...
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R.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by remhq
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 2h
Do you suppose there's a Maltese dog named Falcon somewhere in the world? 🤔 There should be.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 3h
Yogurt rode with me to the pharmacy yesterday. I left him in the car while I ran in to get my prescription. It was 70°; the windows were slightly down. When I returned, a woman was peering into my car. I thought she was gonna fuss at me for leaving him in the car. "He's so cute! Is he a Maltese?"
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fussy? No. Overstepping and controlling? Yes. If they're micromanaging what I drink during the interview, they're gonna micromanage and overstep in other areas too.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a groundhog.
A grey cat with white markings on their face sitting on the shed ramp between groundhog burrow entrances, watching me. They disappeared right after I took this photo.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been 19 weeks since I was last sick! This is definitely the longest I've gone without vomiting since 2019. 🥳 Maybe I'm finally better?
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Station 19 Andy Herrera
Alt: Station 19 Andy Herrera
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forgiving yourself for not forgiving some people is ok too. Not everything is forgivable.
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Debbie T Knits 🧶 @debbietknits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🧶👍🏼 #knit
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do people still think it's ok to watch videos/play games on their devices, volume up and no earphones on in a crowded waiting room?
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Rude How Rude Woman Pointing
Alt: Rude How Rude Woman Pointing
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#StayReadyCrew Keep doing what you’re doing. We got this! 😤💪🏾 If you haven’t started stocking your pantry & freezer there’s still time to get ahead of what’s coming this Fall/Winter. Even 1 or 2 items stashed away is better than no items. www.grocerydive.com/news/grocery...
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Max now? Dammit! RIP Peter Max.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was just wondering about this the other day. And now I know.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does this look like an outdoor bed? It's supposed to be, but it doesn't look like it to me.
Yogurt testing out his new "outdoor" bed. Yes, he's testing it out in the kitchen.  Yes, it's actually a cat bed. No, I haven't mentioned that to him. 
I don't think this bed, made out of wood, metal screws, and a reversible fuzzy/cooling top pad, is really meant for outdoors, and Yogurt definitely doesn't need another indoor bed.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Interesting.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wasn't fast enough to catch it on camera, but I just had a clearly confused woodpecker attempt to peck our patio umbrella.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An interesting dance experiment. youtube.com/shorts/b-bmJ...
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MIYU VS BADRAW | Exploration Dance Battle
YouTube video by Explobodies
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Muppets Yelling 'Roll Film!'
Alt: Animal Yelling 'Roll Film!'
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't know about y'all, but I get a lot of extra tension in my body each year on this date. My shoulders aren't supposed to be up near my ears and neither are yours. Let's breathe: youtu.be/aWPNWfRwVcE?...
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Breathing to Lower Heart Rate and Blood Pressure | 4-6 Breathing Technique
YouTube video by Pocket Breath Coach - Luke Horton
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Graham crackers shaped like this called “Venn Diagrahams”.
The classics three circle, seven zone Venn diagram.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Relatable.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm ironing it because it has wrinkles...
Screenshot of an excerpt from instructions on how to iron napkins: 

4. Place the Napkin on the Ironing Board: 
• Spread the napkin flat on the ironing board, ensuring it is wrinkle-free. 

Fam, if the napkin was wrinkle-free, I wouldn't be ironing the darn thing in the first place.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If only Yogurt had somewhere comfortable to sit.
Yogurt lying on our lumpy, sand-filled umbrella base with his comfortable and dry cushion less than a foot away from him. 🤷‍♀️
No idea why, and he's not telling.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm starting to think Yogurt is some sort of prepper.
Yogurt, sitting proudly beside his bathroom collection of bullysticks, which I located when I moved his bed to sweep the bathroom floor. 
(He has other stashes around the house, and is already busy relocating what I found and giving me dirty looks as he does so.)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gonna have to update that World Map shower curtain again. news.un.org/en/story/202...
news.un.org
UN tells the world: Stop making Africa look small
The UN General Assembly has voted overwhelmingly to encourage governments, schools and tech companies worldwide to stop using maps that make Africa look far smaller than it really is.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Labor Day weekend, US friends! Happy regular weekend, everyone else!
Kermit the frog, wearing a grey suit, a grey vest, and a white shirt with a striped tie, looking like he's in a courtroom, in front of a jury box. 
Top caption: Before you do something stupid this weekend...
Bottom caption: Just remember the judge won't be in until Tuesday morning. 
Please be safe out there and have a happy Labor Day weekend (if you're in the US. If you're not in the US, sorry for your short weekend. Please be safe out there wherever you are.)
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you think flies know what a fly swatter is? 🤔 I'm noticing fewer flies following me into the house now that my fly swatter is right next to the door. They must know.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's been 16 weeks since I last got sick! 🥳 (I hope I didn't just jinx myself)
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Sweet 16 Birthday 16
Alt: Sweet 16
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Share a timeless movie moment 🎥🖤🔈
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Sean Connery: One Ping Only Please
Alt: Sean Connery: Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please. Scene from Hunt For Red October
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Nichole! 🎂🎉 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social
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Celebrategoodtimes Oldwoman
Alt: Woman wishing the viewer Happy Birthday, and "Let the good times roll" Happy Birthday Nichole! 🎈
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me: I want to work on preparing myself for an emotional event that's going to happen in the future. Therapist: You can't prepare yourself for something that hasn't happened yet. Ma'am, the only time you can prepare for something is *before* it happens.
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Mia Goth Scratching Head
Alt: Mia Goth Scratching Head
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TIL: Tim and Dolly are honorary Muppets. I kinda love this for them. youtube.com/shorts/HyYf3...
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Did you know in MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND? #muppettreasureisland #timcurry #muppets #doesitholdup
YouTube video by Does It Hold Up?
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is super cool.
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NG @nowheregirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am done with companies that bend to Trump’s delusional will. Please join me in boycotting google. www.wired.com/story/google...
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Google Maps Now Shows ‘Lake America’ Instead of Lake Ontario
After Donald Trump’s executive order demanding the name change, Google is the first major online maps provider to flip the switch.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why would anyone want to put his stupid face in their mouth in the first place?
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Anthony's Spinning Circles here too! @circlesspinning.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds like Eric wants to be an FBI. Maybe Junior too?
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
Photo of peachy pink cirrocumulus clouds during a sunset, with foliage in the right side of the frame.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dammit, Janet. This sucks.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pro tip: wait until you've reached your destination to assemble your guillotine. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
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Man arrested after guillotine is found in pickup truck near Capitol
Capitol Police said investigators were looking into why the 35-year-old suspect from California was in Washington.
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“The wrong 80 year old died.”
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Wrong Kid Died
Alt: ‘Walk Hard’ “The wrong 80 year old died.”
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AUNTIE FA 🏴🏴‍☠️🏴 @jodiispissed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔 Rest easy Dolly🩷
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Dolly Parton - Jolene (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Noooooo! Not Dolly!
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Golnesa Reacts: F*ck!
Alt: Golnesa Reacts: F*ck!
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We saw a rainbow today.
Photo of a cloudy sky with a rainbow going across it, with some foliage on the right side of the frame.
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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
not a drag queen not a trans individual in sports not a trans individual in a public restroom not a legal immigrant not even an illegal immigrant a white c!s-het republican man in a position of power like always LIKE ALWAYS
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Saw something... unexpected in a video, and asked @luckyshitt.bsky.social to confirm what I saw. Now we're both grossed out. 😬
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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ok, that just feels like a personal attack
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