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Nacho (she/her)

@nach0patronus.bsky.social
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Rarely serious; seriously rare Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile Livin' my life in AuDHD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed

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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's only a year's worth of experience? Wow! Nice work, man.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's gorgeous! I had no idea you had such skills.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Several funny looking groundhogs spotted lurking under the shed today.
A black kitten peeking out from the entrance to the groundhog burrow. There are more behind the one that's visible.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
two panel photo. 

The first photo is of a regular sized cat looking at a giant inflatable halloween cat. 

the next scene is a giant cat deflated with the read cat standing on the head of the deflated cat, looking at the photographer. 

the inflatable deflated cat is labeled "My Executive Function" and the real cat is labelled My AuDHD
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Ravens! 🏈
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Baltimore Ravens Touchdown
Alt: Baltimore Ravens Touchdown
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dark Origins of R.E.M.'s "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
A look at the surprisingly murderous origins of the 1994 R.E.M. hit, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was curious. @msrachel77.bsky.social was curious. I decided to look it up so we'd know. Yes, that's exactly where R.E.M. got the name for this song. youtu.be/jWkMhCLkVOg?...
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R.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by remhq
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was just about to ask that very question.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you suppose there's a Maltese dog named Falcon somewhere in the world? 🤔 There should be.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yogurt rode with me to the pharmacy yesterday. I left him in the car while I ran in to get my prescription. It was 70°; the windows were slightly down. When I returned, a woman was peering into my car. I thought she was gonna fuss at me for leaving him in the car. "He's so cute! Is he a Maltese?"
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I agree with Trish. Go with the wig, and even lipstick, if you can stand the feel of it on your lips.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boomers used to smoke cigarettes in small, enclosed spaces with no regard for anyone's health or preference, so you'll pardon me if IDGAF how they feel about iced coffees in interviews. And I say that as a smoker.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fussy? No. Overstepping and controlling? Yes. If they're micromanaging what I drink during the interview, they're gonna micromanage and overstep in other areas too.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a groundhog.
A grey cat with white markings on their face sitting on the shed ramp between groundhog burrow entrances, watching me. They disappeared right after I took this photo.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday, Trish!
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been 19 weeks since I was last sick! This is definitely the longest I've gone without vomiting since 2019. 🥳 Maybe I'm finally better?
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Station 19 Andy Herrera
Alt: Station 19 Andy Herrera
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forgiving yourself for not forgiving some people is ok too. Not everything is forgivable.
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Debbie T Knits 🧶 @debbietknits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🧶👍🏼 #knit
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do people still think it's ok to watch videos/play games on their devices, volume up and no earphones on in a crowded waiting room?
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Rude How Rude Woman Pointing
Alt: Rude How Rude Woman Pointing
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#StayReadyCrew Keep doing what you’re doing. We got this! 😤💪🏾 If you haven’t started stocking your pantry & freezer there’s still time to get ahead of what’s coming this Fall/Winter. Even 1 or 2 items stashed away is better than no items. www.grocerydive.com/news/grocery...
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah it was.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chaka Khan: I Feel For You (Chak-Chak Meme)
Alt: Chaka Khan: I Feel For You (Chak-Chak Meme)
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😂 Don't be mad! I'm telling you stuff I learned in massage therapy school to help your spa.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A tall, solidly-built, trans-woman could provide the hydraulic massage gun experience without the hydraulic massage gun. (Tall and solidly-built cuz height provides the best angle for the weight to provide the depth requested.)
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She chose to stay in the competition creating a disgusting biohazard with complete disregard for the health and safety of her fellow competitors. Flooring had to be removed and discarded because of how much shit was spread around. Other competitors were slipping in it & touching it with bare hands.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Max now? Dammit! RIP Peter Max.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She had control over whether or not to continue competing while having involuntary bowel incontinence.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe I can help clarify? If you were describing the sound a bee makes while flying, you might say "bzzzzzzz" or "buzz." The sound of the word and the sound of the action are the same, and that's onomotopoeia. Some other onomotopoetic words: bang, splash, boing, splat, plop, whiz, whoosh
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok. Thank you!
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was just wondering about this the other day. And now I know.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your cabling is gorgeous! Do you have any tricks/tips you'd be willing to share regarding how to keep your yarn tension loose enough so your project stays flat like that?
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's what I thought too. Fortunately he doesn't seem to care.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me too! Thanks.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does this look like an outdoor bed? It's supposed to be, but it doesn't look like it to me.
Yogurt testing out his new "outdoor" bed. Yes, he's testing it out in the kitchen.  Yes, it's actually a cat bed. No, I haven't mentioned that to him. 
I don't think this bed, made out of wood, metal screws, and a reversible fuzzy/cooling top pad, is really meant for outdoors, and Yogurt definitely doesn't need another indoor bed.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Interesting.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wasn't fast enough to catch it on camera, but I just had a clearly confused woodpecker attempt to peck our patio umbrella.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An interesting dance experiment. youtube.com/shorts/b-bmJ...
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MIYU VS BADRAW | Exploration Dance Battle
YouTube video by Explobodies
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Muppets Yelling 'Roll Film!'
Alt: Animal Yelling 'Roll Film!'
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't know about y'all, but I get a lot of extra tension in my body each year on this date. My shoulders aren't supposed to be up near my ears and neither are yours. Let's breathe: youtu.be/aWPNWfRwVcE?...
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Breathing to Lower Heart Rate and Blood Pressure | 4-6 Breathing Technique
YouTube video by Pocket Breath Coach - Luke Horton
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Graham crackers shaped like this called “Venn Diagrahams”.
The classics three circle, seven zone Venn diagram.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Relatable.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lol.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😂 As if they're not gonna get wrinkled while someone sleeps on them. These napkins are for an art project, so I need to iron them. I've never ironed napkins before, because I'm not that fancy.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm ironing it because it has wrinkles...
Screenshot of an excerpt from instructions on how to iron napkins: 

4. Place the Napkin on the Ironing Board: 
• Spread the napkin flat on the ironing board, ensuring it is wrinkle-free. 

Fam, if the napkin was wrinkle-free, I wouldn't be ironing the darn thing in the first place.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If only Yogurt had somewhere comfortable to sit.
Yogurt lying on our lumpy, sand-filled umbrella base with his comfortable and dry cushion less than a foot away from him. 🤷‍♀️
No idea why, and he's not telling.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm starting to think Yogurt is some sort of prepper.
Yogurt, sitting proudly beside his bathroom collection of bullysticks, which I located when I moved his bed to sweep the bathroom floor. 
(He has other stashes around the house, and is already busy relocating what I found and giving me dirty looks as he does so.)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gonna have to update that World Map shower curtain again. news.un.org/en/story/202...
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UN tells the world: Stop making Africa look small
The UN General Assembly has voted overwhelmingly to encourage governments, schools and tech companies worldwide to stop using maps that make Africa look far smaller than it really is.
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Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Labor Day weekend, US friends! Happy regular weekend, everyone else!
Kermit the frog, wearing a grey suit, a grey vest, and a white shirt with a striped tie, looking like he's in a courtroom, in front of a jury box. 
Top caption: Before you do something stupid this weekend...
Bottom caption: Just remember the judge won't be in until Tuesday morning. 
Please be safe out there and have a happy Labor Day weekend (if you're in the US. If you're not in the US, sorry for your short weekend. Please be safe out there wherever you are.)
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