Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That's only a year's worth of experience? Wow! Nice work, man. 010 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That's gorgeous! I had no idea you had such skills. 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Several funny looking groundhogs spotted lurking under the shed today. 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Go Ravens! 🏈static.klipy.comBaltimore Ravens TouchdownAlt: Baltimore Ravens Touchdown 010 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026popculturereferences.com/the-dark-ori...popculturereferences.comDark Origins of R.E.M.'s "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"A look at the surprisingly murderous origins of the 1994 R.E.M. hit, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" 000 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was curious. @msrachel77.bsky.social was curious. I decided to look it up so we'd know. Yes, that's exactly where R.E.M. got the name for this song. youtu.be/jWkMhCLkVOg?...youtu.beR.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Official HD Music Video)YouTube video by remhq 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was just about to ask that very question. 020 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you suppose there's a Maltese dog named Falcon somewhere in the world? 🤔 There should be. 010 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yogurt rode with me to the pharmacy yesterday. I left him in the car while I ran in to get my prescription. It was 70°; the windows were slightly down. When I returned, a woman was peering into my car. I thought she was gonna fuss at me for leaving him in the car. "He's so cute! Is he a Maltese?" 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I agree with Trish. Go with the wig, and even lipstick, if you can stand the feel of it on your lips. 130 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Boomers used to smoke cigarettes in small, enclosed spaces with no regard for anyone's health or preference, so you'll pardon me if IDGAF how they feel about iced coffees in interviews. And I say that as a smoker. 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fussy? No. Overstepping and controlling? Yes. If they're micromanaging what I drink during the interview, they're gonna micromanage and overstep in other areas too. 161 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's been 19 weeks since I was last sick! This is definitely the longest I've gone without vomiting since 2019. 🥳 Maybe I'm finally better?static.klipy.comStation 19 Andy HerreraAlt: Station 19 Andy Herrera 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Forgiving yourself for not forgiving some people is ok too. Not everything is forgivable. 020 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do people still think it's ok to watch videos/play games on their devices, volume up and no earphones on in a crowded waiting room?static.klipy.comRude How Rude Woman PointingAlt: Rude How Rude Woman Pointing 040 0
Reposted by Nacho (she/her)Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#StayReadyCrew Keep doing what you’re doing. We got this! 😤💪🏾 If you haven’t started stocking your pantry & freezer there’s still time to get ahead of what’s coming this Fall/Winter. Even 1 or 2 items stashed away is better than no items. www.grocerydive.com/news/grocery... 139046 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comChaka Khan: I Feel For You (Chak-Chak Meme)Alt: Chaka Khan: I Feel For You (Chak-Chak Meme) 021 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026😂 Don't be mad! I'm telling you stuff I learned in massage therapy school to help your spa. 020 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A tall, solidly-built, trans-woman could provide the hydraulic massage gun experience without the hydraulic massage gun. (Tall and solidly-built cuz height provides the best angle for the weight to provide the depth requested.) 120 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She chose to stay in the competition creating a disgusting biohazard with complete disregard for the health and safety of her fellow competitors. Flooring had to be removed and discarded because of how much shit was spread around. Other competitors were slipping in it & touching it with bare hands. 040 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She had control over whether or not to continue competing while having involuntary bowel incontinence. 130 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe I can help clarify? If you were describing the sound a bee makes while flying, you might say "bzzzzzzz" or "buzz." The sound of the word and the sound of the action are the same, and that's onomotopoeia. Some other onomotopoetic words: bang, splash, boing, splat, plop, whiz, whoosh 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was just wondering about this the other day. And now I know. 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Your cabling is gorgeous! Do you have any tricks/tips you'd be willing to share regarding how to keep your yarn tension loose enough so your project stays flat like that? 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That's what I thought too. Fortunately he doesn't seem to care. 010 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Does this look like an outdoor bed? It's supposed to be, but it doesn't look like it to me. 330 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wasn't fast enough to catch it on camera, but I just had a clearly confused woodpecker attempt to peck our patio umbrella. 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An interesting dance experiment. youtube.com/shorts/b-bmJ...youtube.comMIYU VS BADRAW | Exploration Dance BattleYouTube video by Explobodies 010 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comMuppets Yelling 'Roll Film!'Alt: Animal Yelling 'Roll Film!' 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't know about y'all, but I get a lot of extra tension in my body each year on this date. My shoulders aren't supposed to be up near my ears and neither are yours. Let's breathe: youtu.be/aWPNWfRwVcE?...youtu.beBreathing to Lower Heart Rate and Blood Pressure | 4-6 Breathing TechniqueYouTube video by Pocket Breath Coach - Luke Horton 030 0
Reposted by Nacho (she/her)𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Graham crackers shaped like this called “Venn Diagrahams”. 47514 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026😂 As if they're not gonna get wrinkled while someone sleeps on them. These napkins are for an art project, so I need to iron them. I've never ironed napkins before, because I'm not that fancy. 110 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm ironing it because it has wrinkles... 131 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If only Yogurt had somewhere comfortable to sit. 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm starting to think Yogurt is some sort of prepper. 030 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gonna have to update that World Map shower curtain again. news.un.org/en/story/202...news.un.orgUN tells the world: Stop making Africa look smallThe UN General Assembly has voted overwhelmingly to encourage governments, schools and tech companies worldwide to stop using maps that make Africa look far smaller than it really is. 020 0
Nacho (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy Labor Day weekend, US friends! Happy regular weekend, everyone else! 141 0