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Mystic Bitchcraft

@mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social
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Ever wanted to learn Tarot, but find most of the books out there dry or filled with "love and light"? F#$k that. Welcome to MysticBitchcraft, unfiltered fortunes for the practically inclined. I will teach you to read the tarot like the menace you are.

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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I would like to compliment the array of women with pit hair on display this summer season. So many of us quit shaving after 2020 and I am proud of us.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's my birthday, send me burger money. $mysticbitchcraft on the venmos and cashapps.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Whoever is @therickwilson.bsky.social 's audio editor needs to be fired. The ads insert themselves randomly. The audio is so quiet I have to turn the volume up all the way only to have the randomly inserted ads be so loud I go deaf.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Hey #philadelphia, what organizing meetings are you going to?
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I really think we got here because of the prevalence of child abuse in America. It's just so clear to me no one loved these fucked up men in the Oval Office and that's why their mad and want "respect". Be pro abortion just so there can be less consequences from unwanted motherhood.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Brutal.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I just listened to the Zelensky meeting and good grief. This reminds me of an abusive boyfriend saying you should be grateful he bought dinner and you owe him sex because of it. To men unfamiliar, welcome to the female experience. Jeezus. This is literally only the second month.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Happy #Caturday from Bing Bing to you.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Happy Friday! #Caturday Eve!
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywhere 💪
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks. Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. Harriet the Spy inspired me as a kid to start Journaling.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
People tell me to be safe while biking, and while I appreciate it, what I'd really appreciate is people going a step further and pondering *why* they think biking is unsafe. Because then they'd have to grapple with the fact that we've designed our society to make biking "dangerous" for many people.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
@therickwilson.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us Referencing the latest #enemieslist episode, Jasmine Crocket is 43. Not GenZ at all. She's an elder millennial and we claim her. Also stop promoting Oprah's podcast. She helped bring about the antivax movement ffs.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@lincolnproject.us I beg you. Stop promoting Oprah. She's given us so many of our modern villains. "Dr." Phill would be dead in a ditch somewhere if she hadn't put him on TV. Now he's a right wing nutter. This is a single example plucked from an encyclopedia of examples.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Lol. His own people hate him for sure.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Have to say Trump's new anti-drug campaign could work. Who else could make drug abuse look this wack?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
look, who wouldn't prefer playing with a chainsaw to dealing with their child's life-threatening medical issues
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The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Phones can’t get any bigger than they are now. I have dropped my phone onto my face more times than I’d like to admit and if they get any heavier, I’m going to be walking around with black eyes and will need to make up some sort of narrative other than my hands are bad at holding things.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/02/2025
“Respect your elders.” Literally no.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
And here’s the copy. Please disseminate these images widely. Who needs to place ads in a newspaper that few people actually read anymore?
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Just.....fucking wild.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Lmao
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
they spend five billion dollars a year on this and it looks markedly worse than GTA V
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
And, yet another plane crash. Is this the pro-life, pro-efficiency agenda they wanted?
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
when i text 💀 this is what i mean
A blurred image of a human skeleton taking a selfie, with the background suggesting it is inside a room, possibly a classroom or a laboratory.  They are twirling, and there's motion blur, conveying a sense of chaos, laughter, fun, the chaos of a cackle.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Has anyone seen any self-reflection from the Democratic establishment at all?
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I am trying to read my little novel at the bar and there is one woman debating her boyfriend regarding their Christmas visitation schedule. He's sitting next to me and I can't hear his stance. She is louder than the entire bar. Why do people need to be this loud?
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
There's really a family with a small child trying to come to Good Dog Bar in #Philly on a Saturday night. Bars are unwritten children free zones after sundown.
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I really need people to replace the insults "bitch" and "pussy" with "ballsack". Thin skinned, weak under pressure and bad hair. Leave girl doggos alone. Pushy can take a pounding in a way a ball sack could never. It's the epitome of weakness.
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This:
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Pierre Despereaux @gambit1914.blacksky.app · 14/02/2025
Don’t ask her if she ate. Just cash app her and tell her to eat
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Next time a white woman shits on the half time show ask her to recall the first time a man shit on media geared towards women. Then ask her if she's not kind of doing the same thing.
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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck
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Mystic Bitchcraft @mysticbitchcraft.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm watching the OG Jurassic Park. Never seen it as an adult. And you know, I think this time around I'm rooting for the dinosaurs against the billionaire dickheads playing God.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
fuck us up Canada
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Books & Books @booksandbooks.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A list that could get hundreds more stores added to it! wrldbest.com/independent-...
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8 Independent Bookstores In America That Compete with Amazon
Discover 8 independent bookstores across North America that are daring to compete with Amazon. Explore their curated collections today.
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 09/02/2025
!please repost! Elon Musk reportedly spent $40M USD on #SuperBowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here are just a few ways we would’ve spent $40M: 🧵
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 09/02/2025
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
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🧿Hell Kitten🌀🪬🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛🦇 @hellkitten.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
We will see you there.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/02/2025
The people complaining that other people enjoyed the Super Bowl and how can you enjoy something so meaningless in the face of fascism? Go have some fun. You won’t make it if you don’t set some time aside for yourself to have some fucking fun. Fascists want you to be miserable. Don’t help them.
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The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Next time I need to say “fuck you” to someone, I’m just sending them this picture instead.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
it's so funny that no police budget on earth has prayer of containing Philly after a Superbowl win
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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