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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hi
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I gotta work on making my tan more even
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𓋹⛧𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓎⛧𓋹 @brutalcupcake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Hello friends in my phone
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ok hear me out A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@masonmennenga.bsky.social be like
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth, You never know if you don’t go
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.
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Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!
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a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "
ALT: a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD. Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”. Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
any blue sky friends going to Thunderdome next weekend?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code. The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s finally snowing in Bremerton.
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🌿🐈‍⬛Becca “oops! all Aries” 🏳️‍🌈🌻 @beccala8780.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
happy sunday loves 🩷 ✨wash your water bottles ✨charge your 🌶️ toys (and put them away!!!) ✨clean your makeup brushes ✨get yourself a little treat deep breaths 🩷
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Is it a bad idea for me to watch hunger games right now with all my anxieties about the state of the world? 😅🤣 probably, but here we are doin it anyways
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is very bad political communication. Embarrassing really.
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Hannah ✨ @hannahkinskywalker.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Five Iron Frenzy in Seattle!
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
trans rights, now and forever.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
RFK Jr. falsely testified today that antidepressants are as addictive as heroin. He should know about heroin, as he was a heroin addict. But essentially demonizing people who use antidepressants is dangerous. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Antidepressants harder to quit than heroin? Fact-checking RFK Jr.
Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Melanie Epp🌱 @ope-mnbabe.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ouch
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
reskeet to throw the ball for Ollie
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
Two-panel meme featuring characters from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Bart Simpson, looking distressed, says, 'I JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING!' In the second panel, Homer Simpson, pointing at Bart, responds, 'YOU JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING SO FAR.' The meme humorously suggests that each Trump press briefing is progressively worse.
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captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
seems like trumps executive order to blame the plane crash on DEI has been in the works for a year now.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
*me ordering food at any fancy restaurant* And the chicken nuggets…are they dinosaur shaped?
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