captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush. 003
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I gotta work on making my tan more even 010
Reposted by captain american idiot𓋹⛧𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓎⛧𓋹 @brutalcupcake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun. 021
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 27/05/2025It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps 020
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March? 010
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Ok hear me out A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will 141
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow 010
Reposted by captain american idiotcaptain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024 011
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula 020
Reposted by captain american idiotcaptain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024@masonmennenga.bsky.social be like 07111
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk 010
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 000
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth, You never know if you don’t go 010
Reposted by captain american idiotErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/02/2025This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.whitehouse.govEstablishing the President's Make America Healthy Again CommissionBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. 807134487091
Reposted by captain american idiotAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead. 1362154385165
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given 000
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl 000
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025media.tenor.coma teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . 031
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February? 010
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!media.tenor.coma man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "ALT: a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu " 140
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed: 000
Reposted by captain american idiotLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them 26110
Reposted by captain american idiotPearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 04/02/2025AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD. Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”. Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government. 232296235
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025any blue sky friends going to Thunderdome next weekend? 120
Reposted by captain american idiotAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code. The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now. 38383861556
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025It’s finally snowing in Bremerton. 020
Reposted by captain american idiot🌿🐈⬛Becca “oops! all Aries” 🏳️🌈🌻 @beccala8780.bsky.social · 02/02/2025happy sunday loves 🩷 ✨wash your water bottles ✨charge your 🌶️ toys (and put them away!!!) ✨clean your makeup brushes ✨get yourself a little treat deep breaths 🩷 041
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Is it a bad idea for me to watch hunger games right now with all my anxieties about the state of the world? 😅🤣 probably, but here we are doin it anyways 040
Reposted by captain american idiotGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The universe speaks in mysterious ways. 14286359712165
Reposted by captain american idiotRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025This is very bad political communication. Embarrassing really. 64172484
Reposted by captain american idiotLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/02/2025trans rights, now and forever. 218138
Reposted by captain american idiotPearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 01/02/2025TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 354047820
Reposted by captain american idiotGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps. 34549891331615
Reposted by captain american idiotMichael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 31/01/2025RFK Jr. falsely testified today that antidepressants are as addictive as heroin. He should know about heroin, as he was a heroin addict. But essentially demonizing people who use antidepressants is dangerous. www.npr.org/sections/sho...npr.orgAntidepressants harder to quit than heroin? Fact-checking RFK Jr.Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin. 26714197
Reposted by captain american idiotGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/01/2025 18223274512213
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025reskeet to throw the ball for Ollie 151
Reposted by captain american idiotGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Time to dig this classic out. Sigh. 796775789
captain american idiot @mynameis-dylan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025seems like trumps executive order to blame the plane crash on DEI has been in the works for a year now. 053
Reposted by captain american idiotPearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 30/01/2025CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA. 692331198
Reposted by captain american idiotNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all. 526344478946
Reposted by captain american idiotJacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today. 022
Reposted by captain american idiotDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/01/2025*me ordering food at any fancy restaurant* And the chicken nuggets…are they dinosaur shaped? 917120