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Jacob Haynes

@jacobroger.bsky.social
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dad|husband|dog bro|neighbor|ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ tech nerd, metalhead, weekend musician, midnight writer, GADHD, veteran, still Christian ATX

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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun can still play the next game if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My mayor some guy, my bagel Costco, my Christian Pulisic, USA in eight
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the weirdest part of my thirties has been all the sudden turning baseball years-old. no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
hi quick question, where did the fun internet go?
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Really cool and great that there's accountability for the Epstein files in fucking DUBAI before the goddamn US of A.
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Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem—”Close Personal Friend” Of Epstein— Resigns As CEO Of DP World
Billionaire Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem resigns as DP World CEO after being named in Epstein files.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@repcasar.bsky.social what are we doing about the increased ICE presence in Kyle and Buda?
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Bombing for peace. Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion. More bombs as a warning strike. More missiles to save face. Boots on the ground because liberation.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.
open.substack.com
You may all go to hell and I will go protest in Texas.
And you should too
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE. www.boston.com/news/local-n...
Screenshot from linked article titled "Two arrested after neighbors try to stop ICE agents from detaining Worcester mother"Screenshot from linked article titled "Two arrested after neighbors try to stop ICE agents from detaining Worcester mother"
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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
Laura Loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer. Anyways how u doin?
Meme with pretty font that says "in my BLANK era" but I have filled in the blank with " ignore everything and obsess about Jeff Buckley"
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs
media.tenor.com
a man with curly hair is standing next to a tree looking at the mountains .
Alt: a man with curly hair is standing next to a tree looking at the mountains .
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined
ESPN phone notification about Shedeur Sanders slipping to 3rd round Ground News phone notification about Shedeur Sanders slipping to 3rd round
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Sen. Cory Booker @booker.senate.gov · 01/04/2025
Time to speak up
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Sen. Cory Booker @booker.senate.gov · 01/04/2025
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
youtube.com
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I swear to dog this guy is about to claim the sky has actually always been red white and blue and the whole GOP is gonna cheer and clap and foam at the mouth.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The signs are petty and I love it
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 05/03/2025
Trump: "We have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplish in 4 years or 8 years." The economy:
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
OKAY AL
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This guy is so full of shit 3 bottles of miralax couldn't get the job done
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
March Forth, see you soon 🫡 #fiftyfiftyone #atx
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
TODAY! March 4th for Democracy. Find your protest at www.FiftyFifty.one. 50 Protests. 50 States. 1 Movement. #50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne #ImpeachTrump #NoKings #March4thForDemocracy @polrev.bsky.social
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
wtf is this a real headline
Screenshot of AP news article with headline "Supreme Court makes it harder for EPA to police sewage discharges"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
As a US citizen I want nothing more than for Canada to win the 4 Nations. I didn't think ready for all of my fellow citizens acting like a US win would signal some kind of moral victory.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
guys idk what to say at this point I'm just alternating through laughter shock and malaise. I guess I'm trying to atay informed but also disconnect and love myself and my neighbor. So anyways Greenland will never be called by this monstrosity of a name. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Screenshot of Congress dot gov web link to House resolution titled "H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland"."
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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
As a process Christian and 49ers fan, this Superbowl result is proof that God can't work singlehandedly, but can work through and with anyone.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
KENNY PICKETT GETTING GARBAGE TIME IN THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE CHIEFS OMG
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thoughts and prayers to all the lifelong Taylor Swift fans it must be hard watching your favorite team go 1/2 in subsequent Superbowls.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
thisIsFine.jpg www.nbcnews.com/news/world/l...
Screenshot of news article from NBC News titled "Last month was the world's hottest January on record, E.U. scientists say"
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈👻 @jjr222.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
trans people are pretty great pass it on
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trans rights are human rights. Human rights are non-negotiable. The fundamental dignity of every human is not an open question. There's no "yeah, but.." There's no "middle ground." If one of us isn't free, then none of us are free. Full fuckin stop.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Pete Enns one of the real ones who can title something "Pimping the Bible" and leave me with a lil inspiration. open.substack.com/pub/peteenns...
open.substack.com
Pimping The Bible
There are leaders among us—politicians, pastors, and pundits—who hold the Bible aloft in their claim to ownership and sole reverence of the Bible.
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Jacob Haynes @jacobroger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Idk man, I'm literally still just doing my best and faking the rest
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luna @imlunahey.com · 30/01/2025
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
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Joe Smith @therealjoesmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Jesus told his followers to expect persecution—not because they were loudest, but because they stood with the least of these. If you’re aligning with power, you’re not the one being persecuted.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“Fuck” is an entire prayer
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