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Mya Avanti

@myaavantibooks.bsky.social
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Hobbit Lifestyle Influencer, Writer of Queer Books 🏳️‍🌈, Neighborhood Kitchen Witch, Chronically Ill Equestrian 🐎 linktr.ee/myaavanti

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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The wolves joined in the national alert testing today
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Took the youngest to see wolves and she insisted on taking photos of animal butts. The zebra is her masterpiece (according to her).
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Kaffee und Kuchen Zeit
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I've become the weird metal bird statue lady, and I'm okay with that 🌱💙
A Rusty metal bird statue vomits water into a small pond.  In front, the stone Buddha meditatesA rainbow-winged Kookaburra sculpture made of reused tin strips hangs on an old beige stucco wallA metal and stone bird with fabulous chain link hairA rotund metal owl carrying a blue swirl glass orb hangs from a wall mounted bookshelf
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I guess we've failed successfully? Thanks, printer.
Printer error message: "Finished. Printing unsuccessful"
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A bit late but we did make hamentashen last Friday for Purim! The chocolate pecan pie ones were my favorite, but the kiddos preferred the raspberry rhubarb ones
On the left side of a butcher block countertop sits a blue and white china plate piled with triangular shortbread type cookies.  To the right,  baking tray of more triangle cookies, these bleeding raspberry rhubarb jam from their centers.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Styrians, please sign this petition to defend funding for the arts and sciences here, and share with friends! kulturlandretten.at #kulturlandretten #Steiermark #Styria #Austria #fundthearts
kulturlandretten.at
Rettet das Kulturland Steiermark
#kulturlandretten
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
More Hobbitcore: Admiring my pink heather blooms while I eat the caramelized carrot and fennel Tarte tartin I whipped up for lunch 🌱🍪💙
Caramelized carrot and fennel Tarte tartin with fresh goat cheese and thyme.  Carrots, halved lengthwise and not looking particularly caramelized, lay across a bed of actually caramelized fennel bulb slices.  It's a rectangular Tarte, with a puff pastry base, on a piece of baking paper.Two small bushy plants covered in tiny pink and purple flowers sit centered in a garden bed.  Front left you can see a bright yellow crab sand toy, and halfway up on the right is the bright green of a hyacinth peeking through the soil
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Spring is springing 🌱
A soccer ball sits in a lawn of purple crocusA sea of snowdrop flowers spread from under a massive rose hedgeThree yellow crocus poke up through the mulch. Behind them, a plastic pegasus guards a broken china cupLenten rose, snow drops, and crocus grow wild in the shade of old apple trees
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Our crocus lawn astounds me every year. 🌱 I worried that having kids and dogs would kill them off, but if anything they seem denser after three years of abuse!
A grassy hillside dotted with bright purple crocus blooms
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My extra creamy Berliner Dickmann is the Breakfast of Champions
An extra creamy Dickmann- wafer cookie mounded with marshmallow creme, filled with raspberry jam and topped with milk chocolate and coconut
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The mystery discount bulb has bloomed, and it's the most beautiful Amarillus I've ever seen. Also enjoying all the orchids, but wish they would space out their reblooms! 🌱
Two tall green stalks topped with gorgeous salmon-pink and white striped blooms.  On the left, a spray of purple orchid flowers.  On the right, another spray of orchids, but these are polka-dotted purple and yellow Several pink phalanopsis orchids blooming amidst a table of other types of orchids
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
People assume they’ll be the exception. That disability, poverty, homelessness won’t befall them That if something “bad” happens, they will be able to “try harder” their way out of it. This false belief allows them to blame the ones who are suffering, instead of the oppressive systems that trap us
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Okay 🌱 people, when exactly am I supposed to start my rannaculus and dahlias indoors if my last frost date is in early May? I'm reading so much conflicting information here!
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Well ... That's something
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
What a beautiful day for a walk in the woods
A snow-covered trail winds through mixed forest. The hazel bushes are tinted yellow with their early spring blooms.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
People who have seen these diseases don't hesitate to vaccinate.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Round 2 of funfetti cake: Better flavor, sprinkles didn't bleed, but the cake was very dense. Next time, I'll beat the egg whites separately and fold them in, see if that helps lighten it up. #cake #baking #funfetti
Slice of cake on a light blue plate.  Cake is funfetti, so white cake with pops of yellow, pink, and blue from sprinkles in the batter.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Good morning from snowy Steiermark
A grey morning frosted in snow, in the foreground snow covers a sloping hillside with an ancient apple tree bottom right.  Behind, a forest of tall oaks, maples, and evergreens Heavily frosted bare deciduous trees mingle with snow-covered evergreens against a grey morning sky
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My toxic trait is writing inappropriate comments on works I'm critiquing. But really, his sword WAS aching for her whetstone
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I love the old people in our family email threads (Spoiler alert: The family tree is an attachment, it's the preview that is too small to read)
All-caps message that reads:
Hi Ja Y
Is there any way to make the family tree larger 
No one can read it
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It's a bit early but I'll take it!
A vibrant purple crocus flower peeks through the dormant grassesThree white snowdrop flowers on the forest floor, shot through a tangle of thin quince branches.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Share your cutest animal photo, I need the dopamine
Tasmanian Devil
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I had a pretty good health day. I cleaned, did laundry, went to the hardware store, even got a kebab. The real question is how dead will I be tomorrow?
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Patrick @patrickstaley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Well, we got the Rx for a hearing aid. But also, a new referral for yet another surgery. Sigh.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Today's goal: Get kid #2 a Rx for a hearing aid. Please wish us luck. This has been quite a journey!
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Americans making plans, don't forget to: Get apostilles on all your important documents Renew your passport Find a long-term contraceptive Meet your neighbors and build up a like-minded community Learn your rights
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Here's a useful list of European alternatives to US digital services and products european-alternatives.eu
european-alternatives.eu
Homepage | European Alternatives
We help you find European alternatives for digital service and products, like cloud services and SaaS products.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were ordered to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “L.G.B.T.” or “pregnant people.”
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy Caturday 😽🤍
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Authors, if you see this, it's a sign to post the first line of your book. "The musty animal smell immediately calmed Amelia’s mind as she walked down the barn aisle."
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
How do you respond when you tell someone you have a chronic illness, and they reply with, "Get well soon!" "I won't, but thanks," isn't cutting it.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I think we've officially found the worst routing offered by any airline: Graz-Frankfurt Frankfurt-Munich Munich-Heathrow Healthrow-SFO SFO-LAX LAX-Sydney Sydney-Hobart WHY???
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
As usual, I've started too many seeds, and forgotten to label half of them 🌱
Ten small 12-cell seedling trays filled with dirt.  Some have labels, some have light green sprouts of various sizes
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
ER doc once told me I should stop riding. My husband laughed and said, "Good luck with that!"
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It's impolite to tell a doctor to, "fuck all the way off with that attitude," right? Because this doctor can fuck all the way off with his attitude right now.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
80 years ago today, Auschwitz was liberated. 86 years ago, my grandfather was in Vienna saying goodbye to his father. He was released from Buchenwald on Jan 24th, 1939 and departed for England on Feb 4th. His father was killed in "Riga" Jan, 1941. How will you spend the next six years?
Four pictures in a grid:

Top left is the first inner page of a Nazi issued Reisepass (passport). There is a large red "J" stamped in the upper left corner

Top right is the photo page of the passport. There is a black and white photo of a young man in an oversized collared shirt and jacket, no tie. The page is stamped three times with the eagle and swastika seal. In the bottom right, an illegible signature, dated 12 Jan, 1939

Bottom left is one of the visa pages of the passport.  It is stamped with a six month visitor visa to England, issued in Vienna, Feb 1, 1939. 

Bottom right is a black and white photo of an older man. He is well dressed in a jacket, shirt, and tie, and a pocket square. His hair is slicked back. His expression is serious.  On the bottom of the photo someone has printed "father" in block letters with a blue pen. The lettering is slightly smeared.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I was worried that my made-up corporation name in my WIP was too silly, and then I remembered that one of my books features, "Quora's Kolache Cafe," and no one has blinked an eye at that. So I guess, name things ridiculously. It's fun.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Finally warm outside, and it's fucking windy. Wtf. I call bullshit.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I almost hate to admit how much fun I'm having writing a pulpy, tropey, romance
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2025
you think elon musk is a nazi for doing the nazi salute? next you’ll tell me he’s a nazi for speaking at a rally for AfD, the modern german nazi party 😂
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The garden is a thing to live for. In one month, we'll have snowdrops and crocus. In two months the magnolia will bloom. In three months I'll find out what color the tulips we chaos-planted are. In no time at all, I'll be reading in my hammock under the blooming apple trees.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My husband isn't on social media so I have to send him screenshots
Comic: A man and a woman are sitting across a table from one another holding coffee cups.  The man says, "it's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."Four panel comic, all four panels are two dinosaurs standing next to each other.  First panel, dino on the right says, "being cold blooded has advantages. For example, you don't have to eat as often as warm-blooded creatures."
Second panel, the right dino says, "but your body still needs heat. And since you can't generate it, a warm climate is necessary.
Third panel, they are standing silently.
Forth panel, left dino says, "so you don't like that I took you on a ski Vacation?" And right dino says, "if I had the energy to be angry, I would be angry."Screenshot of a post from Napoleon Vegemite saying, "she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine."Picture of Mr Rogers from the, "I'm proud of you" meme standing in front of an open refrigerator.  Text says, "wives when they ask their husbands to get the sausages out of the fridge and they don't respond with, 'i have a sausage for you."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Source: @theoatmeal.bsky.social When You're Tired AND Anxious #anxietymemes #fatiguedmemes #chronicillnessmemes
1st panel: I can handle being tired [pic of guy in red sleeping bag with energy bar above him almost empty]
2nd panel: and I can handle being full of anxious energy [pic of guy furiously typing on his laptop with full energy bar above him]
3rd panel: what I can't handle [pic of guy walking out of his sleeping bag]
4th panel: the thing I cannot bear [pic of guy looking sad at his closed laptop]
5th panel: is being both at the same time [pic of guy being almost empty on his energy bar and a pic of a guy being sad but having full energy bar]
6th panel: all the time [pic of guy with eyes just white and sad look on his face]
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The Krapfen do look amazing. Guess I have to learn Italian now...
Three Krapfen sitting on a paper tray. Top left is filled with vanilla cream and topped with powdered sugar. Top right is pistachio and has a light green glaze. The center bottom one is iced with rainbow colors, and filled with strawberry jam
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Buying Krapfen, my brain substituted "arcoíris" for "Regenbogen." The baker replied, "Italien?" And I heard "Zahlen" so I said, "Ja." She switched to speaking Italian. I do not speak Italian, and I was far too embarrassed to do anything but nod/shrug. Languages are hard.
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Mya Avanti @myaavantibooks.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It's so hard to be bred to hunt deer, and then not be allowed to chase them. Void Dog does her best to obey.
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