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Morden

@mxmorden.bsky.social
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Chris➡️Italian|35|queer|she/her|they/them. Constantly tired. Into music, books, dinosaurs, old school F1, and fucked up shit. 🔞 mxmorden.carrd.co

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Linette🌻🌸🏵️🌺🌱 @ohtiniestplanet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
jazz hipsters the world over sigh
sketchbook comic. panel 1 of a shadowy man in a suit looking out at the sunlit street with narration, "There's no shortage of punks in this city." panel 2 of a closeup of the man's sneering face with narration "Also a healthy contingent of ravers, shoegazers, b-boys, frisky and regular-type goths, bluegrass fans, jazz hipsters, and whatever people who like synthwave are called."
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reapersun @reapersun.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bsky is apparently gonna start flagging whole accounts as nsfw soon so if you don't already know about your moderation settings, highly suggest switching nsfw from Hide to Warn; otherwise many creators will completely vanish from your timeline when they roll this out.
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me in 2019: I don't really see why ppl freak out over kpop photocards Me in 2026, randomly fucking around on Vinted & bumping into a topps card of Emerson Fittipaldi: ... fuck.
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If I see a GLS delivery dude in the wild, it's on fucking sight. Dealing w/ this fucking company will genuinely end up being my villain origin story.
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
*tap the sign*
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🖊️📖 as soon as you feel it -18+ -prosenna -24k -1989. Ayrton and Alain are forced to spend a day together after their flight to the Monaco GP gets diverted. Their uneasy truce turns into something a little more complicated. -pls read the tags!
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
lemme see if I remember how you post fanfic on here lol
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
F1d so hard, recently, that Emerson Fittipaldi guest starred in my dream last night 😭😭😭
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
MI STO SENTENDO MALISSIMO LMAO WHO IS THIS
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sooo what's up with all of these bots pretending to be potential beta readers? 👀
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jackirang⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @uhhuhlistenboy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the way joon readjusts his grip to hold onto yoongi’s hand better PLEASE EXCUSE ME IM GOING TO GO STARE AT A WALL FOR AN HOUR
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
One day, I'm gonna need to re-watch the Senna series and write some series!prosenna, bc those two are cute af but also so very much far removed from the real deal that it's a whole other dynamic lmao
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Now the issue is that I've exiled myself from the F1 fandom in 2016 and I have no idea how to find a beta reader to subject to my prosenna fuckery 😭
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hey, guess what??? 👀👀👀👀
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's a very prosenna day in my brain today 🥲
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Imagine if 2016!me knew that 2026!me was writing lestappen. Imagine that. 2016!me would throw hands lmao
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey, guess what lol archiveofourown.org/works/84258261
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I miss lj kinkmemes so much :(
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Period's kicking my ass. Cannot wait to go to sleep 😭
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Will my ability to write fanfic ever come back from the war? 😔
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An article from The Guardian:

‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction

Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer

A beekeeper has been jailed for six months after she set swarms of her insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to carry out an eviction at a friend’s house.

Rebecca Woods insisted she only released her truckload of hives to allow the bees to enjoy the “lovely, flowering landscape” near the home of an elderly friend and cancer patient.

But a district court in Springfield, Massachusetts, heard that Woods, 59, admitted under questioning that she was trying to save him from eviction by freeing the bees in the presence of the deputies who had shown up to serve papers.
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Does this look like a FOX to anybody else? (If you saw my previous reskeet(?), no, you didn't)
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Non fate scherzi, che io me lo devo rinnovareeeee 😭😭😭😭
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fuck yeah. It's me and my cheapass matcha latte against the world 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Can my sister and my dad stop fighting in the kitchen, I wanna make myself a matcha latte.
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I don't even know how to explain the bone-deep dread I felt two minutes ago, when my Trump-worshipping, ChatGPT-loving, humanities-hating father said to me: "I'm writing a book on antisemitism."
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 27/04/2026
This is a set of frames of the surface of Comet 67P taken by the Rosetta mission on 1 June 2016. The particles in the foreground are bits of dust and ice or cosmic rays effects. The "waterfall" of points moving in the background are stars.
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ma qualcuno che mi spieghi cosa sta succedendo con kpopitalia e gli ateez? 😂😂😂
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Me when I had 0 money: If only I had the money, I could buy this Cool Thing :( Me now that I have a little money: But what if I buy the Cool Thing and then something catastrophic happens and those 60€ end up making the difference between, like, the life or death of a loved one???
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I have such a strong urge to write, but my brain also really, viscerally Does Not Want To :(
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy National Library Week! 💙📚
Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Reading literally anything even tangentially related to rock music between 2001 and 2014 be like: "Also, Mikey Way was there."
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𐂂강지오GangGio/덕질계 @artgioel34.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think reading the most fucked up shit I could get my hands on when I was a teenager desensitized me, bc all of the negative reviews for this book I just finished were like: "it's so disturbing!!! :(((" while my negative review is like: "this promised it would be disturbing but it was lame :(((("
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Prima volta che guardo Le Iene dopo anni ed anni, ed i servizi sono pieni zeppi di AI 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If only there was a word for those lmao
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propugnaculum.bsky.social @propugnaculum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
American Christians: “that Jesus fellow, he was a real commie, you know? Hear he treated sick people for free! Where’s the money in that?”
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Watching Trust Me: The False Prophet, and I think by the end of the series my face will be forever stuck like:
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Simpsons bullies and camp administrator eating grand feast, while toasting and saying "Gentlemen, to evil."
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Is2g, every single time a trans person turns out to be shitty, ppl who claim to be allies JUMP at the chance to misgender them. You're still a transphobe piece of shit if you're being transphobic towards a shitty person 🫩🫩🫩
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someone needs to explain to me why my dad NEVER speaks Italian to me unless he's on the phone with someone from the US 🙃
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sam @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
is that really old man yaoi or are they thirty
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mia sorella che mi mostra video di quelli de Il Volo che dicono stronzate su Bad Bunny, come se non mi stessero già abbastanza sul cazzo di loro lmao
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
One of the pros of having a dachshund as a dog is that if we're talking a walk and he starts being bad, I can just pick him up like a suitcase and carry him off lol
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I am in dire need of sushi, chocolate, and a mojito 😔
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was fucking around on AO3 and I realized the last time I posted a fic was in JANUARY 2025, and 🥲
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Morden @mxmorden.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yikes 😬
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me all the time
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