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Ryan Bayne

@mutantlog.com
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Random jokes, opinions, dry sarcasm, etc. Strong thoughts about The Cardigans. My views are my own. He/him. Waterloo, ON

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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 2h
I have no idea where this comment came from, but I still trust him more than I do Roberto Alomar.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 2h
My first instinct is to reply with some self deprecating nonsense, but I've got nothing for that. But I'm pretty sure I've said I've never had an experience like 1vs100 in my 44+ years of video games, and feeling like I had been heard was a huge huge part of that.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 11/10/2026
It reassures me to find that other people also have 20-year-old one off jokes from blogs stuck in their head.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 08/10/2026
You can't fool me. You're still using Windows Phone.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 05/10/2026
Just felt funnier to me.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 05/10/2026
I like that Billy Gunn appears on the Featured Guests page, but Mr. Dogg does not.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 27/09/2026
I feel like I remember a long ago @cabel.panic.com post about this? I might be imagining it...
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 26/09/2026
Better than a dentist who keeps getting right up in your face, running their cheek against yours.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 25/09/2026
There's still a ticket for the Pokémon Fossil Museum tomorrow at 1:30pm!
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 25/09/2026
I support your fandom even if I'm mad at them signing away Maltais.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 23/09/2026
"loyal to this brand for over eight months". Meanwhile, I'm over in Japan just giving money to The Pokémon Company every day here, living out 20+ year old dreams and having an amazing time. (Neither Munchlax nor Pokémon theme parks existed until early 2000s)
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 22/09/2026
I guess I haven't missed out by passing up the 10 pack per visit limits at the 4 Pokémon Centers I've visited this week.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 22/09/2026
I'll admit, I'm the kind of sicko who would attend such a show if it existed.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 21/09/2026
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 21/09/2026
Members of Generation Jones are fans of suplexes, naming their kids Hook, and being surprisingly Italian.
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 19/09/2026
I was thinking the gar par superstar.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 19/09/2026
I'm no Bible scholar, but it sure has a lot of wild stories. Like the Tower of Babel, and the whole building something tall causing issues. Unrelated, here's my view from Tokyo Skytree.
Photo from the observation deck at Tokyo Skytree. Outside the windows is just clouds. You can't see anything.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 19/09/2026
Looks like it's about fiction set in Berlin. j-archive.com/showgame.php...
j-archive.com
J! Archive - Show #9620, aired 2026-09-18
An archive of Jeopardy! clues and players for Show #9620.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 19/09/2026
I went through this whole aquarium and I haven't seen a single squirrel. Clearly the COEX Aquarium beats the Sunshine City Aquarium.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 18/09/2026
I enjoy riding the subway in Tokyo and I keep seeing the SkyDome on the screens because they're showing a recent Okamoto home run.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 18/09/2026
Jorma's (at the time future) sister-in-law!
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 16/09/2026
Aw geez, it was just my own bad take about early morning hamburgers 😅
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 16/09/2026
So if I block that account, and keep following this one, I'll only get the REAL REAL info, about hot dogs and the like. Got it!
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 16/09/2026
This is amazing. You should come to TCAF (Toronto Comic Arts Festival). Yes I know it's in Canada, but that's the show I go to, and I'm selfish 😅
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 16/09/2026
Self diagnosed CTE? Sounds bad. But at least there's a shirt for him.
T-shirt from the webcomic Beartato with a picture of Reginald shouting "Guess I've Got Brain Problems!"
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 16/09/2026
For some reason this didn't make it over from the bad place, but as noted, they only recommend _an_ annual hamburger, so I'm saving it for November and eating a bacon, egg & cheese from Smashburger instead.
Post from me from the bad place reading "Actually many doctors agree that an annual hamburger before 8am is part of a balanced diet."
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
I hate that I understand this.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
I've found it hard to dislike him ever since I learned he was a noted Snorlax enthusiast. But that's about it for my thoughts about him.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
I'd much rather think of Clodsire than the cloud.
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Happy Paldean Wooper and Clodsire Pokémon
Alt: Happy Paldean Wooper and Clodsire Pokémon
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
It is very weird to realize that you left a stream of WSBK from September 10, 2001 playing, and to come back and find a Target ad set to "Beautiful World" by Devo.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
Have you had the chance to see a Trans-Canada Highwaymen (transcanadahighwaymen.ca) show? They don't have any dates listed right now, but it's a fun combination, even if I do my best to ignore Chris Murphy.
transcanadahighwaymen.ca
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 15/09/2026
I haven't posted about The Cardigans enough here on Bluesky, but I endorse this thread, especially about I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran? The Snorlax enthusiast?
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 14/09/2026
Also, it's a prediction market only for sports, which is somehow not just a sports betting site? Make it make sense.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 13/09/2026
(That's the second time this week I've had occasion to use this comic)
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 13/09/2026
A Bloom County comic where a man is very excited about gas being 69.9 cents per gallon. He notes that it's cheaper than many other liquid products, and at the end tells his wife to dump the milk as they will now be giving unleaded gasoline to their cat to drink.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 12/09/2026
I don't know what to do, but I sure am glad you discovered this instead of me.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 12/09/2026
He ate potato chips.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 10/09/2026
That's what I don't get about Paul Kortenaar. He was a teacher at the Ontario Science Centre Secondary School. How does he have such personal experience with the OSC and yet has allowed all this to happen while he's been CEO?
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 10/09/2026
It's great when you do the thing you do at most airports and then they yell at you like you're stupid. Airports are just the best.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 08/09/2026
It doesn't show up in Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns) does it? It's very weird watching that with so much footage of them from Sept 10th. (Daily Show, Tower Records)
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 07/09/2026
I think it's this and the sequels that follow it: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Shop KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! for Nintendo Switch at Nintendo Store. See game details, editions, and availability.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 07/09/2026
I'm curious which this is referring to, because I'm often bad at picking up on needle drops. If you don't want to spoil, I think DMs are open?
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Albumism @albumism.com · 06/09/2026
Happy 30th Anniversary to The Cardigans' third studio album ‘First Band on the Moon’ originally released September 6, 1996 | Read our tribute by @justinchadwick.bsky.social + listen to the album here: album.ink/CardigansFB
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 06/09/2026
I was going to say before then, they wouldn't let two people born in Canada be tag champs together, but then I doubled checked and had forgotten about the Quebecers.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 06/09/2026
I assume you're keeping a list and then will use it for a Fuser stream to show up the DJ.
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Ryan Bayne @mutantlog.com · 06/09/2026
Can he sidetalk on it?
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