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Some people scream, I suppose Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1Q… Talk about Nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgq…

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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 3h
Was taking a sharp turn too fast and was about to crash, in a split-second I remembered I had a shield and slammed my finger on LB. Tanked the crash and flattened the dude ahead of me. Amazing feeling of pushing buttons to make shit happen
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 5h
I'm gonna cast a spell on you Make you do what I want you to I'll tie you to the kitchen chair I'll Break your throne and I'll cut your hair Cause I'm a Hex Girl, and I'm gonna make you say Hallelujah
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 16h
It's okay that you can't yet turn into a swarm of rats. Any quantity of small mammal will do.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This exchange blasts through my head as I spend every single day doing interviews and podcast appearances for the new book. "You understand, of course..."
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most of gumby scared me, but the piano boy at 4:57 actively traumatized me
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Gumby - The REAL Small Planets (Yes, this is THAT one)
YouTube video by Francis C
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tucker is the most hustlin' indie interviewer I know. There's no game too big or too small for him. If you're an indie dev, he WILL find a way into your DMs and get you to open up about your creative process
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
You hear the shrieking of an owl You hear the wind begin to howl But you don't really care for music, do you?
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Boys and Girls of Every Age Wouldn't you like to see Something Strange? Well it goes like this: The Fourth, the Fifth, The Minor Fall, The Major Lift The Pumpkin King Composing Halleboojah
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know they at least smell good
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want a Yakuza AMV I did make, that's here www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJgP...
youtube.com
The Long and Winding Road (Yakuza AMV )
YouTube video by Murph04
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Credit to original creator
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Yakuza 7 Ichiban Kasuga - As It Was
YouTube video by alice phoebe lou’s intern
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no. I was hit by the seasonal theming ray
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinkin' about him, and them, and it
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't worry about my ceiling, cause I got that dog in me and dogs can't look up
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some amazing background art in the Tomb Raider GBC games
Lara Croft stands next to a billboard. It shows a person of indeterminate gender with glasses smiling like a nutcracker. Their eyes twinkle as if they've just seen an exposed human finger to consume.
"Radio...APPLE 109.7 FM the DJ's choice!"Lara Croft stands next to a billboard. The person in the billboard has a shaved head and crows' feet. They look at the viewer with a piercing gaze reserved for persistence predators. Their smile is slight, but their teeth are noticeable.
"Drink FIZZY...to be cool!"
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Murph04
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm in too deep guys. I have 150 hours in this mediocre game. I'm making tierlists and posting on the subreddit. They're dropping a $45 emote pack for my main and I'm seriously weighing if it's worth it
A drawing of a man with his head in his hands looking STRESSED
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know everyone comes to me for my My Hero: Ultra Rumble opinions (the My Hero Academia Battle Royale that exists), so fret not! I have put together an end of season tier list so you know my thoughts on every character
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Older I get, the less interested I am in difficulty options that raise enemy health. I never feel like I'm learning how to play the game better, just how to pull the trigger longer
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You press cinematic mode when you want to watch your units die because you're not micro managing them
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reefer Madness, but the chick downs one of these before playing the piano really fast
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the origin of Wesker's beef with Chris and maybe Chris' defining moment outside of punching the boulder
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We used to have an entire class of sci-fi author that would just daydream about fucked-up ways for the earth to orbit the sun
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They call it tremors cause it resonates
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adding "Cool magic penis" to my Tinder profile, then deleting it cause I realize that's something a match would ask for proof of
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outnew: Fall Vegas
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
awoog
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Cute Corgi Puppy Awooo Howling
ALT: Cute Corgi Puppy Awooo Howling
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pyramid Head's mask is just an allegory for the foreskin. James has to remove it to see the true self underneath
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if Majora's Mask had the combat of DMC, but the aesthetic of JJBA?
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3 years ago I suddenly lost my father and then I played The Outer Wilds, and I channeled that into making the best thing I've ever made. youtu.be/Hnk7S8c_aaw?...
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Moving on With a Supernova: An Outer Wilds Essay
YouTube video by The Daydreamcast
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wake me up when September ends
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A little ditty, 'bout Jack & Jill two thirsty kids who went up. a. hill.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SkillUp after making that Wolverine review and now the internet is flooded with engagement bait clips of streamers secretly turning on accessibility features and acting flabbergasted that the game plays itself
Oppenheimer at the end of Oppenheimer (2023) looking very sad about creating the atomic bomb
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RPG Party Member When You First Meet Them: Hey, how's it going? RPG Party Member After You Give Them 26 Candles In Their Favorite Color: Sometimes...I get sad inside...
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"You said this was the GOAT when it merely made you happy, and not euphoric" "To be happy was all I needed in that moment..." I mutter. Another bamboo shoot pierces my nailbed. "So you admit your love will not stand the test of time." "Every rainbow I've seen after a storm is S-tier. I'm sorry."
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/09/2026
The Jerk is a really goofy, raunchy and absurd comedy that also pauses for three minutes so that Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters can do a really beautiful and sincere cover of Tonight You Belong To Me. It's such a lovely intimate little moment that you wouldn't expect a comedy to commit to
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's this guy even talking about?
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think engaging in discourse is really a waste of time and...why are you clicking on my profile? Hey! Sto- Stop scrolling down. Those last 800 posts are all ironic, I swear.
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meredith, I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is that shit Jon Arbuckle drank
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The circus is empty and all the monkeys are here
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is actually fucked up and borderline sinful
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Le Cinéma de la Big Walk
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm having a similar struggle with "Why's he talking to himself?" Brother, comic book characters are the original masters of external thoughts
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