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Some people scream, I suppose Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1Q… Talk about Nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgq…

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 6h
Oh no. I was hit by the seasonal theming ray
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13h
Thinkin' about him, and them, and it
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't worry about my ceiling, cause I got that dog in me and dogs can't look up
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 23h
Some amazing background art in the Tomb Raider GBC games
Lara Croft stands next to a billboard. It shows a person of indeterminate gender with glasses smiling like a nutcracker. Their eyes twinkle as if they've just seen an exposed human finger to consume.
"Radio...APPLE 109.7 FM the DJ's choice!"Lara Croft stands next to a billboard. The person in the billboard has a shaved head and crows' feet. They look at the viewer with a piercing gaze reserved for persistence predators. Their smile is slight, but their teeth are noticeable.
"Drink FIZZY...to be cool!"
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Xavier @xavierck.com · 30/09/2026
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Star Wars Prequel
Alt: Darth Maul pulling back his hood
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Murph04
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know everyone comes to me for my My Hero: Ultra Rumble opinions (the My Hero Academia Battle Royale that exists), so fret not! I have put together an end of season tier list so you know my thoughts on every character
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Older I get, the less interested I am in difficulty options that raise enemy health. I never feel like I'm learning how to play the game better, just how to pull the trigger longer
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reefer Madness, but the chick downs one of these before playing the piano really fast
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We used to have an entire class of sci-fi author that would just daydream about fucked-up ways for the earth to orbit the sun
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adding "Cool magic penis" to my Tinder profile, then deleting it cause I realize that's something a match would ask for proof of
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outnew: Fall Vegas
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pyramid Head's mask is just an allegory for the foreskin. James has to remove it to see the true self underneath
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if Majora's Mask had the combat of DMC, but the aesthetic of JJBA?
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3 years ago I suddenly lost my father and then I played The Outer Wilds, and I channeled that into making the best thing I've ever made. youtu.be/Hnk7S8c_aaw?...
youtu.be
Moving on With a Supernova: An Outer Wilds Essay
YouTube video by The Daydreamcast
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wake me up when September ends
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A little ditty, 'bout Jack & Jill two thirsty kids who went up. a. hill.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SkillUp after making that Wolverine review and now the internet is flooded with engagement bait clips of streamers secretly turning on accessibility features and acting flabbergasted that the game plays itself
Oppenheimer at the end of Oppenheimer (2023) looking very sad about creating the atomic bomb
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RPG Party Member When You First Meet Them: Hey, how's it going? RPG Party Member After You Give Them 26 Candles In Their Favorite Color: Sometimes...I get sad inside...
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"You said this was the GOAT when it merely made you happy, and not euphoric" "To be happy was all I needed in that moment..." I mutter. Another bamboo shoot pierces my nailbed. "So you admit your love will not stand the test of time." "Every rainbow I've seen after a storm is S-tier. I'm sorry."
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/09/2026
The Jerk is a really goofy, raunchy and absurd comedy that also pauses for three minutes so that Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters can do a really beautiful and sincere cover of Tonight You Belong To Me. It's such a lovely intimate little moment that you wouldn't expect a comedy to commit to
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think engaging in discourse is really a waste of time and...why are you clicking on my profile? Hey! Sto- Stop scrolling down. Those last 800 posts are all ironic, I swear.
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meredith, I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is that shit Jon Arbuckle drank
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The circus is empty and all the monkeys are here
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is actually fucked up and borderline sinful
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Le Cinéma de la Big Walk
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I read Those Who Walk Away From Omelas in college and I always found myself transfixed by these lines bookending the reveal of The Child. I always took it as The Child might not actually exist and it's instead a check on the reader's pessimism that utopia can't exist without some sort of "Catch"
Do you believe? Do you accept the festival, the city, the joy? Then let me describe one more thing.Now do you believe them? Are they not more credible?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
first thing im doing with my red pen is circling all four instances of the word Semen in that first graf and writing PICK ONE
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All this time
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This came to me in a dream
The Rizzler as the poster for Eraserhead.

The caption reads "Darkness enrizzling me"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
JADEN YUKI JUMPSCARE IN THE NINTENDO DIRECT
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every day I'm getting bamboozled
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/09/2026
The new Halloween game just patched out a sex minigame because you could use it to make Dr. Loomis have sex with teenagers
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hiawatha: "I need new gloves, but where am I gonna get the material?" The Noble Mudjokivis:
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Expanding on this: Big Walk has the best kind of open world, which is the omnipresent feeling of "there's something out there..." It's a goofy game of cataquacks and telephone puzzles, but the overwhelming feeling that the world is mysterious never leaves you and being alone in it elicits fear
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A Space Needle of Opals and Sprinkles
A twitter post by @elle_em

"Your YA fantasy series name is "A [last place you went] of [your birthstone] & [current weather condition]
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Which is superior? A carefully crafted run and gun arcade classic, or a flash game (made 2 years later) replicating the FEEL of that game with funny cartoon visuals? The Daydreamcast investigates, and I'll also give my pedantic, nitpick nerd rage review of RE: Requiem
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Alien Hominid vs Metal Slug 3
Daydreamcast · Episode
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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kill the part of you that craves an extended universe
From the ending of Blade Runner (1982). The last scene with Gaff.
The subtitles have been changed to say: "It's a shame they made sequels. But then again, when don't they?"
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A moment from a game that made me nod and go "Yeah." in a deep, knowing tone
From Perfect Tides (2022)

A girl in a very 2000s room types away on the computer. On her bed is an imaginary version of herself holding hands with a crimson clad deerboy. The narration reads "You imagine with delight how your online friends will react. The two of you will have a lot of clout as a couple."
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs
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murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The quest for "Scrooge was just flawed and logical" is how we get things like Christmas Carol (2019) with Guy Pierce where the reason Scrooge hates Christmas is because he had to stay at school during winter break because his Dad was prostituting him to the staff in exchange for waiving tuition.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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