Reposted by murph0weenSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7hyour response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right” 435495980
Reposted by murph0weenmurph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I don't worry about my ceiling, cause I got that dog in me and dogs can't look up 001
Reposted by murph0weenXavier @xavierck.com · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars PrequelAlt: Darth Maul pulling back his hood 3668
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know everyone comes to me for my My Hero: Ultra Rumble opinions (the My Hero Academia Battle Royale that exists), so fret not! I have put together an end of season tier list so you know my thoughts on every character 101
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Older I get, the less interested I am in difficulty options that raise enemy health. I never feel like I'm learning how to play the game better, just how to pull the trigger longer 000
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reefer Madness, but the chick downs one of these before playing the piano really fast 020
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We used to have an entire class of sci-fi author that would just daydream about fucked-up ways for the earth to orbit the sun 000
Reposted by murph0weenCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do 328888
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Adding "Cool magic penis" to my Tinder profile, then deleting it cause I realize that's something a match would ask for proof of 010
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pyramid Head's mask is just an allegory for the foreskin. James has to remove it to see the true self underneath 000
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What if Majora's Mask had the combat of DMC, but the aesthetic of JJBA? 100
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 21/09/20263 years ago I suddenly lost my father and then I played The Outer Wilds, and I channeled that into making the best thing I've ever made. youtu.be/Hnk7S8c_aaw?...youtu.beMoving on With a Supernova: An Outer Wilds EssayYouTube video by The Daydreamcast 011
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A little ditty, 'bout Jack & Jill two thirsty kids who went up. a. hill. 001
Reposted by murph0weenStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 190103413305
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026SkillUp after making that Wolverine review and now the internet is flooded with engagement bait clips of streamers secretly turning on accessibility features and acting flabbergasted that the game plays itself 010
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026RPG Party Member When You First Meet Them: Hey, how's it going? RPG Party Member After You Give Them 26 Candles In Their Favorite Color: Sometimes...I get sad inside... 111
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"You said this was the GOAT when it merely made you happy, and not euphoric" "To be happy was all I needed in that moment..." I mutter. Another bamboo shoot pierces my nailbed. "So you admit your love will not stand the test of time." "Every rainbow I've seen after a storm is S-tier. I'm sorry." 000
Reposted by murph0weenLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/09/2026The Jerk is a really goofy, raunchy and absurd comedy that also pauses for three minutes so that Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters can do a really beautiful and sincere cover of Tonight You Belong To Me. It's such a lovely intimate little moment that you wouldn't expect a comedy to commit to 1622531
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think engaging in discourse is really a waste of time and...why are you clicking on my profile? Hey! Sto- Stop scrolling down. Those last 800 posts are all ironic, I swear. 000
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Meredith, I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change. 000
Reposted by murph0ween聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd 172955806
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I read Those Who Walk Away From Omelas in college and I always found myself transfixed by these lines bookending the reveal of The Child. I always took it as The Child might not actually exist and it's instead a check on the reader's pessimism that utopia can't exist without some sort of "Catch" 000
Reposted by murph0weenrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026first thing im doing with my red pen is circling all four instances of the word Semen in that first graf and writing PICK ONE 4951224
Reposted by murph0weenLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026JADEN YUKI JUMPSCARE IN THE NINTENDO DIRECT 1726937
Reposted by murph0weenHarris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026what zelda will look like in 2026 3934871141
Reposted by murph0weenLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/09/2026The new Halloween game just patched out a sex minigame because you could use it to make Dr. Loomis have sex with teenagers 1528238
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hiawatha: "I need new gloves, but where am I gonna get the material?" The Noble Mudjokivis: 000
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Expanding on this: Big Walk has the best kind of open world, which is the omnipresent feeling of "there's something out there..." It's a goofy game of cataquacks and telephone puzzles, but the overwhelming feeling that the world is mysterious never leaves you and being alone in it elicits fear 000
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Which is superior? A carefully crafted run and gun arcade classic, or a flash game (made 2 years later) replicating the FEEL of that game with funny cartoon visuals? The Daydreamcast investigates, and I'll also give my pedantic, nitpick nerd rage review of RE: Requiemopen.spotify.comAlien Hominid vs Metal Slug 3Daydreamcast · Episode 041
Reposted by murph0weencharlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy. 263407739
Reposted by murph0weenmurph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Kill the part of you that craves an extended universe 001
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A moment from a game that made me nod and go "Yeah." in a deep, knowing tone 010
Reposted by murph0weenmatte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 29/04/2026PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs 222959788
murph0ween @murph04.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The quest for "Scrooge was just flawed and logical" is how we get things like Christmas Carol (2019) with Guy Pierce where the reason Scrooge hates Christmas is because he had to stay at school during winter break because his Dad was prostituting him to the staff in exchange for waiving tuition. 100