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Sony Grey is like 15 days older than me and I’m happy to report I think I actually look younger with my full head of grey 👨‍🦳 haha

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 4m

Sending Rice home there should end your career.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 4m

Rooting for the Yankees like they have any chance to win it all the Boone era. Gonna win his series with the Red Sox and coach here until 2045.

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 5h

The common thread in Pete Hegseth's rant to the troops, JD Vance suggesting Talarico is a pedophile, Brendan Carr calling the Trump ads aired with tax dollars "normal force PSAs," and Eric Schmitt fabricating a Jack Smith conspiracy is the whole GOP is incentivized to be performatively evil.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 8h

I think if I won the lottery I’d shit post on LinkedIn all day.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 22h

Saw one of the Red Sox in the dugout sniff a baseball and I want to go on record saying a game used ball is a top 10 smell. 👃 ⚾️

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Atlanta braves have some pretty comfy seats behind home plate it looks like 💺

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fun fact, Jenn and I were going to try to go to that Maryland v. Iowa game too, but baby was 8-9 months and it was tough to get away. Later we had tickets to Fever vs. Mystics but the kiddo was sick and we gave our tickets away. Gonna see Clark play in Philly in 4 years instead haha.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here’s something…. Jenn was originally planning to be in New York on Wednesday night after work travel, but the trip got cancelled. I was going to watch the kids. And now it just so happens the Yankees are playing in New York on Wednesday night, and now Jenn can watch the kids? 🤔

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Keeping Devon home from daycare today to see Trumps speech at 2 pm.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jenn is out sick today, which apparently means she just started work at 9:30 instead of 9:00…

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One more field goal could really seal it for the Giants. #goforthree

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What Paw Patrol gets right is the good town has dogs and the bad town has cats

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Check out this sweet post you just made

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jenn, Andie, and I sometimes play a game called ‘horsey’ before bedtime where we all (try to) gallop and neigh around the living room. It’s like the Bluths’ impressions of a chicken on Arrested Development but 10x worse.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me, alone in a spare room, putting up painters tape: Yep! Yep! Yep!

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On ESPN - laughed out loud the second I read it 😆 WTF are you talking about playoffs 🤣

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Even more than Trump being the special birthday boy, the whole Republican party is really the special birthday boy party.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Creeped out by the culture pop radio ads.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s a good think Devon is a champion sleeper because Andie’s bedtime routine now ends with us yelling ‘SEE YOU IN THE MORNING” through the closed door as many time as we can 🤣

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026

this is a genuinely crazy story

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is there a freedom fuel for heating oil?

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Giants are turning into the Bears … 😝

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I sprained my ankle like 14 times so you won’t catch me watching dozens of replays of leg injuries on the teevee and triggering my PTSD

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Free tire air at Wawa has a line of 4 cars. I am 4th…

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Enough with this ‘World War Two in Color’ bullshit Give me the good stuff in black and white

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me to the house we bought 2 years ago: hey when are we gonna stop needing major repairs, replacements and what not The house:

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

3 year old: I don’t want to go to Lowe’s Me: you don’t know what your talking about

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On the debate stage you gotta just point at Vance or Rubio or whoever and say Do you want your next president to be a coward who couldn’t stand up to the last one?

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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my live fuel clock showing Americans now have spent $70 billion more on filling up with gasoline since March 1 (vs same period a yr ago) and $44 billion more on diesel (same dates) for a total of ~$114.2 billion spent over this time.

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If a few of the right Silicon Valley people were at all interested in football they could completely change the football landscape And they should honestly do it as a joke

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No good games on TV but we got BC v Maine coming up at 2 😂

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What does everyone think Trump will do after the bloodbath in November? I think: Escalate in Iran Go to Cuba Increase deportation efforts Fire government workers Tear down the Kennedy Center

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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 17/09/2026

When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Daycare in the Philly Burbs

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jenn’s always like: who are you texting? And them on I have to say: my dad And she’s like: oh …. what about? And I have to say something like: I was seeing if he remembered our old PO Box combination

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have you ever chanted the radio station in the car because a top dog law commercial came on?

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just had a fleeting, random thought that I've seen enough Donald Trump - but also Taylor Swift, and Ryan Seacrest, then it passed, and then I turned on the tv, and it was on abc, and Wheel of Fortune was on . . .

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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026