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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sent this to Jenn. She didn’t get it. Just a salad for lunch 😔
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things I’ve been trying to remember forever & finally remembered them all! 1. Power Pete (1995 Mac game)…20+ years trying to remember that 2. Red Ranger Came Calling (creepy 1994 children’s book) 3. Prada Foresta tie (Spring 2018) And tonight … 4. Dinky Bomb !!! (early-2000s online game)
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how you’re supposed to watch the Yankees. With your Jeter jersey over a Johnnie’s shirt
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What?
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Check out this sweet post you just made
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, alone in a spare room, putting up painters tape: Yep! Yep! Yep!
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On ESPN - laughed out loud the second I read it 😆 WTF are you talking about playoffs 🤣
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to the house we bought 2 years ago: hey when are we gonna stop needing major repairs, replacements and what not The house:
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daycare in the Philly Burbs
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jenn just got a certificate in the mail for 5 years at her company She also just asked to start a meeting 5 minutes late so she could make a toaster strudel Priorities people!
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Credit Karma is my biggest cheerleader and has been for some time … 🤷‍♂️
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The 10-month-old has a onesie with a greenhouse design (cool). Nice yellow dirt patch right where a blowout of a similar color would be - made me do a double take 😆
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s been too long, Zaftig’s banana stuffed French toast. Actually went to Boston last year for this… 😋
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Green Line has entered the chat
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We’re a CHOP family and Fetterman can fuck all the way off. For a million other reasons, but for this now, too
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today’s fun
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me: hey Natalie, any weekend plans? Natalie:
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Him: Hey Natalie, send me a pic Natalie:
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: Hey Natalie, what's up? Natalie:
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Birthday Popeye! The big 9 today
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you don’t add the apostrophe to Jeni’s ice cream it doesn’t look like part of a grocery list anymore 😳
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why? How old was your toddler when they brought home their nuclear blast sticker art?
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pop o’clock
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yankees fans behind us booed Volpe and I love it
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Damn!! Maybe the most impressive records in track and field. Here’s a fun photo from 2003 when El Guerrouj, the former record holder, took on your favorite marathoner in the 5000 when Kipchoge was still an up-and-comer!
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Freedom Fuel up to $3.92 in Brookhaven PA…
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy to report that the Gas N Go and Shell gas stations 0.4 miles apart on Edgemont Avenue in Brookhaven PA are now *both* ‘Freedom Fuel’ stations 😆
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The most Nationalist Socialist American Gas Station I have ever seen
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ran out of blue banner to cover the green ‘Gas N Go’ signage 😆
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Holy shit guys, Freedom Fuel here in Brookhaven PA competing with Wawa across the street. Note gas is 3.57 not $3.47 Previously something called ‘Gas N Go’ 😂
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everyone is 12.
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s legit my anniversary - amazing customer service 😂
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Before bed Andie asked who was singing her a song tonight, and I said mama. And I’m gonna sing to you tomorrow. This is what she told Jenn
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was raised on these streets
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
3 in row. Well done Bluesky.
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shamorie Ponds appreciation post: Remember that time when St John’s (before Julian Champagnie) was 0-11 in big east play and Ponds beat Brunson when Nova was #1? Right after Ponds beat #4 Duke. Brunson did have 28 tho 😆
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me? I’m the guy who put a white board on a white board
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is the best thing I’ve seen this year 😂
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m cursed to view everything through the lens of Gettysburg - but is it just me or is Platner channeling his best Chamberlain mustache?
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
82-0, straight up. No lifelines used.
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Having half a bagel for breakfast. Andie had the other half.
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Do we think this is above board? 🤣
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Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not sure what he is exactly
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