Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sent this to Jenn. She didn’t get it. Just a salad for lunch 😔 110
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Things I’ve been trying to remember forever & finally remembered them all! 1. Power Pete (1995 Mac game)…20+ years trying to remember that 2. Red Ranger Came Calling (creepy 1994 children’s book) 3. Prada Foresta tie (Spring 2018) And tonight … 4. Dinky Bomb !!! (early-2000s online game) 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is how you’re supposed to watch the Yankees. With your Jeter jersey over a Johnnie’s shirt 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me, alone in a spare room, putting up painters tape: Yep! Yep! Yep! 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On ESPN - laughed out loud the second I read it 😆 WTF are you talking about playoffs 🤣 130
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me to the house we bought 2 years ago: hey when are we gonna stop needing major repairs, replacements and what not The house: 010
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jenn just got a certificate in the mail for 5 years at her company She also just asked to start a meeting 5 minutes late so she could make a toaster strudel Priorities people! 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Credit Karma is my biggest cheerleader and has been for some time … 🤷♂️ 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The 10-month-old has a onesie with a greenhouse design (cool). Nice yellow dirt patch right where a blowout of a similar color would be - made me do a double take 😆 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s been too long, Zaftig’s banana stuffed French toast. Actually went to Boston last year for this… 😋 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We’re a CHOP family and Fetterman can fuck all the way off. For a million other reasons, but for this now, too 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When you don’t add the apostrophe to Jeni’s ice cream it doesn’t look like part of a grocery list anymore 😳 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Why? How old was your toddler when they brought home their nuclear blast sticker art? 100
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Damn!! Maybe the most impressive records in track and field. Here’s a fun photo from 2003 when El Guerrouj, the former record holder, took on your favorite marathoner in the 5000 when Kipchoge was still an up-and-comer! 100
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Happy to report that the Gas N Go and Shell gas stations 0.4 miles apart on Edgemont Avenue in Brookhaven PA are now *both* ‘Freedom Fuel’ stations 😆 011
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The most Nationalist Socialist American Gas Station I have ever seen 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Ran out of blue banner to cover the green ‘Gas N Go’ signage 😆 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Holy shit guys, Freedom Fuel here in Brookhaven PA competing with Wawa across the street. Note gas is 3.57 not $3.47 Previously something called ‘Gas N Go’ 😂 100
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’s legit my anniversary - amazing customer service 😂 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Before bed Andie asked who was singing her a song tonight, and I said mama. And I’m gonna sing to you tomorrow. This is what she told Jenn 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Shamorie Ponds appreciation post: Remember that time when St John’s (before Julian Champagnie) was 0-11 in big east play and Ponds beat Brunson when Nova was #1? Right after Ponds beat #4 Duke. Brunson did have 28 tho 😆 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Me? I’m the guy who put a white board on a white board 000
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m cursed to view everything through the lens of Gettysburg - but is it just me or is Platner channeling his best Chamberlain mustache? 010
Mtlayman @mtlayman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Having half a bagel for breakfast. Andie had the other half. 000