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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Stella loves Autumn 🍂🐾

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i've been married almost 20 years and yet my soulmate still wanders free

Since 2003, an anonymous "grammar vigilante" in Bristol has been correcting misplaced apostrophes on shop signs and street signs at night. He uses a long-handled tool called the "apostrophiser" to reach high signs and fix errors like "Amy's Nail's" and "Cambridge Motor's". By day, he is a mild-mannered engineer who considers his work a cause worth pursuing.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) “A dog like this you have to feed every day.” 4) “There’s your answer, fishbulb.” 3) “I’m cold and the wolves are after me.” 2) “I can’t promise I’ll try. But I’ll try to try.” 1) “It tastes like burning!”

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The man needs ignominy before he dies - a full-scale rejection by his followers. To die before this happens will only strengthen his influence, ala Obi Wan Kenobi, except evil.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

No holiday weekend can start until I post this banger

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I dream of a time, perhaps not too far off, when members of the news media learn definitions of words and phrases like “truce” and “cease-fire.” Live Updates: Mideast Hostilities Flare, Testing Fragile U.S.-Iran Truce www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06...

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Mideast Live Updates: U.S. and Iran Trade More Strikes, Testing Truce

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Words cannot describe how much I detest this man. Trump Administration Live Updates: President Cancels Plans to Sign Housing Bill www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06...

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Trump Administration Live Updates: President Cancels Plans to Sign Housing Bill

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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” ― James Baldwin

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gjabberbox.bsky.social @gjabberbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Happy Birthday to Brian Wilson who would have been 84 today. 🎂🌸 The Beach Boys - “God only knows” (1966) youtu.be/lpd4jzKA4SA

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The Beach Boys - God only knows (1966) fully restored video

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you “What’s Alan Watching?”

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

A reminder: Your life choices are not everybody’s life choices. And that’s ok.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Trying to get through this era of history with as little chemical assistance as possible but my God ….

Karoline Leavitt, a blonde dipshit who wears a giant crucifix contends the Strait of Hormuz is open right before saying it is not, in fact, opened at all.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

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Paula Chernoff @paulachernoff11.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Burrowing Owl on the ground making sure visitors read the sign!!! #birdoftheday birds on the ground photo by David Chernoff

Burrowing Owl on the ground, standing in front of a sign telling visitors it is a violation to disturb the burrows or harass the owls.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Friendly reminder that Mike Tyson is in fact an actual convicted rapist who served less than half his sentence

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Just finished my umpteenth rewatch of the season 13 holiday episode of Bob’s Burgers, which is one of the best ever episodes and features one of the best voice cameos ever from one of the best poets ever - Saeed Jones! - @theferocity.bsky.social

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Not sure what kind of visibility I have on this site, but can anyone smarter than me explain this phenomenon? I can’t understand it.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/08/2025

My boyfriend and I made a list of people we could have sex with if we ever got the chance. He chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and Ana de Armas. I picked his younger brother, my therapist, and the neighbor who waves at me shirtless.

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Charlie Kirk isn't even charge of his hairline. We shan't be listening to him about anything.

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Nicki Washington, Ph.D. @drnickiw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life

A black bird stands on some cracked concrete, looking upwards at camera. The angle, its stance and its plumage - white eyes are the only let-up from the black - makes the bird look thoroughly pissed off

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/06/2025

“No, sweetie, there’s no plan to fix anything because the plan is to destroy everything.”

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/06/2025

The ones where you can tell they got a little bit of that angel on them >>>>

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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 23/05/2025

I just wanna get drunk and eat shit off the grill for 3 days with my titties out.

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Lake Superior @lakesuperior.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

bulge fleck schwump splosh flack a flack plip blup bloop bloop splash plip plop plip plop blllggghh swoosh whargharble shuhplip plop plip plop plop pitter bulge blup bub bloop sploosh flack a flack splish bloop bloop burble gurgle whargharble flush plip

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/05/2025

They were airlifted out just before their country club desegregated.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/05/2025

It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

So sick of these dipshits not knowing the difference between Medicaid and cash assistance benefits.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

On top of everything else, I am fed up with Trump officials telling people that we should be “grateful.” YOU MUSTY-CROTCHED DEMONS CAN SIT ON MY GIRTHY INGRATITUDE AND SPIN.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

For a minute I really thought this was a statement on our current political situation.

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mswandamaximoff.bsky.social @mswandamaximoff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Not to be conspiratorial or anything, but Chuck Schumer’s sudden change of heart reminds me of Frankie Pentangeli after seeing his brother in Godfather II - iykyk

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a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them says yeah sure why not ?

ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them says yeah sure why not ?

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/03/2025

We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

a spectacular crescent of golden-brown wrinkles is laying atop a soft, lime green blanket. each of the precious rolls from one end to the other no doubt came from an elaborate and precise lamination process and not just a casual plop. some might see what they believe is a shar pei puppy, but that can’t be it.

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