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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.

John Candy introduces Steve Martin to Cannibal Holocaust

What's wrong? It's good

"I dont have plans this year either. Let's get drunk and Watch Cannibal Holocaust"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You also can add secret jokes! (I will admit to forgetting about 25% of the time.)

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Like no one else could have thought of it.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yes, this always drove me nuts, because him not inventing the elevator somehow made them stop working or disappear but all the elevator shafts are still there.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wait...bad font+bad resolution... Is that the MC Bat Commander himself?

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Jacoby's were everywhere, although I didn't remember this little one here. Recently started rewatching "Soap" and was sure Billy Tate was a Jacoby... Shocked to find he was a Baio.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was about to say this was a normal human level bad headline, until I saw the ":Police" ending. At least they said the agent was arrested and not the old man, so it helps you infer the rest.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I kinda liked it, but they butchered the last episode in the US as I recall.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I remember this show and SUSAN TYRELL WAS IN IT, WTF? Also, I like that Jay Tarses was like "F it, I'll play the cop I guess." The only think I remember was that the kid's room was so messy it would make a crunching sound when you walked through it. My mom loved that gag.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I bullied whatever the Meta chatbot is pretty hard when it first came out and kept popping up if I tried to use Messenger (I know, I know, but it's just easier.) I guess it worked because I haven't seen it lately.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Also, what does he mean "if"? If ever there were a time to use "when", it's here.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What normally happens is you become the House minority leader, but that's when we had a functional government.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He's never gotten in trouble. But he will next January if he's still a going concern by then.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We're not Dugazi. I mean, we're not Dugazi. I mean, we're not... They're way harder than us! (waits for my award for most obscure reference, oh, there isn't one and I'm wasting my life away? fair enough.)

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This AI slop is getting worse, not better. What the fuck is that even supposed to be? (I'm gonna feel terrible when I find out she's the spokesperson for some terrifying medical condition.)

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You're making things shitty. Yeah you, this is personal" is one of the funnier things I've ever heard at a protest.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have about 100 "jokes" and "musings" about this guy that I am not allowed to say. Also, they are not jokes.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's a few buttons around the outside but I never even use them. Knob! Knob! Knob!

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My 2017 Mazda has the all time great knob... It's like 2 inches in diameter, but it's also a joystick and then the entire center is also a button. Sits on the console in front of the transmission stick. Can actually fully control Android Auto with the knob alone. There's a bonus knob for volume.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tired: Crying at "End Of The Tour" Wired: Crying at "Doctor Worm"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I never knew that was Cerys from Catatonia on Cyclops Rock, so thanks for posting this.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The great thing about a TMBG concert is a song like this, which is weird even for them and wasn't a single or even on a proper album, is often the big closing number and the crowd goes apeshit.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Undo everything, but then.. like... what's something that would bother him to have his name on? Like, name a bridge to Canada after him. Or a youth center in a poor immigrant neighborhood.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love Gilmore Girls for many reasons, but one new reason that was just added is that it has more and better action sequences than Lanterns.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Paul F Tompkins had been on record for years saying he wants to go on it.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Marjoe perm vs Mr Brady perm!

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who did this? I want to send you $5.

A photo of Senator Britt realizing what a tool Schmidt is. The caption says "When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn't offered with a 327 engine and a for barrel carburetor until 1964".

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm at the optometrist right before closing, and I THINK IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY!

An eye doctor office showroom. Just past the glasses on the wall is a door left open. Gold balloons inside appear to spell out "Taco Bout A Party!"

You can't see all the letters. I like to think there's an exclamation point, and I think there's a good chance I'm right

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I remember working at a record store around 1993-94 and they must have finally released their albums on CD at that point, because I remember thinking "Who is this $&@#($# band and why do they suddenly have like 7 albums I've never heard of?"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Later TIL it's a LAVERN BAKER COVER? Apparently he was using the name Jim Dandy for years, and then was like, "Oh hey, here's a song about me" and it's literally the only Black Oak Arkansas I know.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm gonna have a kid now just so I can let them watch Ms Rachel. Thanks Fox News!

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean, I just assumed Jim Dandy was some kind of slick super cool character. Most of it reads like a Paul Bunyan folk tale. Dude is catching mermaids and jumping out of airplanes and falling off cliffs. I always subconsciously thought he looked like Dudley DoRight. Turns out he looks like this:

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

TIL that "Jim Dandy To The Rescue" is performed by a guy actually named Jim Dandy.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cursed Wikipedia band timeline. (The bottom most bar of each color over on the right side are the guys who actually had the hits... which is still farther to the right than I can show. The vertical black lines are albums!)

A timeline of all Oak Ridge Boys members. There were about 25 other members and dozens of albums before their hit making time in the late 70s and early 80s. None of the well known member were involved in the first 20 years or so.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This reminds me of when Mouth Sounds came out and people were like "bet you won't make it to the end" and I was like "already listened twice." (Although I did turn this off after 5 minutes, but I'm starting my work day.Bookmarked!)

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SHOCKER: Mayor lied about buying "Full Force Galesburg" CD on release day; was six years old. Sources reveal he actually purchased it used in 9th grade after hearing "No Children" on Adult Swim.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GOP just straight up doxxing local congressional candidates on TV commercials now. (Redactions are mine)

A screenshot from an attack ad of a state congressional candidate. A traffic ticket is shown, and his personal address, phone, DOB, vehicle info, etc were shown in full, but are marked out in red here

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The poster is absolute insanity. The texts say absolutely nothing. There must have been SOMETHING in the texts that at least lead them to be confused, but it's not here. What if he really had been at that game and said yes? What was the game then? How would this poster be a follow up

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like smartphones hit that like two years ago, and that's why they are now trying to bend them in half. Just let me keep buying the same smartphone I have now. You can do the planned obsolescence thing and have them wear out too fast, that's fine, just sell me the same thing.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That thing is great because everything about it's aesthetic screams 90's clock radio, but because it's a rice cooker, it's still the most high tech one you can get. Cooking rice reached a maximum on tech and just stopped. Why can't everything be like that?

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