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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

FB’s algorithm has decided to start showing me ads for candles. I do not think I will be buying this one

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/10/2026

cleveland postseason mode activated

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you dress your pet up in this costume, Chewy should pay you

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I listen to the Top Hits playlist to avoid becoming like my Dad, who once thought Sonny Bono was the lead singer of U2.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I listen to Top Hits playlists periodically, so I have heard Choosin Texas. I think many people have heard it in the background at a restaurant or store and don’t remember. A lot of current pop country/folk songs, especially the ballads, are fine but forgettable.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your 2026 Central Division champions: the Cleveland Guardians!

Team picture of the Cleveland Guardians at Progressive Field, with a beautiful blue sky behind them

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Cleveland Guardians will also be in the playoffs with the Cubs. We have the opportunity for a second Cle team - Cubs World Series. We could reset this curséd timeline!

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I made green chicken chili for dinner

Chicken and white bean chili that is decidedly green

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026

Imagine if, instead of regulating drones (which we did!), we instead decided to let drone companies self-regulate, and ALSO dedicated tons of money and time to "problems" like "what if, in 1000 years, hyper-intelligent dogs learn to fly drones into mailmen." This is what we are doing with AI.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

National Dems have no messaging on trans rights. The media is complicit. So I think middle aged/older women like Amy Acton & Marcy Kaptur really think big muscly men are trying to play girls soccer Normies have no idea the Harry Potter lady is trying to kill Amnesty International over trans people

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Happy Birthday Smitten Kitchen! Only one of my favorite recipes is on Deb’s list (the roast chicken schmaltzy cabbage) but she has so many gems. I don’t bake much anymore but I’m going to make that Basque cheesecake one day

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

On 9/11, I worked in the Dean of Students’ office at OU. Mid-afternoon, the head librarian at Athens Public Library called. She had a group who wanted to offer support to international students. A place to stay, escorts around town, a friendly local presence to sit on their front porch. Just in case

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don’t think I’ve heard this 9/11 story before

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hi, I’m Mary. I’m from Lakewood, Ohio and do business things to support my furry dog’s lifestyle The moment in The Story when Brandi Carlile’s voice cracks as she sings All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I’ve been And how I got to who I am

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Silly woman. She must have accidentally gone to a concert by Minneapolis’ premier Riot Grrrl cover band, The Disgruntled Lesbians.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Again reminding everyone how white privilege benefits the Vances. Mama El-Sayed would be talking to the Secret Service if she threatened to punch JD Bev Vance Aikins stole opioids from a hospital, nearly killed herself and son, and committed other drug-related crimes yet has never been to prison

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What is Pontoon Rock, you may ask? It’s like Yacht Rock, but central Ohio style.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My BFF’s boyfriend is a member of Ohio’s Premier Pontoon Rock Band 😂

An image of Ohio’s Premier Pontoon Rock Band, The Cymatics, on a pontoon boat

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Took Phoebe to Euclid Beach today

A small black dog looks over a pier with ironwork art arches

A better view of the ironwork. It depicts the old sandstone Euclid Beach and people having fun at the amusement park

A black dog sniffing a planter full of flowers in the foreground, with another ironwork arch over the pier in the background. This ironwork shows the amusement park rides, including the famous rocket ships and a ferris wheel.

Small black dog on the beach. Her tail is pouffed with excitement

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Yesterday was National Dog Day and I missed it. Luckily Phoebe is not upset with me.

A little black dog with white markings grins at the camera. One ear is half-cocked

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art is extraordinary

Crop art of this winter’s ICE invasion of Minneapolis, inspired by Picasso’s Guernica. Artist: Jennifer Nelson

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton was literally singing from a burning ring of fire

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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.

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I am devastated. I just learned that Dolly has moved on. I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this - more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever. We have our memories of her, her songs, Dollywood, "9to5," the millions of books she got into the hands of children, all the iconic images that bring her to us. And they are all blessings. Let's be grateful for all that she has left us to ease our sadness now. I never knew anyone like her. She was simultaneously a naughty, playful southern gal from the hollows of
Tennessee and a deep, soulful thinker who could see through people right down to their true selves. She was many things...lyricist, songstress, player of many instruments, writer, prankster, visionary, loyal friend, who'd never go to bed before she and her friends had laughed so hard
they'd have to cross their legs.
She had a survivor's instinct and seemed to always know just what to do, just what to say, to make things right....and then she's stick her butt out the car window and moon Kenny Roger's home. She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy. That's something of hers she'd want us all to take with us.
To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you. She loved all her fans and they are legion. And you know she doesn't want y'all to mourn now. Dress up and celebrate her spirit. But first, watch the final episode of Grace and Frankie where she's an Angel, the head honcho working class angel in Heaven.
RIP, beautiful woman. We love you.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

After my friend had her first child, a volunteer came around to sign her son up for Dolly’s Imagination Library. My friend demurred, they were doing fine financially and already had a good collection of children’s books. “Doesn’t matter.” said the volunteer “Dolly’s library is for ALL children”

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve loved Dolly Parton ever since I was a little girl. I thought she was so beautiful and had the prettiest clothes. I thought she was named Dolly because she was like a living doll. As I got older, I learned what a brilliant musician and amazing person she was. When in doubt, be like Dolly

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I managed the Cleveland Guardians, I would emphasize the importance of getting some runs in many games, instead of many runs in one game

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I subscribed to Blue Apron for a couple years. About a year, two years ago the quality really declined. The shrimp in particular went downhill, recipes got more reptitive. They started adding (expensive) ready made options. I opted out just in time, it seems.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Aside from Republicans happily taking money from (alleged) abuser Max Miller, how is it allowed for one campaign to gift another? If I donate money to my local candidate because I think they will represent my interests, how can they regift that money to some rando who cannot represent me?

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Cle friends! Do you need a new furry buddy?

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

May the odds be ever in your favor

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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Imagine Stephen King, circa 1997, putting out daily press releases promoting his anti-gay org while publishing horror books as Richard Bachman. Imagine George Lucas, circa 2007, announcing a billion dollar fund for anti-Muslim lawsuits, then launching 'The Clone Wars.' This is J.K. Rowling today.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Rough night to be a short White Sox fan

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

2026’s official slogan is “This would be funny if it weren’t terrifying.”

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I do enjoy that Republicans cannot find good people to work for them. It’s like devaluing talent and expertise has consequences. Okay, the scarlet with a little gray color scheme is interesting. The beer koozie is not.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I took Phoebe to the groomer today. When I went to pick her up a standard size black doodle with a white chest bounded out. Like Phoebe grew three sizes! Don’t worry, I brought the correct dog home.

A small black dog with bits of white. She’s fresh, clean, and short haired after her afternoon of beauty

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Speaking of children missing their beloved stuffed animal, this week I learned about the Lost Stuffy project. They work to help children who’ve lost their lovey due to disaster or are otherwise in need find as close a replica as possible 🥹 Kids in Spokane need help now www.loststuffyproject.org

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Lost Stuffy Project | Find Your Comfort

Discover how the Lost Stuffy Project helps replace cherished stuffed animals, and learn how you can support us through donations or by searching for a stuffy.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Max Miller is an abusive piece of shit.

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Petey Halpin is an all-time baseball player name and I’m pretty sure there’s a Petey faceprint on the center field wall

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MaryMary @msmarymary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Max Miller is not my rep. He is my parents’ and brother’s (they did not vote for him) The man is too stupid to say “I would never hurt my daughter. Any parent knows toddlers can injure themselves a thousand different ways. I’m glad my ex-wife got her medical attention and that my daughter is okay”

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