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Mark Schlasner

@mschlasn.bsky.social
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
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Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can I pet that dawg?
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you can’t remember the last time you watched Paddington 2, then it’s been too long. Do some self-care and watch that little bear transform others and yourself. ❤️
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love that I can find all of my favorite journalists on Bluesky. It just affirms my choice to stay away from Twitter.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@abbyolcese.bsky.social great article on Widow’s Bay! I appreciate that show for maintaining so much mystery when most shows would give it up so quickly.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@duckvalentine.bsky.social DK! DONKEY KONG! DK! DK64 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just finished season 2 of Last One Laughing UK. It was great! However nothing will be better than the Canada season. That cast was the best ever!
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just so tired of feeling like I can’t do anything right. Shame is so tough to shake. I know what I’m thinking isn’t an objective truth, but it feels more true than anything else.
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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@katbailey.bsky.social are you playing Tomodachi Life yet? ❤️
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@bethesda.net where’s ESO for Nintendo???
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
@loganjplant.bsky.social please hear my plea! Please have someone try the cloud version of Control on the Switch 2! I wanna know if it’s worth it now or not!!! 🙏🫡
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Does this announcement mean they’re not doing a direct this summer?
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@ign.com where are you??? 22 minutes out and no livestream for the @nintendousa.bsky.social direct?????
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@dnbc32.bsky.social DAMES 4 GAMES! LFGOOOOOO!!!!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21/02/2025
This is how Mitch McConnell should be remembered: Without him, there’s no President Trump right now—he had the chance to convict during impeachment and end it, but he didn’t. Without him, there’s no stacked conservative Supreme Court—you’d have more rights today.
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I don’t want no pickles I don’t want no honey
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I'm so nervous that Trump will ruin Ukraine. I'm afraid that all of the battles and the lives lost in this existential struggle for independence will be upended. Please pray for Ukraine.
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Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games
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