Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hate those bugs… You win today little guy but tomorrow is mine! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson: It's Just a Bunch of Stuff That HappenedALT: Homer Simpson: It's Just a Bunch of Stuff That Happened 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wait, are they robots?? I couldn’t tell. They have amazing disguises! 001
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@scottaukerman.bsky.social needs to open for Weird Al only with this one song! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What?!?! Flight of Passage with a 5 minute wait?!?! You’re drunk, @wdwstats.bsky.social 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026lol, I wanna pre-order GTA VI but I gotta first find out the release date for the Zelda OOT remake! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wait…. Ti West is doing the new Christmas Carol? As a fan of horror AND the Christmas Carol, I am beyond excited!! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Save the cheerleader, save the world. The cheerleader has died. God forgive us. 😞 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sounds like a downright turd of a man! Good on you to be the better person and be friendly. 😁 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Muppets: I Don't Like Spam!ALT: The Muppets: I Don't Like Spam! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comMonty Python French Taunter ElderberriesALT: Monty Python French Taunter Elderberries 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If you can’t remember the last time you watched Paddington 2, then it’s been too long. Do some self-care and watch that little bear transform others and yourself. ❤️ 001
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Open that bag!! (Or “bayg” if you’re from the north) 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026static.klipy.comBatman Thumbs UpALT: Batman Thumbs Up 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I love that I can find all of my favorite journalists on Bluesky. It just affirms my choice to stay away from Twitter. 000
Reposted by Mark SchlasnerA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.static.klipy.comJurassic Park: Dr. Grant's SurpriseAlt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise 104102001484
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The way that Disney tracks everything that happens in the parks makes Disney feel like Big Brother while you’re there. It’s insane the idea that someone could’ve somehow gotten away with Buzzy and they STILL haven’t recovered him! 010
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comJpeterbane Mst3kALT: Jpeterbane Mst3k 100
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026@abbyolcese.bsky.social great article on Widow’s Bay! I appreciate that show for maintaining so much mystery when most shows would give it up so quickly. 010
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comBananas In Pyjamas: I'm Sure They Will!ALT: Bananas In Pyjamas: I'm Sure They Will! 000
Mark Schlasner @mschlasn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Michael Scott Says 'Don't Like That'ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Says 'Don't Like That' 000
![Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicenlzjvvtlegllp5khszuneez6ygyiq3d5g37oaqz5hkwoqhteru)
