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King Bex

@msbexsalis.bsky.social
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Irreverent Bully, Realtime Dominatrix, Commentator to the end times. Funny, mean, queer and chronically unbothered. ArtHoe. 🖤 To serve, for porn, for other links visit: www.msbexsalis.com Direct Link to gift site: throne.me/MsBexSalis

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17h
I was talking to my sub the other day about kinks that make me IRRATIONALLY horny, like have to remind myself not to do a crime horny and it's heavy impact (obvious) but also rebreather/carrier bag breath play, there's something about the plastic/latex getting sucked back into the mouth, the risk...
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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17h
Pushing this out again for any potential muscle mummy fetishist...let's arrange something.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sometimes a sub asks to do a certain thing and you get to tell them that because they haven't stretched since the 60s it would be a genuine health concern. Like boy you can not be on the St. Andrews for more than 10 minutes without your knees hurting but sure let's get your legs behind your head
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Too long for a thread ✍️ maybe this will be my jump off point to finally publish my blog. Also if there's any grammar issues remember that's a colonizer concept before you come for me. I won't care. (Unless it's a there/they're/their mistake and then I'll just quit rn)
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Red Room ❤️ After-party, ID required, See you there.. @londonaltmarket.bsky.social
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17h
she got me a bunch of children's magazines and it was unironically awesome. I got gel pens, secret diary and did a quiz on which monster high character I am.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17h
as a millennial I don't feel like a real grown up despite being 33, having two houses, two business ect ect BUT I just got my first shed and that feels very grown. Look at me with my extra house for just my garden things. *posh people noises*
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
annnnnd straight back to it. (standard work fit)
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
slutting about in Gran Canaria 🏖️
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Halloween section excitement annually reminding me that I can wear all the joggers I like, I'll always be an emo.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
limited run found poetry necklaces I'm making for my stall at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just checked an account for AI because things were looking a little too smooth but it's just early Instagram level editing and I have to say I dig it. Like intentional over using filters for a sort of 'early social media' effect supported by 90s imagery, OG memes and nostalgic sentiments. A vibe.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
finding out that Labour has paid Tommy ten names for bits isn't shocking at all. Finding out there's a 'Labour friends of Israel' isn't surprising. Labour hasn't been left in a long time, it's soft serve conservatism. Burnham is Starmer 2.0 and has backtracked his morals as expected.Vote green.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my dog fell asleep on my foot some time ago and because I'm only an evil bastard for money I will not be moving for the foreseeable future. slightly annoying because I was in a real flow state but I got a dog knowing this was a risk, consider all future bookings cancelled until he moves...
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sweat baby...sweat baby....🐯💪
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5 days is my maximum holiday amount atm, after that it becomes a working holiday because I'm insatiable. But I managed 5 days which is 3 days longer than the last time I actually relaxed. Proud of me.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
work fit, little casual sumin sumin 🖤
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
art.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let's go shopping at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social 🛍️ Two rooms full of a variety of stalls. Workshops. Rope room. Afterparty. Socialising. Find it all on the first Sunday of every month. October 4th at The Steel Yard. Allhallows Ln, London EC4R 3UE Near Cannon Street Station.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
currently having a throne refresh in time for my birthday 👀 throne.com/msbexsalis
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
autistic and talking like rocky for the good brain feels statement!
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Fist My Bump Project hail marry
ALT: Fist My Bump Project hail marry
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's my birthday on Monday.... act accordingly. 🩷
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"enhance your captions with AI" faaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkoofffffffffffffffffff
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"polls show that people think...." Do they? I've never been asked anything. None of my friends have. No family or colleagues polled. Do you mean the people in the town centre that day or people active on Facebook? Who are we polling? "We asked 6 people on our street and they agree that ...."
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So me and bestie are doing gag gifts this year, top gear style and I just found the PERFECT thing. Massively inconvenient but too cool to throw away.
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Kuzco Yzma's Evil Laugh with Potion
ALT: Kuzco Yzma's Evil Laugh with Potion
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Birthday Month Fit for @londonaltmarket.bsky.social See you at Trinity, Thorns & Roses or October LAM where my stall will be back. 🖤
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm a pretty full tilt, go for broke, go hard or go home kind of hoe so on the rare occasion I do take time off there's a solid chance I will get ill. Germs be like: SHE'S SLOWED DOWN ENOUGH FOR US TO CATCH HER. GO GO GO. INFECT. INFECCCCTTTTT.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
LAM MAY 2026. 🍒 I love making custom fits for @londonaltmarket.bsky.social and this month will be no exception. I'll see you at our new spot at The Steel Yard this Sunday (SEP 6th). Get tickets from their website or try your luck on the door.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Delight in Leather with @leatherdelights.bsky.social 🍑🧡🍊 Quality products in a glorious range of colours and textures so you can always match with your spicy accessories. Use code: MSBEX for 10% or click the link on my website.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🖤
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lesbian oil wrestling? Don't mind if I do.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eyeliner: for all genders Guyliner: for emo boys that refuse to learn to do their makeup properly.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Having my tooth cut out and my jaw filled down: meh, it was fine The dentist patting me on the back afterwards: hated it, worst experience ever, traumatised.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this, betting or shotting because I LOVE a stack.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fur realllllll
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Me Explaining My Schedule Meme
ALT: Me Explaining My Schedule Meme
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm booking for September, get your well crafted session requests in now (via email). I will also be at Trinity V2 ( @londonaltmarket.bsky.social ) for those who like to play in groups. T&C's apply.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Delight in Leather with @leatherdelights.bsky.social 🍑🧡🍊 Quality products in a glorious range of colours and textures so you can always match with your spicy accessories. Use code: MSBEX for 10% or click the link on my website.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
young men are doing weird Maxxing Strategies to impress young women when what they should be doing is cutting down flock cameras and stealing pervert glasses
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Mistress Jadis Ives @msjadis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why does it seem like so many hoods (and I'm not talking cheapies) were designed by someone who has never seen a human head in person before?
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👩‍⚖️🔨⚖️🔜
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Algorithm this, optics that but vibe I just don't get it. I don't know what the people want and regrettably I don't care because my whole thing is chaos and it's working for me but yeah.... The jester of marketing. A social saboteur. Anti-social media. Half naked 4 likes ass bitch 😎
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have been on the internet professionally for about 8 years now and I could not tell you what makes a pic popular. Posting time is definitely a factor but the popularity of the image itself? No fucking idea. I've had good numbers on pics that I thought were pretty basic and I've had gold- flop.
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Confused Dog in Space: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
ALT: Confused Dog in Space: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 14/08/2026
I stand by this If you dox people If you report working class people to the IRS If you use your social media presence to bully people If you target sex workers You are the problem
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You've been caught by a predator, what's your next move?
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I finally FINALLY get around to sorting out my website. After at least a year of putting it off I get the home page done and BAM worst fucking toothache. Searing pain. Emergency appointment with the dentist. That's a sign right there. The universe doesn't want me doing admin.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Polaroid V2. Available Oct @londonaltmarket.bsky.social I will be at The Big One, September LAM and Trinity but my stall will be there in October.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
casual with it 🩷
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there's always time for a little debauchery 🖤
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I also ended up having sex and eating ribs so I'd say a pretty good day.
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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everything Orange with @leatherdelights.bsky.social There's nothing like a matching set 🍊🧡 self shot. USE CODE: MSBEX FOR 10% OFF
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