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I'm in the mood for a planned mental break down (starting a new painting)

you are sweet. Is a commentary on the adage that sex work isn't real work. I very much have a real job, but calling it a fake job to conservative types to argue I shouldn't have to pay taxes is deeply amusing to me.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 11h

look if you call the racism racism then the racists who don't think of themselves as racists are guna get all up in arms about it. Is to be expected. Same twats who thinks there's two sides to a genocide.

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 14h

Yeah, cant imagine why young folks are less likely to identify as a marginalized demographic in sociopolitical climate that is trying to murder marginalized demographics.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12h

The Immaculate King Bex..... always one irritating day away from arson.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12h

Of the many many many reasons I'm never getting a real job is that my life currently contains as little AI possible and if I have to do chatbot shit for work I'll set the place on fire.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 13h

"I don't like pasties, I never like pasties" I remind myself as the smell of The Pasty Shop™ waffts into my nostrils yet again. "I don't like pasties" I say to myself as the smell continues to make me that same hungry horny I get from fresh bread.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Last of the scheduled stuff on my fansite. Good reminder to sort my now archived platforms. King Bex will make porn again but she will make artPorn™

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

people will insist they 'don't live in posh country' and then have a Le Creuset shop on the high street.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it's the whole point (:

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was talking to my sub the other day about kinks that make me IRRATIONALLY horny, like have to remind myself not to do a crime horny and it's heavy impact (obvious) but also rebreather/carrier bag breath play, there's something about the plastic/latex getting sucked back into the mouth, the risk...

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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pushing this out again for any potential muscle mummy fetishist...let's arrange something.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sometimes a sub asks to do a certain thing and you get to tell them that because they haven't stretched since the 60s it would be a genuine health concern. Like boy you can not be on the St. Andrews for more than 10 minutes without your knees hurting but sure let's get your legs behind your head

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Too long for a thread ✍️ maybe this will be my jump off point to finally publish my blog. Also if there's any grammar issues remember that's a colonizer concept before you come for me. I won't care. (Unless it's a there/they're/their mistake and then I'll just quit rn)

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Red Room ❤️ After-party, ID required, See you there.. @londonaltmarket.bsky.social

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

she got me a bunch of children's magazines and it was unironically awesome. I got gel pens, secret diary and did a quiz on which monster high character I am.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

as a millennial I don't feel like a real grown up despite being 33, having two houses, two business ect ect BUT I just got my first shed and that feels very grown. Look at me with my extra house for just my garden things. *posh people noises*

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there were many a German where I stayed that's for sure but I am back in blighty, you'll rarely catch me posting my live location.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

annnnnd straight back to it. (standard work fit)

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

slutting about in Gran Canaria 🏖️

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm supposed to walk away from cute goth shit am I? Mmmmkaaayyyy

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Halloween section excitement annually reminding me that I can wear all the joggers I like, I'll always be an emo.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

limited run found poetry necklaces I'm making for my stall at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh grow up you little cry baby

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Despite your whiny entitled attitude if I had the link I would share it, education is important but you can look it up yourself. His income is a matter of public record, following the holding companies back via ownership and it leads back to Labour. It's giving paid agitator/ distraction techniques

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

+ w/ the intentional deteriorating critical thinking skills of the masses, no one thinks about who owns legacy media & why they would be saying that. Ignoring economists for shock headlines & falling for distraction techniques. We need more Polanski's, anti establishment politics can't be on 1 head

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you seem to have decent politics so I'm gunna leave you to your low brow memes. Do some research, get woker, have a good one.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's public record. Are you aware of what public record is or do you need to ask chat?

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People have this idea that if you have a regional accent you can't be a corporate stooge, if you've stepped foot in a pub you can't be a capitalist shit heel. As SOON as there was a chance at PM he started offloading those 'ideals' like they were on sale just like Starmer. Same shit different outfit

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I usually sort out the lighting in post because I can't be bothered to set up good lighting beforehand/I'm never around for the sun but the day I remove my blemishes, redness, frizz, psoriasis and butt spots is the day I've been replaced with a robot.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"is this AI, it's smooth but not polished" "No it's just fried media" "Ah okay sick"

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just checked an account for AI because things were looking a little too smooth but it's just early Instagram level editing and I have to say I dig it. Like intentional over using filters for a sort of 'early social media' effect supported by 90s imagery, OG memes and nostalgic sentiments. A vibe.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

finding out that Labour has paid Tommy ten names for bits isn't shocking at all. Finding out there's a 'Labour friends of Israel' isn't surprising. Labour hasn't been left in a long time, it's soft serve conservatism. Burnham is Starmer 2.0 and has backtracked his morals as expected.Vote green.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my dog fell asleep on my foot some time ago and because I'm only an evil bastard for money I will not be moving for the foreseeable future. slightly annoying because I was in a real flow state but I got a dog knowing this was a risk, consider all future bookings cancelled until he moves...

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sweat baby...sweat baby....🐯💪

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

5 days is my maximum holiday amount atm, after that it becomes a working holiday because I'm insatiable. But I managed 5 days which is 3 days longer than the last time I actually relaxed. Proud of me.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

work fit, little casual sumin sumin 🖤

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Guuurrrrrrlllllllll. my inbox would make you wince. So many play by plays (which is an instant no from me).

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Let's go shopping at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social 🛍️ Two rooms full of a variety of stalls. Workshops. Rope room. Afterparty. Socialising. Find it all on the first Sunday of every month. October 4th at The Steel Yard. Allhallows Ln, London EC4R 3UE Near Cannon Street Station.

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

currently having a throne refresh in time for my birthday 👀 throne.com/msbexsalis

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's my birthday on Monday.... act accordingly. 🩷

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"enhance your captions with AI" faaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkoofffffffffffffffffff

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"polls show that people think...." Do they? I've never been asked anything. None of my friends have. No family or colleagues polled. Do you mean the people in the town centre that day or people active on Facebook? Who are we polling? "We asked 6 people on our street and they agree that ...."

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So me and bestie are doing gag gifts this year, top gear style and I just found the PERFECT thing. Massively inconvenient but too cool to throw away.

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Kuzco Yzma's Evil Laugh with Potion

ALT: Kuzco Yzma's Evil Laugh with Potion

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Birthday Month Fit for @londonaltmarket.bsky.social See you at Trinity, Thorns & Roses or October LAM where my stall will be back. 🖤

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King Bex @msbexsalis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: does the grown and responsible thing of taking time off after surgery My body: seems like you have time to catch a cold. ENJOY HOE.

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