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MrWayneGarton

@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social
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Ex delivery driver living in Spain, full time carer for my parents. Alicante lion and all things Villa and a member of the #ShitBetClub

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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 12h
10 years ago, Steve Bruce was 2 days into his new job...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 13h
🎵Oh Tammy Tammy🎶
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 13h
Jackson Hatrick is an every game thing, thats this season covered
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 13h
🎶oh Tammy Tammy🎵
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doesn't sound great
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great reply mate 👍🏻
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Busman's holiday? I'll bear that in mind if I want wooden floors over the tiles...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouldn't go that far tbh, its quite pleasant now compared to july, August n September. Dont need the aircon anymore.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like here, Carol with the SUV me with the convertible
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks good tho’
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We had a ‘local saints day’ as well so it’s a 5 day weekend.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s the odds that Sky turn the crowd mikes off after you never walk alone…
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not surprised it took a couple of years to get your confidence back and now drive a convertible.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shorts n t shirts weather still out here ☀️🌊🇪🇸
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social have you seen these for spud?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Wendy James: I Want Your Love (Transvision Vamp)
ALT: Wendy James: I Want Your Love (Transvision Vamp)
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh fuck it's Liz Truss...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Took my younger lad snorkeling there last time he was here.. can see the island from the beach bar I am in with my dad right now.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Need renationalising all it takes is an act of parliament and the shares are worthless.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She didn't need Disney to do that
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cant have both ears covered when driving, thats why the old Bluetooth headsets are 1 ear.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you do any snorkeling while you were there?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you enjoy the Island Ian?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice one
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
200m from the ground in the chain 100 montaditos 2 x600ml cruzcampo 5€ #AVFC #Sevilla
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The clown is based in Africa desperate for Elon's pennies. One of the many I have muted since the guilty verdict dropped
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Train wanker off to Sevilla from Madrid #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately this was after the period being investigated and is only ‘legacy cheating’ No club should be awarded the trophies so it’s left blank so the whole world remembers.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Basingstoke’s court getting high profile cases with “Sir Lance a Yacht” here and Raheem Sterling a couple of weeks back.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck me no wonder Sevilla friendly tickets were only 10€
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering its where we watch the villa, it means free burgers on a champions league night...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thats a great pic of you Emm.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another palm tree quiz, the first after the summer break, still undefeated in 2026
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any idea where the Villa fans will be sitting for the Sevilla friendly, none available from Villa. #UTV #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really? That and losing 2 stone, you'll be giving up beer n cigs next
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same as Rooney, went for MOTD and mounjaro
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Especially as we had chances before the 'freak' own goal and the red card
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Those 2 are my standard weekly bets Jackson taken over from Ollie n 3-1
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cashed out the 3-1 villa and the 3-1 Jackson scoring for 60€ as well thinking we would get a 4th
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And his assist in making Van der Ven not on the pitch will never be recorded
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was waiting for it...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interns from a darkened room at Sky HQ, they weren’t at the Ricoh
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least the Spanish don’t build houses on the dried up beds…
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jeez Dave, India tho’ 😬 www.maptap.gg September 18 97🔥 92🏆 96🔥 80👏 98🔥 Final score: 915
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You had rain? It skirted all around us and barely a drop.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lovely view at the desertedbeach bar as thunder rolls around the area
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its like we replaced Tielemans with Suzuki
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wanted a Leeds clean sheet for my fantasy team
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you seen those defences in Italy, they are just as bad as those in Saudi, it’s no surprise Malen is scoring as is Watkins.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We are in madrid til the 2nd, looking at tickets first before sorting a train down
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