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Mr. Twix

@mrtwix.bsky.social
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He/Him or a slur I need to pick a lane on what to be a loser about Furfag

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1h
i was the fastest baby to ever tie their own shoes. i’ve been able to solve rubik’s cubes without physically touching them on numerous occasions in airport lounges across the country. i once did a push-up in zero gravity
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 6h
What?
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What if thyey're nasty like in a cool ass pimp way
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xreamy @xreamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idk what happened last night but I woke up covered in dirt
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worming
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uh, I'll choose the worm, please
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worm it up!
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't bother me rn I'm worming
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worm aura
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Myworms
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Live laugh worm
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Time to worm!
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worming out
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y'all thinking abt feeding the early birds 👀
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think that mole pack was laced I just wanna worm out
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The bullet was just not cutting it I see
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fart sounded like a squeaky door who tf is entering uninvited
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wouldn't things be different if nothing was an it?
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eating nothing but boring food for like 3 weeks and then having something even a little outside the norm is like cumming in a cage dude
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Birthday Jerma! Sparkle On!
ALT: Happy Birthday Jerma! Sparkle On!
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never worry, Mr. Squares. Don't worry, I've gotten your subliminal messages that one day WE will take over the world
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a spooky skeleton
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's 30 now, and there hasn't been a new build since. Nothing has gotten better.
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I'd be really uncomfortable with stabbing a clone of myself bc it just wouldn’t be the real thing
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Iscrubmyteethbackandforth
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lizardmen conspiracies don't scare me they just make me excited for the future
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I started breakdancing in the middle of an exam but I was doing it like really well I don't think they'd ask me to stop
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Green phlegm brown phekemg red pgelemb blue pglemb indigo phlgem idk how to spell phhlfldmghm but i am collecting all the nasal infection colors
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I hate the abuse goblin comics" have you ever thought that maybe you shouldn't deserve to be around anymore
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do u knoiw what they call uh the sickenss in Germany? something like howuh hwo It's Just A Passing Thing
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might need glasses
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go into the bathroom, everything's fine. Go out, and every other stall now has an out of order sign... #curseofpoop?
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POWERFUL stance
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The explosion behind his head is to foreshadow the dramatic and violent closing of his curtains
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FUCK yea. The most I've ever assumed was an influence was, like, blood meridian, which feels like too obvious of a choice
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Farmers don't merge their crops anymore what is even the point
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me dragging myself as I smear my blood on the floor: Oouuhhhkuhsriri sduie siri. Cchtfgggguuuuuuuuuuuu My Evil Doppelganger: What the fuck is your problem
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butcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i want my daddy or im going to hurt myself and otherd
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is sick afff
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will do 🫡
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In what way would you like to be appreciated
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The high grade will replace the shocked smile, whether it goes both ways or not.
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the rule you followed brought you to rawdawg comics, then that rule seems pretty cool
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suddenly hear a lot more metallic clinking in buildings
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how is "fighting fire with fire" a phrase. thats literally never worked.
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aughayghw surrffr u lilitttele fuxkeer
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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all know what month it is
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