Reposted by Mr. Twixcrimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1hi was the fastest baby to ever tie their own shoes. i’ve been able to solve rubik’s cubes without physically touching them on numerous occasions in airport lounges across the country. i once did a push-up in zero gravity 061
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Idk what happened last night but I woke up covered in dirt 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fart sounded like a squeaky door who tf is entering uninvited 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Eating nothing but boring food for like 3 weeks and then having something even a little outside the norm is like cumming in a cage dude 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comHappy Birthday Jerma! Sparkle On!ALT: Happy Birthday Jerma! Sparkle On! 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I never worry, Mr. Squares. Don't worry, I've gotten your subliminal messages that one day WE will take over the world 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's 30 now, and there hasn't been a new build since. Nothing has gotten better. 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think I'd be really uncomfortable with stabbing a clone of myself bc it just wouldn’t be the real thing 040
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lizardmen conspiracies don't scare me they just make me excited for the future 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I started breakdancing in the middle of an exam but I was doing it like really well I don't think they'd ask me to stop 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Green phlegm brown phekemg red pgelemb blue pglemb indigo phlgem idk how to spell phhlfldmghm but i am collecting all the nasal infection colors 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I hate the abuse goblin comics" have you ever thought that maybe you shouldn't deserve to be around anymore 040
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026do u knoiw what they call uh the sickenss in Germany? something like howuh hwo It's Just A Passing Thing 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go into the bathroom, everything's fine. Go out, and every other stall now has an out of order sign... #curseofpoop? 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The explosion behind his head is to foreshadow the dramatic and violent closing of his curtains 000
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FUCK yea. The most I've ever assumed was an influence was, like, blood meridian, which feels like too obvious of a choice 110
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Farmers don't merge their crops anymore what is even the point 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me dragging myself as I smear my blood on the floor: Oouuhhhkuhsriri sduie siri. Cchtfgggguuuuuuuuuuuu My Evil Doppelganger: What the fuck is your problem 142
Reposted by Mr. Twixbutcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i want my daddy or im going to hurt myself and otherd 0103
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The high grade will replace the shocked smile, whether it goes both ways or not. 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the rule you followed brought you to rawdawg comics, then that rule seems pretty cool 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I suddenly hear a lot more metallic clinking in buildings 020
Reposted by Mr. TwixNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how is "fighting fire with fire" a phrase. thats literally never worked. 3201