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Andrea Robertson

@mrsrobbo.bsky.social
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Geriatric fcbd®️ tribal belly dancer and former morris dancer. Hand drum fan (especially frame drums), and very mediocre melodeon player. Based at the top end of Northumberland, UK.

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely it is time for the authorities to take this Fairford terrorism case out of the hands of the police & pass it over to Nigel Farage, Richard Tice & Isabel Oakeshott etc. These people have the expertise & skills to have this all solved & explained to the public by tonight.👍
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rise in small boat crossings was entirely due to Brexit, promoted by Nigel Farage, and the deal done by Boris Johnson Their attempts to shift blame to anyone else is utterly despicable hypocrisy
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt
Photo of uneven knitting with much larger amounts of red yarn than green
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Claire @clairepull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigel Farage has demanded that the identities of the RAF Fairford suspects be released, saying the public "deserve to be told the truth". Yes they do Mr Farage, and that is something you and your party could take forward. As an aside, how stupid would he look if Putin is in any way implicated?
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New from me on Political Sandbox: The Cult Are Not The Country Every time Farage or Trump is caught out, the cameras find the true believers and tell us nobody minds. We do. We're just never asked. politicalsandbox.substack.com/p/the…
A noir illustration of a battered megaphone lying on the floor of a vast arena under a single spotlight, orange sound waves spilling from it, while tiers of faceless figures fill the stands and a crowd in silhouette watches from the front.
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First window condensation of the season!
A Georgian sash window (single-glazed) with curtains and wooden shutters open. The glazing is covered in condensation. It is sunny outside.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet again Farage goes absent from Parliament absent from his Clacton constitueny this time to campaign for an imminent general election which isn't going to happen ... "Anything to avoid doing his taxpayer funded job… " via Reform Are Not Your Friends
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Arvindjadwa @arvindjadwa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigel Farage getting shirty over a clampdown on Russian misinformation. Now I wonder why that might be?
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s your legacy Johnson? Brexit. Total collapse of trust in politics. And this. The small boats symbolise your dishonesty and your failure. You’re responsible for nothing but damage. Not one good thing. Not one proud moment. You’re forever a shameful disgrace who threw his own mandate in the bin.
Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson
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It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate from the people. He has no real ideas, and no plan.
BORIS JOHNSON: UK is defenceless against migrants without...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rupert must have had a change of heart. I'm sure he used to be all in favour of local people expressing their understandable anger at strange fighting age men suddenly appearing in their community.
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did better than expected at the show. The quiche even got a 2nd place! I was the only entrant in the sourdough and the "any other medium" model classes, 2 of my cakes got 2nd, and another 3rd. Only one unplaced! Also got 2nd in dessert apples! Won the grand total of £17.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All items dropped off at the village show tent. Doubt the quiche will be successful; bread and cakes may stand a chance; don't know about the salt dough model; apples have stiff competition! It's all in the hands of the judges.
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One quiche, banana bread, and 3 "cakes with a vegetable ingredient " baked; 2 sourdough loaves set to ferment. Early up tomorrow to bake the sourdough and buttercream one of the cakes. (Village show tomorrow - it's all got to be there by 10am at the latest!)
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My daughter has ME. She copes by working from home, and fits a 2 hour nap into her working day. She goes to bed VERY early and starts work early too. If she has an event or other such thing to attend, she usually books at least the following day off to rest (which isn't usually long enough).
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 24/09/2026
A senator in Vermont has noticed who is buying Reform. Why have so few British front pages?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The total weaponisation of the poppy over the last ten years by the right is undoubtedly one of the more unpleasant and depressing elements in our national pantomime. It's become a de facto nationalist symbol.
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Broken Politics 🌍 @landofbritain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks to years of Tory underfunding, the #ToryBrexitDisaster and Farage's persecution of all immigrants... ...our #NHS is now seriously understaffed. Labour will have to sort out the mess, as usual, and no doubt be criticised by the party that caused it! #ukpolitics #RejoinEU #r4today #wato
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only 4 constituencies where rejoining the EU wasn’t the preferred option were those of Lee Anderson, Farage, Tice and Lowe. In those 4, the top answer was ‘don’t know’. Confirming that Brexit has no real support at all. Not surprising for a total shitshow. And makes red lines seem very silly.
Independent front page. 

Voters across Britain back rejoining EU
Reversing Brexit is most popular option in 646 of 650 constituencies, finds new electoral survey of 12,000Bar chart showing
Which EU relationship respondents most wanted the Uk government to propose

EU membership 35%
Single market 6%
Customs Union 5%
Uk govt position  18/19%
Starts quo 8/9%
Don’t know 16%
Loosen ties 11%
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's some benefits claimants we need to crackdown on. £17.5bn Shell/BP £2bn Amazon £500m Glaxosmithkline £700m Tesco/Sainsbury's/Asda Nobody ever says these ridiculous benefits to billionaires are unaffordable, because they never even mention them. Lets cut THEIR benefits.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And by 'any means necessary' I mean announcing in Parliament six months ago that from that day onward any donations from abroad would be capped at £100k.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So those £36million 'donations' to Reform UK were actually speculative investments ... "Analysis seen by The Independent reveals the wealthiest crypto investors would get £100million a year in tax relief from Nigel Farage’s party" trib.al/P2B8D6C
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This!!!! 👇👇👇👇
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's that time of year when the house cools a tad too much, later in the day. I think Annie agrees...
A grey tortie cat sitting in front of a burning stove, set into an Adam style fire surround
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our village deli ran a little competition on fb (name your favourite bake), and I am now the proud owner of a £25 gift voucher! 🎉
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"This week Nigel Farage was back in the GB News chair for the first time in around six months. The leader of a political party, and a sitting MP, with his own nightly show in prime time." www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... via Reform Are Not Your Friends
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Steve Reed on 25 March explaining that the £100k cap on donations "will therefore apply retrospectively, so it includes all donations from overseas electors received from today". Yes, but how are people who never bother going to Parliament supposed to know that?
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t forget to watch me on GB News tonight, where I will be spouting lies, bullshit and propaganda completely uninterrupted. Now that's what I call journalism.
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can't beat a well-laid hedge!
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‘It’s really taking off’: hedge revival as farmers rediscover ancient tools
Grant applications in England surge as interest grows in habitat that captures carbon and helps reduce flood risk
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just ordered an apple scratter, so that's one step closer to making cider (or apple juice at least) for the first time.
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Andrea Robertson @mrsrobbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Autumn is definitely here: last week I had my chimney swept and my stove fettled. This afternoon the gas man cometh to service the boiler. It's windy enough today to start flinging more apples off the trees, so there's another windfall cake in the offing. (Dare I try cider...?)
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine having more money than you could ever need and instead of using it to tackle poverty or disease you give it to a bunch of entitled grifters who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"So tell me Mr Farage, what was it about a system favoured by money launderers that allows donations to be totally untraceable that first attracted you to crypto?"
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Gerry Hassan @gerryhassan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nigel Farage and his friends, allies and company.
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just imagine how much disinformation and micro targeting £72m gets you… Shame on the leaders who did nothing to protect democracy from the assault coming its way …as if we learnt nothing from Brexit.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I may have received £72 million, but at least I wasn't given a pair of glasses and some football tickets.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The British press has been extremely hostile towards Amnesty International, Medicins Sans Frontiers, Oxfam and others for decades because *they offer rival narratives that the public might listen to*, and that is not acceptable, to them.
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JudithFlanders @judithflanders.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Amazing. The BBC just led with the £36m donation to Farage without mentioning that the donor is a convicted criminal.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reform UK, no longer for sale. They’ve sold to the highest bidders.
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