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Floating Out to Wonderland

@mrslin.bsky.social
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She/her. Gen-X, Midwest, WV. Understood the assignment & still won't go back. Hate talking about myself so the bio ends here.

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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do I look so old & sickly on Zoom?! Not saying I'm a young, raving beauty under normal circumstances but damn, I'm taking an online class looking like a chonky Cryptkeeper WTF
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Just Susan @sspicer29.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#bb28 what did Taylor say in her crockpot talk?! I missed it online.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just found out entirely by accident that my female feline can be summoned by singing "mee mee mee mee, mee-mi-mee-mee mee" to the keyboard part of "The Final Countdown"
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#bb28 I keep seeing this is a 2-hour episode but TV Guide is showing it's 1 hour w/ "Georgie & Mandy" starting at 9 help?
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Waiting at the airport & the guy directly behind me is playing guitar & singing along. I hate people. He busts out "Push" by Matchbox 20 man fuck this flight
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#bb28 is no one gonna go give Taylor a hug? I feel so sad for her.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#bb28 when the hell they getting around to this huge twist? We're running out of air time!
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This also looks like one of my cats, who fits the description to a T, so it's fitting.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#bb28 of course Jerry's team is losing. At least his bad takes are consistently bad.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#bb28 nooo I don't wanna hear anymore from Kamu! Wtf? Respectfully.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#bb28 Haley: You bullied me all week. Respectfully. Me:
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
ALT: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#bb28 "Can you believe it's Week 6 and we haven't been on the block?" Oh Dee honey you jinxed yourself
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#bb28 Lala needs to host all the comps
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#bb28 Thog thinking there's no one else in the house who could possibly get a power 😄 the delulu is strong with this one
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
God: Okay, let me see. You're going to have a near-perfect memory for song lyrics. Me: Cool, so I'll be able to sing well? God: Oh Me, no. Not at all. Me: Well at least the memory thing will come in handy in day to day life. Names and stuff? God: No, it'll be specific to the lyrics thing.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#bb28 this Taylor/Chuk edit has me HOWLING
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#bb28 did Temu just call Chuk "brother" in the DR?
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#bb28 these disco fits are 🔥
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#bb28 Angela get your shit together...I didn't watch BB26, was she like this then too?!
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#bb28 Thog looked pissed at Mal's costume, knowing that the punishment meant she got the Time Capsule over her.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#bb28 Temu says don't bang the pots "around the women" wtf is that?
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
When Duolingo has clocked that you're Gen X
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Literally the funniest shit I've ever seen. Also, they are definitely not fooling those elephants. Even the egret seems to think motorized dung is sus.
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David Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This weekend our daughter moved out. We were excited to see her begin a new chapter, but there is also the parental instinct of wanting to be there for her, to hold her hand I still remember that 1st time, as a child, when I reached for her hand and she shrugged it away #poetry #poemoftheday
Poem - 'Sentimental moment or why did the baguette cross the road ' by Robert Hershon
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows the face of a black cat.
The second panel shows a hand moving into the panel and pressing the black cat's ears down.
The third panel zooms out and shows the protagonist, Sarah, and the cat. She is still pressing down on the cat's ears. She says, "you have no ears."
The fourth panel shows the cat's face again. It responds, "you have no hobbies."
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Was watching this on MTV at my grandparents' house & asked my folks if I could pleeeeaaase stay the night (we didn't have MTV at home yet.) I was 9. My mom: You just wanna watch that concert! My grandma: So? She can watch the concert! I stayed the night & Grandma left it on the living room TV.
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NPR @npr.org · 12/07/2026
A surge of cases of the intestinal illness that causes diarrhea and nausea has been detected in 31 states, according to federal health authorities, but the source is still under investigation. n.pr/4guWrQn
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What to know about the cyclosporiasis outbreak hitting more than half of U.S. states
A surge of cases of the intestinal illness that causes diarrhea and nausea has been detected in 31 states, according to federal health authorities, but the source is still under investigation.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Uplifting graffiti in a rest area in Michigan
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@zuzusunshine.bsky.social As seen at a random taqueria in Michigan
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My dentist suspects I may be grinding my teeth at night. He suggested, "When you wake up, see if you're clenching your jaw." Sir, when I wake up, I don't know my own name or what planet I'm on. Bold of you to assume I'll have the wherewithal to notice what the hell my teeth are doing at the moment.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My next-door neighbor's piano playing is so bad that I legit wonder if the dog hasn't made his way to the keyboard & isn't just marching back & forth across it.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
ALT: The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is one of many reasons I'm not cut out for customer service.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And because I'm still listening to it at the same volume since I was 13, I also can't hear you once I turn it off.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Y'all wtf is wrong with my Duolingo owl?! I swear I did my exercises today!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
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Goodbye to seasonal viruses as we know them: the first universal vaccine against respiratory infections and allergies is now closer than ever
Scientists are getting closer to a universal nasal vaccine that could protect against respiratory viruses, bacteria and even allergies
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Humor at its peak
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I just saw photos on social media of my university alma mater's class of 2026, & realized that I graduated from the same place & in the same building 30 years ago, so if you'll excuse me I'll just dissolve into dust for how elderly I am, thanks.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Please do not ask bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tried pickle pizza for the first time this week, paired with a dill pickle sour beer, & the whole thing tasted way damn better than it had any right to.
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nothing left to say Billions feel this way .
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So I've reached a level of language learning where I'm speaking Mandarin in my dreams. Probably incorrectly, but it's still odd. I don't remember this happening when I was first learning Spanish but I was like 7 or 8 then.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Last night's forecast for today. This is some bullshit right here.
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Floating Out to Wonderland @mrslin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My local Kroger ain't the best but dammit if they don't play some bangers. Perusing the vitamin aisle yesterday morning was way more fun whilst jamming to "Can't Get There From Here" by R.E.M. Found a good deal on vitamin C, did a little dance, & for a moment, life was good.
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