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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cheered on Sir Kevin Sinfield earlier as he ran past the end of ours in his final few miles to Old Trafford. What a legend! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Having to take my son to watch the Berts tonight 😕

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Glad I didn't waste my time, effort and money on this

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

2 hrs of me life I'll never get back. But, still unbeaten and level with the £1BN spending RS. Moyes hates Dibling doesn't he?! #UTFT

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Two absolute thunderbastard goals at the HDS today. #UTFT

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm tied in for another season of this fucking shite.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Death, taxes and Everton letting you down!

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Not signing Zirkzee has made my day. Hats off to the Everton hierarchy in ensuring that can't happen.

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Richard Buxton @rbuxtonmedia.com · 01/09/2026

Angus Kinnear’s position as Everton CEO is now untenable. All his claims about financial stability and a ‘two summer transfer window plan’ have been shown up for exactly what they are. This summer has been a colossal failure.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Beto gone confirmation ✅ Patterson gone confirmation ✅ Aznou loan confirmed ✅ Tim I going❔ Incomings confirmed 🅾️ Not a single person is left running Everton from the Kenwright years, but we seem to be stuck in that time.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Transfer deadline day in England where, due to financial "rules", 5 clubs can do whatever the fuck they please and the rest of the league has to spend exorbitant sums on constantly swapping mediocre jobbers between themselves

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Folarin Balogun hasn't had pre-season due to injury. Be good to see him when he's fit in November 👍🏼 #EvertonThat

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

VAR literally making shit up now

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Death, taxes and Everton letting you down!

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Heard a stat on the way out that that was our first win in an opening match in 5 years. And my mind's been blown this morning, that it's also the first time we've scored in the opening match in 5 years 🤯 We've put up with some absolute shite!

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

3 whole days remain before the first Everton home match, and us Village Streeters haven't received our season tickets yet. Can't yet transfer them either, if anyone is away. All paid up back in March by the way. So Everton....

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

3 and a bit weeks of my Everton sabbatical remains. Pure bliss. There's 9 months of the year to be miserable and angry with them. But that's not now. Meanwhile every time I pop on here it's like someone's offering guitar lessons.... youtu.be/L3dxMGzt5mU?...

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Ricky Gervais Humanity - Guitar Lessons

YouTube video by D Somebody

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Whoever did this 👏🏼 👌🏼

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

30 million 'fans' can crawl back under a rock now 🤪 Sweet Caroline ➡️🗑 Leaving out the likes of Palmer, Foden, Garner & TAA for Burn, Hendo and Toney ➡️🗑 "Its coming home" ➡️🗑 Wonderwall ➡️🗑 Agent Tuchel ➡️🗑

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I want them to win but honestly couldn't care less if they got knocked out. Sunday tomorrow 💪🏼

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well that was the best bout of insomnia I've had in years!

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Think I might go Available in Teams now and knock off at 12pm instead

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Come on England, the nation does not need extra time!

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Matterface & Dixon really are insufferable

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Hydration break

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

That Rayan is the young 19yo lad Bournemouth bought in Jan and put him straight in the side, and scored to beat us at home. How did he get Premier League ready? 🤔

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Lee Dixon really is a fun sponge. So dull to listen to 🥱

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hope Patterson plays well. Only managed 3 starts in the PL and gets a start in the World Cup tonight. Funny old game.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

First England match of the World Cup 2026 later... "your commentators are Sam Matterface & Lee Dixon"

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Disappointed England Manager at Euro 2016

ALT: Disappointed England Manager at Euro 2016

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Who gave Darren Cann a job at the BBC? One boring twat him.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Unbelievable Jeff. Really though Spain would hit 10.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Great to see the new German coach doesn't rub his armpit, bollocks and arse crack before having a damn good sniff of his fingers, in front of Worldwide audience 🤣

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Which team were also relegated this season, also cos they were shit? 🤔

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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It really is quite mental that the Government is looking at banning social media access for under 16s rather than the overs 65s.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The view for the next few days. Church Bay, Anglesey.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Moyes isn't a winner. 1 trophy in 28 years tells you that (the Charity Shield with Utd doesn't count). He's only been a runner-up once, so he doesn't even get to many finals. He isn't going to win anything with us either. He's 63 and I'd be thanking him for the last 18 months and moving him on.

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mrrbanksy @mrrbanksy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

That's been a garbage season all in all, when you consider what could have been. It's not all because we've missed Branthwaite recently either, he's missed most of the season. It's because Einstein's been flogging the same 11-13 over and over again and expecting different results. Get him gone.

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