Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/20261) In the airing cupboard 2) On the roof 3) Under the bed 4) Through the window 5) Beneath the cat litter tray 6) Beside the portal to hell 7) Up your bum 020
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Take your pick from the old public information films! Robbie, Lonely Water, and Play Safe all spring to mind. You just *knew* shit was about to get real when the teacher wheeled out the tv at junior school assembly. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think it's time to stop referring to 'the landlord class'. Yeah, they're landlords, but they have zero fuckin class. 160
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cracking record, even better music video. 011
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So much for my long lie in bed for the long weekend, Little Miss Jumping On The Bed At 8am. 050
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A4. Being very efficient at some work tasks means I can take more time over the work I find difficult. The difficult tasks are the ones requiring more soft skills - training, writing reports, chairing meetings. #AutChat 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A2. Explaining my process for how data fits together is very difficult. I can see it in my head but find it very difficult to explain to other people. “Trust me, it’s correct” isn’t the explanation people are looking for! 000
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A1. Data modelling is my superpower. I can chuck something together in a couple of hours that can take others days to produce. #AutChat 110
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I’m interviewing you, feel free to bring a coffee (iced or otherwise). Whatever makes you comfortable. If you don’t try to make the interviewee feel as comfortable as possible, you won’t get the best out of them. And I haven’t hired a bad candidate yet. 050
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I still have the CD version with the sewing pattern. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Saint Etienne farewell tour was superb. I’m a bit sad that I won’t get to see them again, but so happy I got to hear Pale Movie live one last time. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Going to see them tomorrow night! 020
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva? 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Best thing about the conference: Either glorious train wine or glorious sandwiches. Worst thing about the conference: I’m sure one of the presenters was wearing perv specs. And he was all into AI. I wanted to fucking lamp him. But I didn’t because I am all professional and shit. 000
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ooh, I just found out that wine is included in the meal deal on Avanti West Coast. I think I deserve a wee wine after the 30 minute delay… Also, this will be my 5th meal deal in 3 days. I eat terribly when I’m at conferences because I hate eating alone in restaurants. 100
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Conference tomorrow, so I’m in a hotel tonight! Unfortunately it took so long to get here they were no longer serving food, so I’m having a sad little Sainsbury’s meal deal for dinner. The only thing I’ve had to eat all day, as I didn’t have time to grab something between trains. 100
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah, Ed Sheeran can fuck right off. We programmed a routine in our Echo dot two years ago for this very occasion. 0124
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026To the good people of Halifax & campaigners wanting to save this beautiful place… I’m presently doing my very best (alongside like-minded others) to give you exactly what you want. #SaveSquareChapelArts… FOR THE ARTS!!! 🙏🏻 www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/square-...halifaxcourier.co.ukCampaigners' fears over sale of troubled Halifax theatreCampaigners trying to ensure Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre is re-opened to the public are concerned for its future now it is up for sale. 613552
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today I did a Very Brave Thing. After working for the same university for 23 years, I’ve applied for a job somewhere else. This is something of a big deal because I love where I work. Unfortunately there’s just nowhere else to go there, as the job which would be the next step up got removed. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh. My. Fucking. God. I just had my first caramel yumyum from Bayne’s and it was to die for. (And yes, I’m doubling up on the diabetes meds tonight 😂). 020
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/ 120188130
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yeah, this one is her best! Still listen to it regularly. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comPhilomena Cunk in a SuitAlt: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, stroking her chin and sighing. 050
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread 572069755
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 15/08/2026We are writing to the Prime Minister, and the Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy, calling for an immediate public inquiry into the British press, following the tragic death of Jason Arday. Sign here 👇goodlaw.socialJason Arday Letter | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 172405817
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m olives. 000
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We are in my happy place. I had baklava for lunch and Feta with salad for dinner. And a pack of smokes is less than €5. Fuck you, Brexit, you fucking ruined my plans to retire to Greece. 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This one is great. Even better: the extended 17 Reasons Why 010
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026One more working day until the holiday. I made up a song to celebrate. Well, I say a song, it’s more like two lines repeated on a loop: We’re going to Greece To eat baklava and Feta cheese 000
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In honour of #YorkshireDay I’ll treat you to a poem. Roses aren’t red. Roses are white. Yorkshire is awesome And Lancashire’s shite. 020
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Nooooo! I only have enough coffee left for one more cafetière and can’t get to the shops for more until 7pm. Will I be breaking out the godawful decaf coffee pods I bought for when my parents visit? You betcha. Decaf is an abomination but marginally better than no coffee. 110
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ah, anyone who has lived with an Orange knows exactly what Kevin has to put up with 🤣 000
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business. 9652127
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Skye is NOT HAPPY that I’m holding her chew toy. 020
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It would have to be Diane Morgan. 030
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!! For absolutely no reason (I haven't heard the song in ages), I currently have "Echo beach, far away in time" going round and round in a seemingly never-ending loop in my head. It's been an hour now. 120
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Almost forgot, but Happy (superior) Pi Day! The fraction 22/7 is actually closer to π than 3.14 is, so you get a beautiful hat-trick of • improved accuracy • a mathematically meaningful slash • resistance against US date order 😤 26315
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Arthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wes Streeting as defence secretary 161240275
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We took the dogs on a day trip to a country park today after a sad couple of days. In absolutely fucking TYPICAL fashion, as we parked up and got the dogs out of the car, a Dalmatian was getting out of the car parked next to us 😭 000
Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We had to say goodbye to Penny today. Sleep tight my gorgeous spotty monster. 7130
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Sarah May @sarahmay1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you know young people applying for uni, perhaps share this list with them 16835
Reposted by Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️🌈 👻Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 844222183627