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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻

@mrmochriesmith.bsky.social
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Higher Education data professional | Dogs | Multi-instrumentalist | Loves synths but can't afford good ones | Baker | Xennial | He/Him | 👬 | Plays invisible piano when listening to music

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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 13h
Sign me up for all of these!
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 15h
I love it! But it looks like it isn't built for tall people 😢
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 17h
Customer service has been good too - I was overpaying for a while and it didn't take long for them to issue refunds when I asked about it.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 17h
We've been with Eon for quite a few years - never had any problems with them, and their renewal price increases have never been too bad. We occasionally get a little bit of money back for shifting our energy usage to different times of day with the 'PowerUp' and 'TurnDown' targets.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 17h
Yes! One of the rare occasions when a cover version is better than the original.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
23.00 FILM: HALLOWEE
Slasher movie.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! This film could (and should) have been so much fun but it just didn't do it for me.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Back in my days as a temp I was given notice because I had the audacity to be off sick for a few days. My last two days were training up my replacement. I might have accidentally trained them to pay the full value for lost international parcels instead of splitting the cost with the overseas company
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I still love Bananarama.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bold of you to assume they're all even capable of wiping their own bum.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1) In the airing cupboard 2) On the roof 3) Under the bed 4) Through the window 5) Beneath the cat litter tray 6) Beside the portal to hell 7) Up your bum
A suggested article from Good Housekeeping, titled '7 places you should never put your houseplants, according to experts'. The thumbnail image is of a woman tending to her houseplants on a table in the kitchen.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not for just now, but a seasonal one, break up a big Thornton’s Easter egg and melt it on milk. (Also works with the massive Easter bunny they used to make)
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Take your pick from the old public information films! Robbie, Lonely Water, and Play Safe all spring to mind. You just *knew* shit was about to get real when the teacher wheeled out the tv at junior school assembly.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep, I've always seen a degree as evidence that you're capable of learning the job rather than being ready to do the job with no training.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elsa telling Thatcher to apologise was perfect.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(And yes, I have all of them on vinyl).
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, Paul still brings it every single time. I was torn between Moon Safari and Portishead’s Dummy. (Both were the soundtrack to my bedroom back in the day).
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Next on the line, we have Eliot Fletcher” #IYKYK
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great choices there (and a couple of artists in common with mine!).
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums
A middle aged man with facial hair, wearing a light blue and massive varifocals because I’m old.  A poster made on the My9Albums site. The albums are:
Foxbase Alpha (Saint Etienne)
His n Hers (Pulp)
Hounds of Love (Kate Bush)
Make A Scene (Sophie Ellis-Bextor)
Welcome to the Beautiful South (The Beautiful South)
Moon Safari (Air)
Hormonally Yours (Shakespears Sister)
The Chorus (Erasure)
The It Girl (Sleeper)
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So sorry to read this - hope you get a decent rest and feel a bit better soon.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We were there a couple of months ago - lovely isn’t it?
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's time to stop referring to 'the landlord class'. Yeah, they're landlords, but they have zero fuckin class.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disappointing that it's not the Frequent Airport-Railway Transport.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cracking record, even better music video.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much for my long lie in bed for the long weekend, Little Miss Jumping On The Bed At 8am.
I’m sitting on a sofa in a dark blue fluffy hoodie. A Weimaraner is in the foreground holding my hand with her paw.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A4. Being very efficient at some work tasks means I can take more time over the work I find difficult. The difficult tasks are the ones requiring more soft skills - training, writing reports, chairing meetings. #AutChat
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A2. Explaining my process for how data fits together is very difficult. I can see it in my head but find it very difficult to explain to other people. “Trust me, it’s correct” isn’t the explanation people are looking for!
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A1. Data modelling is my superpower. I can chuck something together in a couple of hours that can take others days to produce. #AutChat
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I’m interviewing you, feel free to bring a coffee (iced or otherwise). Whatever makes you comfortable. If you don’t try to make the interviewee feel as comfortable as possible, you won’t get the best out of them. And I haven’t hired a bad candidate yet.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m pretty sure that’s what they call me at work 🤣
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckn Fuckey Fuckrie-Smith.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actual first name: Fuckn Name I go by: Fuckey 😂
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just do the trombone solo from The Acrobat.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Superpotent" sounds awesome - like it might actually wake me up 😂
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still have the CD version with the sewing pattern.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of our local takeaways does something along those lines - pepperoni bites - but it's a slice of pepperoni rather than a stick. And yes, they are as delicious as they sound.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Add more carriages! Guaranteed seats for everyone!
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Themed carriages might work. Sociable carriage for people who want a chat, pub carriage for folks annoying a drink or two, business carriage for laptops and work phone calls, family carriage for kids to enjoy themselves, and the leave me the fuck alone I’m enjoying the view carriage for … erm … me.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excuse me, where’s the horse’s traffic cone? -2pts for that.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Saint Etienne farewell tour was superb. I’m a bit sad that I won’t get to see them again, but so happy I got to hear Pale Movie live one last time.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yep, there are lots of films that haven’t aged well because of one or two things, but this one? So. Many. Problems.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love Actually.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wow. That is a thing of beauty!
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to see them tomorrow night!
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva?
The fabulous Anna from This Life.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Best thing about the conference: Either glorious train wine or glorious sandwiches. Worst thing about the conference: I’m sure one of the presenters was wearing perv specs. And he was all into AI. I wanted to fucking lamp him. But I didn’t because I am all professional and shit.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just as well I fucking LOVE sandwiches as the conference lunch was sandwichy too. Man cannot survive on bread alone? True but I’m living proof that he can if it has delicious fillings.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh, I just found out that wine is included in the meal deal on Avanti West Coast. I think I deserve a wee wine after the 30 minute delay… Also, this will be my 5th meal deal in 3 days. I eat terribly when I’m at conferences because I hate eating alone in restaurants.
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Wes Spookrie-Smith 🏳️‍🌈 👻 @mrmochriesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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