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El rey de los cuñaos

@mrdanielbro.bsky.social
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Electronic Toilet Enthusiast, my words are backed with nuclear weapons.

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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SIMPLY RED STARS
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 10h
I shall be reporting this guy’s home address in three hours’ time.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 10h
Private school = I’m not listening.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 12h
Commenting “shut your pie hole” on every Instagram our local council leader (Tory) makes.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 12h
Private schoolers taking the piss out of their own now
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 14h
Can a Labour lad let me know why, when they’re in power and have a majority, we have to wait until after an election in 2029 to have anything that will help us?
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 14h
Posting with bad intentions and ill will.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve applied for a job at MI5, wish me luck.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone’s gonna be crying about their favourite kids tv show again
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They have a majority. They could push it through BEFORE and election if they really wanted it. If you fall for more Labour lies then shame on you, I guess.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ra ra Rasputin brother of the mothers king
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homogenised piss
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit so hard my quiff fell over
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cranusol
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been wronged and I will not absolve the sinner.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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SLADE MY FRIEND STAN
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DAVE EDMUNDS QUEEN OF HEARTS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BANANARAMA LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DEADLY NINJA WEAPONRY
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is airplane food like that
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bought my burns bass from Peter Cook
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you shot everyone who is against LTNs there would be no loss of human life.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yer da watches SNL UK
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have had to unfollow the comedian who was in the children’s TV show Dr Who as there is too much bleating on about American politics. British people obsessing over “midterms” is fucking pathetic.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My German teacher, who retired last month, helped me to cheat when I fucked up German oral by winding the tape back and starting again.
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For reasons I had to find my birth certificate today. I found my GCSE certificate and check this shit out. I basically failed art. lol.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the shops and saw some birds
Birds by the river
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bought this CD because it was the better song and had a better sleeve.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Johm Lennon
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably the best film ever made
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little toilets on a hillside
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for posting nudes on main
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate all music except country and rap.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Piss soaked cigar abandoned
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might become a bandit
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Croupier
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
British People who go to America
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Europeans who go to Japan
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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PULP SORTED FOR E’S AND WIZZ
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They should do a big brother or similar show that isn’t televised. Let the people come out imagining they’re going to be big stars only to find not one fucker had seen it
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
Am I so out of touch?
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S05E20 The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1F19) 5 May 1994
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Stuart Douglas @stuartdouglas.com · 24/09/2026
If Andy Burnham could do something about lawless right wing scumbags blocking ambulances, shutting roads and attacking the RNLI, instead of giving half pissed football fans another few pints, that'd be great. Cynically, though, perhaps both his inaction and action are aimed at the same demographic.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember that anyone pushing “Tactical Voting” is just trying to scare you into voting for one of the two big parties. Vote how you like, they have to earn your vote. The lesser of two evils is still evil.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been enjoying a fairly recent spot of modal jazz lately. Recommended.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If everyone with “legitimate concerns” about immigration was simply executed then there would be no more problem with immigration.
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El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last repost: it’s the Drumpf thing, or “Fartage”. It’s just stupid bullshit from wet cunts who it’s all just a game for.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name.
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