El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For reasons I had to find my birth certificate today. I found my GCSE certificate and check this shit out. I basically failed art. lol. 310
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Been enjoying a fairly recent spot of modal jazz lately. Recommended. 000
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Milkman brought me a pint of fucking stop the boats this morning. 210
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m back, suntanned and stronger than ever. I spent last week doing a piss. 010
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I could treat this bloke like they did Guy Fawkes and feel absolutely nothing but pure pleasure 130
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Looking back 25 years ago today, it was all worth it for this: 000
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I can not be bothered to type over this 0230
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehicle… 010
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What’s the point of this cunt and his party of cunts? 020
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Adult content creators” are apparently talking about climate, but I don’t know who any of them are so I’ll wait to hear from real experts like Nina Hartley or Cicciolina 010
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Fuck the journos I’m making a lobster and corn chowder 110
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 10/08/2026And rents that swallow 50%+ of your income? Right? Hello? Is this thing on? 1446296
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Bought this fibreglass rocket lamp from a bloke yesterday who said it “didn’t work” and so he sold it for less than half of what it’s worth. I got it home, looked at the plug which said “13 amp”, opened it and there was a 3 amp fuse. Swapped it out and bingo. 050
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Made my home made patented Kentucky fuckin’ chicken tonight. Put it with a fennel and cucumber pickle. 000
El rey de los cuñaos @mrdanielbro.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Spent a few days in the most class place on god’s green earth. 020
