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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 10h
Don’t forget to feed them 👍
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Get In My Belly! - Fat Bastard
Alt: Get In My Belly! - Fat Bastard
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11h
Hey, Ft. Collins! youtube.com/post/UgkxvJR...
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ladies and gentlemen and other, saturday at 7:30 - 9:30 (yes the flyer is wrong) alter ego and king ross will be playing live at corner slice pizza it will b...
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11h
Hava fun 🏴‍☠️
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Obi-Wan𖤐Kaczynski😈💙🤘☕🏴‍☠️ @octopuspantleg.bsky.social · 12h
You drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee. We are not the same.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 13h
Is it January, yet? 🤞
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 14h
Good article! Thanks 🏴‍☠️ “Unfilmable” seems more a marketing thing considering what the book inspired. And the chances of getting this in the way it needs to be seen have only gone up since Johnny hit. Looking forward to January for sure 😜
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Liberal Warrior 🏳️‍🌈👬🌊💙🌊👭🏳️‍🌈 @liberalwarrior.eu · 02/10/2026
Watching Maria Elvira Salazar flip her talking points like a pancake on a scorching griddle cracks me up. That frantic flipping says it all, voters are mad as hell, and she can feel the heat rising. #Blues #TurnOutTheVote
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice 🖖
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Liam of the Jungle @tigger1962.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Girls Who Hack @girlswhohack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Cybersecurity Awareness Month! Celebrate all month long with free activities and resources for kids and teens from over a dozen organizations committed to a safer digital world. Visit getcybersmart.org and #GetCyberSmart2026 #take9 #cybercivildefense
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Al Sweigart @alsweigart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My friend and his husband just launched their independent publishing company Labradillo Co. The children's book "Chonky the Chocolate Lab and the Trick to Treating Others Kindly" comes out later this month! labradillo.com
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Chonky the Chocolate Lab
What happens when a Chocolate Lab can't enjoy what Halloween is famous for? He takes matters into his own paws!
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That dude’s fixin’ for one hekuva Mischief Night. WOW 🤯
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 01/10/2026
Big milestone: I’m heading to Wigtown Book Festival for my very first time as an author! I’ll be on a panel with the brilliant Denise Brown, hosted by The Traitors star Rachael King: Outsiders, Obsession, and Betrayal. To say I’m excited is an understatement!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Train them on The Book of the Subgenius
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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 30/09/2026
Meat Proxies Bonus speedpaint: www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFanta... #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
Panel 1. Cepper, a Gothic sorceress, walks toward the "Faculty of Fire Magic" (the label is framed on the door). Beyond the door, we see scholars writing grimoires with AI parrots nearby. Signs on the faculty wall read: "Fireballs must be kept at a safe academic distance." and "The Faculty is NOT responsible for burnt eyebrows."  
> Cepper: "The Ring of Fire spell... I need it."  
> Cepper: "So let's ask someone who knows it, the good old human way."Panel 2. Cepper is now inside the faculty. She adopts a friendly pose and politely approaches a sorceress scholar halfing fox, red hair, she looks visibly bored or emotionally exhausted. Her AI Parrot writes in a grimoire for her; she barely glances at it.  
> Cepper: "Hey, would you happen to know how to cast a Ring of Fire spell? "  Panel 3. The scholar doesn't bother responding herself: she simply asks her AI Parrot. 
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to cast a Ring of Fire spell."  
> AI Parrot: "Absolutely! PyroCircus."  
* Inserted panel, she repeats the Parrot's words word-for-word while Cepper barely contains her frustration in the background.  
> Scholar: "Absolutely. PyroCircus."Panel 4. Cepper, is intrigued but asks seriously while the scholar maintains her dead-inside expression.  
> Cepper: "Wait, you're simply just an AI meat proxy now, aren't you?"  
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to reply to that."
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do geese see coffee? Not a palindrome, but an important question. To which the answer is, “no, because I haven’t made it yet.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DEFCON isn’t something I can get to easily so, after @hope.net, this is the event I most look forward to. I will have a puzzle this year! Unleashing some ALL NEW tricks I picked up 😜 PLEASE SUPPORT and feel free to join our madness! 🏴‍☠️🫡
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rand0h @akacki.net · 29/09/2026
We're trying some new stuff this year for our @defcon610.bsky.social Netrun. Used be a "pub crawl" for the first 6 years but we're trying to bring a wider set of attendees this year. Anyway, with new plans come new costs. Interested in sponsoring? Holler @ me. <3 Defcon610.org/netrun
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DEF CON 610 @defcon610.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heeeere we go again! This month, @akacki.net continues his unbroken streak of true Thot Leadership by talking about a novel and super niche topic you probably haven't heard of before. Trust us.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaaand that song’s gonna be in my head for a bit. Enjoy 🎸 youtu.be/o4bGnVw7EkM?...
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Ride On Josephine
YouTube video by Bo Diddley - Topic
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ride on 😎👍
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vividly 😜🔥
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine sitting on a bench in a park in Blackpool, England, just minding your own business. Two men walk up to you and demand you move along. They claim 'women & kids are scared of immigrants'. The young man who at first doesn't understand what they're saying, is shocked to think they mean him.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The two bigots from this racially motivated incident have been identified. Ryan Green is the man seen in the video walking up and hassling the young man. Scott Brodie is the man behind the camera. For anyone that wants to share this for educational purposes.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the way.
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Tasselfoot @tasselfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone asked me what my favorite Armor Games Studios game is… and I said SOLAS 128 by @amicableanimal.bsky.social (I love all our games though. Like children.) You can get SOLAS + 6 other great games all while helping to support the @eff.org www.humblebundle.com/games/progra...
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Programing Puzzles Bundle
Test your skills with this bundle of programming puzzle games! Pay what you want and support the Electronic Frontier Foundation!
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey! My cultural currency still has value! 😜
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StarTrek DS9 was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panel 1 - Miles: Keiko said I can be an idiot sometimes.
Panel 2 - Julian: That was niec of her to give you permission.
Panel 3 - Miles: <suffers>
Panel 4 - DS9 Fucks right off at high warp.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HA! Nice one, Captain 🖖😜
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy to help 🏴‍☠️🫡
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 26/09/2026
[new] Garment Dyed Crop Tee 100% ring-spun cotton Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²) XS-2XL
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HA! Perfect! Fucking jealous now 🤣
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
S’what I heard, too 🤷‍♂️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is rules broken right. 😜
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckypt… like something you hear playing Stairway to Heaven backwards. 🤣
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday to those who celebrate
A tabby cat sits on rocks near the ocean with text overlaid that reads "stop being a prisoner of your past, it was just a lesson never a life sentence."
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Settin’m up Knockin’m down 🤘😎🏴‍☠️
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Anonymous #OpMentalHealth @opmentalhealth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is going through a LOT of shit right now. Take a few moments and check on your pals, say hi, ask how they're doing, just... let them know someone cares.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Robot Chicken 🤷‍♂️
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 24/09/2026
Heads up, Baltimore: at least 8 unmarked vehicles matching makes/models used by ICE seen heading south on Bel Air Road.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aaaand, this’ll be in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks, me 🙄 youtu.be/qG3JyuAUE2E?...
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The Kinks - Victoria (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Kinks
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The so-called “mongrel people” conquered the world. The Kinks did a pretty catchy tune about it. 🤷‍♂️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got through Heavy Handed. Impressed - VERY 🙏❤️🔥
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never heard of Pixel Grip. Liking what I’m hearing so far. Thanks for the tip 🏴‍☠️🫡
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right on ❤️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Knockout ❤️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thing is, if I were in charge, I’d ban Faux, National Review, OAN and the rest of the fascist propaganda “news” media.
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