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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Magnificent HOPE26! Got to do a bunch of AV, saw old friends, made new friends, made a bitchin’ badge, pulled off a heckuva good joke for Hackers Got Talent, had some awesome curry at The Tailor (highly recommended)… Thank you, @hope.net 🍷😎🏴‍☠️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
RIP Ron Spears 🍷❤️
Magic the Gathering card Mystical Teachings
3+U
Instant

Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Flashback 
5+B
 (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sun’s out, but it’s a gray day. Trying to stay positive. My buddies are at the BSidesHarrisburg con I usually volunteer at, but I have to work 👎 Helping out with the creative’s one thing and I’m thankful. Seeing everyone again is another. I wish them an awesome conference 🖖😎🏴‍☠️
Green BSides Harrisburg staff badge, whereupon is printed a cartoon goat with a stylized goat-skull head. Think The Punisher, but a goat. Yeah.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I know we only know each other recently and such, but I can’t help but admire your knob 😜🏴‍☠️ (seriously, tho, love the keyboard. enjoy)
Closeup of the picture the OP posted, focusing on the knob next to the F12 key.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The next puzzle for later this year, perhaps. Something I did a while ago. I just have to figure out what to do with it 😜
A skeleton hanging upside down from a grape vine trellis with one leg crossed behind the other. Radiant glow around the skeleton’s head. The number 12 is in the corner of the image and below it says “The Hanged Man.”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Favorites, Hopes, and Pipe Dreams
Sol Ring, Memory Lapse, Mind Bomb, Mishra Artificer Prodigy, Carnival of Souls, Ashnod’s Coupon, Oni-Cult Anvil, Disciple of the Ring, Mossborn Hydra
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hoi, chummer 😜🏴‍☠️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Bailey. Buddy Bailey. The Mush. We watched many movies together. Thanks for 20 years of naps. RIP 💔
Bailey, a brown and tan Maine Coon laying on a lap with his front paws crossed. If I remember correct, he was unimpressed with my photo.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Got to do some groovy things this year. Grateful for the opportunities. Thank you. 🖖😎🏴‍☠️
The BSides Harrisburg logo I prepped for the (pictured) metal challenge coin we made.2600 van at HOPE_16Poster for the BSides NEPA conference I helped organize.One side of the unfolded origami elephant I made for my puzzle in the DC610 pub crawl CTF.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Complete. Never again 🤣 I can feel the texture of the foam core in everything; the pop when it releases.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
All the white parts between the feathers have to be cut out. This is what I’ve done to myself. 😓
Party mask with feathers laid out on the floor. The whole thing is like 14 feet wide and 7 or 10 feet high. I don’t remember.Left feather cluster on my cutting mat.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A promo package and an unexpected gift. The case for this is really nice, too. Thanks, Santa 🤘🎅
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The bust man with a bearded dog skull, wearing a top hat with a dark sash with large white stars and a suit points at you (a la Uncle Sam). The words “Cadaver Dog Wants You!” Frame him above and below.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@doll.dollsky.social you’re going to take me off that @talibkweli.bsky.social list of yours. I don’t harass people at anyone’s whim or mention. I don’t harass trans people. I don’t care what Kweli does on here. What y’all do is your business. eW91J2QgZG8gd2VsbCB0byBsZWF2ZSBtZSBvdXQgb2YgdGhpcw==
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This is now a thing and the shitposting on LinkedIn will continue until morale improves.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Grok symbol goes away, too
screenshot of maximized Twitter app with no Grok and the follow button is replaced with the website logoiPhone screenshot of apps in background showing the Grok symbol on the Twitter one
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The Devil is real. 🤦‍♂️
Anonymous company LinkedIn headline, “Trusted by customers. Loved by team members.
The smarter way to career.”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two more sleeps Then, day drinking and puzzle solving Almost done 🏴‍☠️
A black box on a table with a graduated green cutting mat on top.
The box is open and on the underside of the lid is a sign. On the sign is an Uncle Sam except the suited man pointing at you has a dog skull for a head. The words “Cadaver Dog Wants You!” surrounds the man.
Also on the sign is login info for a raspberry pi, and a drawing of a dead elephant with text underneath that reads: only the dead see the end of a war (attributed to the philosopher Plato),
Inside the box is a small pile of origami elephants. On the front is the DEFCON group 610 logo and the text, “DEFCON group 610 PubCrawl CTF 2025”.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“An Elephant Named War”
An origami elephant.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
FINALLY some synergy for this 🤘
Magic: The Gathering card “Goblin Mutant”
2 generic and 2 red mana to cast.
Creature Type is Goblin Mutant.
Power and Toughness is 5 and 3.
Has Trample.
Cannot attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with
power greater than 2. Cannot be assigned to block any
creature with power greater than 2.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Magic: The Gathering card “Mind Bomb”
Blue Sorcery card, costs one blue mana.
Most recent rules text:
“Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Half way through What a trip 🏴‍☠️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Post a meme made by you
Gina Davis next to a bottle, both are in front of a mesa. Gina says, “Yeah.”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Aye! I really need to take care of these bald faced hornets
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I made the Hostname Hall of Fame at HOPE_16. Im okay with it. 🍷😜🏴‍☠️ #DefinitelyRansomware
mrcrypt (definitely ransomware)Hostname Hall of Fame

• Dees-Nuts (welcome back, legend)
• DontWorryAboutIt (we're worried)
• badbox (133t h4x0r?)
• ZoneofDestruction (subtle)
• devnull (where packets go to die)
• skiv (minimalist)
• workshop-ayayay (workshop enthusiast!)
• The-Spicy-Pickle (4)
• kungfoo24u (24/7 martial arts?)
• Tourniquet (stop the bleeding)
• mrcrypt (definitely ransomware)
• BEEFTYFOUR (O×BEEE + 543)
• anonymous (expect us)
• megaframe (big packets only)
• Surveillance-Drone (not suspicious at
all)
• holyhandgrenade (count to 3!)
• proof-through-the-night (patriotic
hacker)
• Flesh-Eater-2
(what happened to 1?!)
• NSA0192B0 (totally not a fed)

Peak hostname creativity - You magnificent weirdos!
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Artists use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #Art #DarkArt Screenshot only. It’s the cover for a puzzle on my site (link in bio, because I suck at the internet). #steganography
cadaverdoG society zine cover “Easy as 0,1,1,2,3”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the third cadaverdoG puzzle/zine before the end of the year 👍 digitized the print zine and processing. the other two are on my site under the “practice” puzzles. hashtag LiNKinBiO [art by Tric Blister]
The bust man with a bearded dog skull, wearing a top hat with a dark sash with large white stars and a suit points at you (a la Uncle Sam). The words “Cadaver Dog Wants You!” Frame him above and below.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They put a Tron arcade game in Shadowrun: Hong Kong! 🤘😎
Stylized homage version of a Tron arcade game cabinet in a game room from the video game Shadowrun: Hong Kong.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
We have a baby bunny this year in the garden.
A baby bunny sitting in part of a garden.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Robin Williams in The Secret Agent (1996)
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
A great movie. 🍷
Popeye (1980) movie starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Well… 🤷‍♂️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Been meaning to post this. Got to do the challenge coin for BSides Harrisburg again this year. Half tone in metal was a learning experience for sure. They supplied the logo and the cartoon hacker cow. I did the vector and layout they got to use for shirts and all that. Thankful 🍷😎🏴‍☠️
Metal coin in a plastic case. Alternating blue and yellow dashes along the edge. Blue and yellow BSides Harrisburg logo in the center.Metal coin in a plastic case. Alternating blue and yellow dashes along the edge. Cartoon, anthropomorphic cow with a hoodie on and using a laptop. On the back of the laptop reads “HBG 2025”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Earlier today - Wilkes-Barre, PA #Handsoff #3E
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
OSHA got it covered 😜
Yellow plastic “wet floor” sign except it’s changed to say “flying microwaves” (in English, French and Spanish). Depicted on the sign is a black stick figure getting hit in the head with a black icon of a microwave oven.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Anybody willing to call these bastards and waste their scam ass time, feel free. They’re calling from “Atlanta, GA”, but using Perkasie, PA area code. Looking to”buy property”. Hava blast 🏴‍☠️ +1 (267) 459-4428
+1 (267) 459-4428
Perkasie, PA

Call them and waste their time.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She liked chin scratches and belly rubs. She was a rollie-pollie kitty and a proper weirdo who liked trying to eat fake plants and attack paper. I’ve had many pets; many cats. I’ve never had a cat like her. The smartest, softest little black kitty. T-Berry. Princess Kitty. Most precious Tita. 💔
Tita, a black American short hair cat lounging on the back of a recliner and looking right at you in her usual laid-back fashion. She was a wonderful kitty.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Gatita became Tita. Her friend became Foy. She was usually at the door when I came home. She was at the door whenever we did yard work. She liked to chase her string. She liked to sit on the top of the furniture and hang out with us. She was always good when she went to the vet.
Tita, a black American short hair cat loaf sitting in an overturned cardboard box with some brown paper inside.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We let her and her friend in at night, then let them back out in the day. Still unsure she or her friend wasn’t someone else’s. When the weather turned cold, we just kept her inside. Took her and friend to the vet. No RFID.
Tita, a black American short hair cat sleeping in her kitty bed with magenta trim, and her favorite mummy doll.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We don’t know what happened to the fuzzy one or the rest after we’d stopped feeding the circus. One day, though, wife was going to the yard and Tita was meowing - both front paws on the storm door and looking in. One of the neighbors yelled up, “tell your cat to shut up!” Seemed like she was ours.
Tita, a black American short hair cat laying on a dark green towel and looking at the camera with one eye open.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Tita was part of the circus. She’d play with one of the other cats. She looked for our attention. She’d follow us on walks. She didn’t want to go near the road, so she walked in the woods. When she couldn’t keep up, we’d yell to her to meet us back at the house. She was there when we got back.
Tita, a black American short hair cat sitting in an empty green laundry basket.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
In an old apartment building that’s since fallen down, a different little fuzzy kitty was born and we thought about taking it in. We’d put food out for it and its sibling - which drew a crowd. At most we had probably 8 of the neighborhood strays coming around in a big kitty circus.
Tita, a black American short hair cat poking her head out of a hole in white paper.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is Tita. Her stray name was Gatita. Ten years ago she chose us. 🧵😻
Tita, a black American short hair cat loaf sitting on a green towel.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My phone’s Lock Screen for the longest time (recently changed).
A painting by David Gaillet of a human woman facing right with a raven head and wings, a sword in one hand and floating above an army of people wearing helmets and carrying spears.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One of the folks at meetup was practicing with their 3D printer. We got COASTERS, y’all! 🍷😜🏴‍☠️
DEFCON 570 logo as a 3D printed drink coaster. Hexagon with two concentric circles and a DEFCON crossbones in the center, resembling a head-on view of coax cable end. “DC570” is in the largest circle.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
‘Nuther messy day. Fallout game soundtrack. 💪😎🏴‍☠️
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What's your all-time favorite flavor text? Viashino Outrider "Give thy ration to thy mount, if the road be long. So sayeth the bey."
Magic the Gathering card “Viashino Outrider”
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Imagine breathing all that. Yowza! 😷
An n95 mask, caked with dust and laying on a porch carpet.
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mrcrypt @mrcrypt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I can’t frikin see. Still safe? 😜
Guy in a blue poncho and wearing an n95 mask and goggles, standing in front of a slanted ceiling with plaster falling off it.
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