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Mr Brightside

@mrbrightside314.bsky.social
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“They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful”

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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I look forward to Bill’s analysis every week. MIZ
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She sounds feeble and Jackson definitely pounced on that weak answer. Good retort, Troy!
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally something that will help us open the Strait….
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026
Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can always count on Bibi as the voice of treason.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s lonely out here as a millennial white man that has hated Trump for over a decade. Cmon guys let’s do better. Embarrassing.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jingoism run amok.
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Barchart @barchart.com · 23/09/2026
Warren Buffett’s final letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders
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connie @mewmew13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
closeup of Donald s face...while he's saying stupid shiT..
his eyes are mostly squinted closed and look like little lizard eye slits...
his mouth making a really odd and stupid looking shape
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like an indignant skunk who blames everyone for that wretched smell out there.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch’s brainstem charging the last few miles of the Iditarod. Good doggy.
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WILLIAM😎 @williamstlucia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guys and gals, it’s ok to say that she sucks and has poor judgment.
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Todd Ching @toddching.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you rearrange it, it kind of works. "The country is dropping like a rock. Gasoline prices are booming. And the midterms [hopefully] will end Republican control of Congress."
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michigan's 2-0 and Ohio State's 1-1, lol.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jokes on them. Underwood is still their QB.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Surrender cobra always
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Must have a lunch pal in there
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the Oregon Trail generation things are getting too close to home.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
25th. He’s a dangerous moron.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The only thing that gets a good night’s sleep is my arm.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My man looks like he just sold his stake in Bag O’ Glass to private equity.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let’s raise money for charity with a rap battle between Mullins and Homan. Neither one can actually enunciate.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is appalling. These Haitians were here legally under the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) program. The Trump regime spread racist lies, ended the program, declared them illegal and rounded them up in chains for deportation. Now DHS is proudly posting videos of Black Haitians in chains.
Trump’s Department of Homeland Security posted a video of Black Haitians in chains after ending the TPS program
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New album cover just dropped
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Your slipper, sir.” “Where is the other one, Alfred?” “I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
Golden Retriever sitting at attention, wearing a tuxedo collar.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Whether it’s Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes on a private server or Donald Trump spending 24 hours a day with a mentally unstable aide who has no security clearance, both candidates presented grave national security risks.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Next generation of leadership just dropped. Axelrod and the other mystics of old need to actually lend their ears and get with the program.
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Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She looks like a kids in the hall character
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There should be an emergency meeting among Dem leadership tonight and the entire Dem delegation should be on the Capitol steps tomorrow morning denouncing this and describing steps they’ll take in light of this latest dangerous insanity.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Borderline
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Most apt description ever
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
MAGA bros be like
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Enhance
ALT: Enhance
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Miller’s Tale Max Miller sounds more like Jeffrey Epstein than Geoffrey Chaucer, especially when he gave his Wife a Bath of boiling water. I’d like to sentence him to my 10th grade Brit Lit class, where Sister Mary Ignatius could stare him down and recite the Parson’s tale. by Maureen Dowd
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hunter Biden entering his 2pac Hit ‘em up era and I’m here for it.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Streamers seem like unloved losers to me. I don’t get it but maybe it’s a generational gap.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bibi’s visit paying off already
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Over/under number of tats on both arms: 6
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think my Keurig machine has developed a prostate issue in its older age.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m still waiting for the arrival of fentanyl laced Halloween candy. They are truly despicable.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They have no record to run on so pivot to fear and appeal to conservatives brain stems. Their fear response has been proven to be more salient.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Unfortunately all of us own the roach motel now through mutual funds and index ETFs.
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Mr Brightside @mrbrightside314.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Gladiator: Russell Crowe's Hand in Wheat Field
ALT: Gladiator: Russell Crowe's Hand in Wheat Field
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Rocky Mountain Progressives @rockiesprogs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
7. With D+11, what happens is 242 Democratic House seats and 53 Democratic Senate seats. In other words, "the end days" for the Republican Party. x.com/davidslosttt...
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