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Angry progressive living in the Pacific Northwest (PNW). Grew up in a Red state, never going back. Listens to KEXP (IYKYK). Life’s too short for cheap champagne and bad Negronis. Slowly getting back on my bike after an injury. Grumpy retired techy.

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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump TV viewership has fallen to 427.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck ICE. Crush them.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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RoseInOregon @roseinoregon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This 100% 🇺🇸 Nothing he does makes sense unless you look at it from Putin’s perspective of dismantling our democracy. Who exactly is winning here?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ole and Freyja hope your week is going well. They were waiting patiently for lunch. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #corgis #corgisofbluesky #norwichterriers #norwichterriersofbluesky
Ole, Beloved of the Aesir and Vanir, a handsome young corgi waiting patiently with his sister, Freyja (of the Vanir), a beautiful Norwich Terrier in their faux cow skin print bed.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Exactly! 💯
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flashback Friday Anyone remember?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your favourite Oasis songs tells a lot about you.
For example, if you have a favourite Oasis song you probably have bad taste in music.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GenX is going to countenance its senescence with the same attitude we did our youth. I was just listening to Sirius XM Lithium (90s alt grunge) and heard the station id which included: “Some of these songs are older than your interns. Deal with it!” #genx #music #getoffmylawn
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh NOOOOO. I never missed her show!!! I never watched it, so I've never missed it. <rimshot> Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New music? 😅🎶🤣🎶😂
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
ALT: Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of Ole’s favorite chew toys. He looks at me strangely when I sing their songs… “Freddie’s Dead”, “Party at Ground Zero”, “U.G.L.Y.”, “Modern Industry”, “LAB”. If you get this: a) you have excellent taste and b) sorry about your back and/or knees. #music #genx #truthandsoul
A well-chewed fishbone-shaped benebone toy on a wooden floor.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not sure if it’ll help, but, you never know until you try. Seriously , though. Don’t give up. Keep trying.
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 life hacks
Trying to get a job? Put that you were Time's 2006 person of the year on your résumé. In 2006, Time made "Everyone" the person of the year.
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E.W. Doc Parris @ewdocparris.com · 27/08/2026
The President of the USA is an idiot.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Progress! www.borowitzreport.com/p/in-major-b...
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In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick
“We don’t agree on much, but we see eye-to-eye on one thing,” the two groups said.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Life goal: Achieve Ole level of relaxation. So far I’m failing. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #corgis #corgisofbluesky #momentofzen
Ole, Beloved of the Aesir and Vanir, a handsome six month old Corgi sleeps in and out of his bed about 50/50.Ole, Beloved of the Aesir and Vanir, sleeps on his back in his crate, legs in the air, just don’t care.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The name of this playlist is hilarious 😂😂😂 the songs are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pro tip for photos of your dog
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸
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CrackTheYank 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙 @cracktheyank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Summer Reading 😂
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/07/2026
MAGA would willingly eat a shit sandwich if it meant a Democrat might smell their breath at some point.
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
mastodon.social/@KraftTea/11...
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Tea time. (@KraftTea@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image It's officially barbeque season, btw! (Anyone want to tell me that AI is ALWAYS bad? Really?!?)
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Punch N*zis, Win Prizes @mrbirchtoo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Steve is my hero. Be like Steve.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/06/2026
Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.
Puzzled Trump supporter
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation
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The Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
There's got to be a thirty-letter German word for "thinking you've finally found an empty parking spot only to discover that it's actually occupied by a mini cooper".
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. #privacy #technology #eula
A bathroom with black and white floor tiles, a few sinks on the left, and five toilets on the right encased in glass walls.

Text at the top:

“We have updated our privacy policy”
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Conor C @church87.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The worst invention of the corporate world might be the good old Lunch and Learn. I don't want to learn on my lunch. I want to relax and have my lunch on my lunch.
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Jada Jones @jadajones57.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I guess we know what Stephen Colbert is doing now: #colbert #tv #fuckcbs #ellisonschmellison HT @thekns.bsky.social youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Drax and Chris Pratt: So Embarrassed!
Alt: Drax and Chris Pratt: So Embarrassed!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I was ignoring these rumors until Ambassador McFaul mentioned them.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you’re a fan of Grosse Pointe Blank, this is a really fun collection of facts/discussion. If you haven’t seen it, it is an absolute winner. /cc @johncusack.bsky.social youtu.be/OUs_23wPY4A
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997): 10 Weird Facts You Didn’t Know!
YouTube video by Iconic Star Rewind
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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At 76, Tom Waits Finally Names 8 Albums He Calls Untouchable
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you want to understand #genx, you have to understand the Beastie Boys “Sabotage”. If you want to understand this, you need to understand the 1970s. Hi.
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Monsters Are Gutting America @paularevere.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social love you, but asking @booker.senate.gov about what’s going on in the Iran deal without acknowledging his ties to the Kushners is weak ass sauce.
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Brian Sletten @bsletten.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Last post about Phish at the Sphere (until they return, probably). What an amazing confluence of skills: #phish #sphere youtube.com/shorts/lc0Lm...
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POV: You’re inside the Sphere in Las Vegas 👀
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/05/2026
Told my boyfriend I wanted to go to the most expensive place in DC and so he took me to the Exxon in Georgetown.
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