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Shane P. Kelley Esq.

@mrbeard1984.bsky.social
231 followers 237 following 282 posts

Genius 🧠 Mad Man 😵‍💫 Monster 👹 Not a lawyer, just claiming honorifics because I can 🧐 Staring into the void of space to feel insignificant kinda turns my crank 🤤 The Great Lakes = Seas. Fight me. 🤜💥🤛 Actual Satanic "Liberal" 🤘 #TST (He/Him/Were/Was)

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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Stay cool out there fam.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Kroger is allegedly overcharging consumers by listing expired sales prices on shelves and charging full price at checkout.  And thanks to decades of consolidation, Kroger stores are now the only grocers in some rural areas.   Minimal competition means maximized price gouging.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The Mount Rushmore of "Strong Female Characters" is: Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, Beatrix Kiddo, and Leia Organa Solo. Change my mind.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/05/2025
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
After 20-ish years of farting around, I finally get my associates degree next weekend. Not sure how to feel about it still. It's very bittersweet at the moment.
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
When does the winning start?
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
finally a politician i can get behind
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy 420
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Now is the part where right > illegal. I did not say this. I was not here.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Here's your friendly daily reminder that non-criminal citizens are being sent to El Salvador torture prisons because "Reasons".
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/04/2025
No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My bank account can't survive a Depression. I'm already sad enough as it is.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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crusadxr✊🌹 @crusadxr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Marine La Pen jailed and banned from elections. Viva La France!
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What the actual fuck:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Are you sending texts to The Atlantic stringer bell meme
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
In a world of full of Carmens, be a Dizzy Flores.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 19/03/2025
the Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Everyone is Irish today... Unless you're a Russian, then you can fuck off.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We never deserved her to begin with...
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French MEP says US should give back Statue of Liberty
Raphaël Glucksmann, a center-left member of the European Parliament, has strongly criticized President Donald Trump's radical change of US policy on the war in Ukraine.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Y'all can quit cosplaying as Neville Chamberlain any day now FFS
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Stolen from reddit
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The HORROR
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I've been a Substitute Teacher for a few months now, and I still can't seem to find enough work. Our schools are falling apart, so you would think there would be jobs 5 days a week. Alas.
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Shane P. Kelley Esq. @mrbeard1984.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yuuup
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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