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MrBadassTurtle

@mrbadassturtle.bsky.social
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I play a bad turtle on twitch twitch.tv/MrBadassTurtle

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Jiin @jiinsan.bsky.social · 6h
Velma pretzel 🧡 Full spicy variants of my art available on my 🅿️atreon ! (Link in bio) Best childhood waifu Velma #scoobydoo #velma
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peace
comic about a puppy scrolling on a phone and saying; "I don't like this ship/character/art/post/comment etc" and blocking + muting words before putting the phone down and enjoying nature
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Jason Poland @mydadisdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Dad is Dracula (and Johnny Appleseed) 🍎 #webcomic #comic
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we've located bussy
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the try not to cum kickstarter challenge 💀 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐢 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/share-care-132206373
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐢 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/17/change
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Almost
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🐢
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 19/08/2026
Don’t you dare 🌻🐢
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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teru ■ NYARECO @teru.moe · 13/08/2026
Reminder to opt out as soon as you see this post because it's not just for streamers but also viewers and they are betting it all on people forgetting to turn it off. The community patch notes livestream was so cringe to listen to 😞
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in bed. A speech bubble coming from her days “sigh”.
The second panel again shows Sarah in bed with a speech bubble reading “the only thing I have the capacity to do today is rot”.
The third panel shows the same scene, but depicts a speech panel coming from out of frame. It says “nice”.
The fourth panel shows a cat, holding a pillow, coming into the frame. A speech bubble from the cat reads, “I am so in.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lady from GTA saying "$50 whatever you want baby"
Guy in car "can you sit in the room with me while I play Silent Hill 2 so it's less scary"
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Written in the stars
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Big bad wolf
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 03/08/2026
today’s vibe ✌️
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 02/08/2026
Life is short. Embrace your silly hobbies ❤️
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 01/08/2026
Happy August, pals 🍄
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
bear asks opossum “anything good in the paper today?”
opossum says “nope, everything is terrible. except for one little thing.” opossum pokes its head through the newspaper and smiles
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A man angrily shouts "GOON!" while brandishing his fist. Another shouts "NOFAP" in opposition. They both start beating the Hell out of each other. Their battle is interrupted by an awe-inspiring light. They yield to angelic figure that descends from the heavens with the text "masturbating a normal amount" emblazoned above its head.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows the face of a black cat.
The second panel shows a hand moving into the panel and pressing the black cat's ears down.
The third panel zooms out and shows the protagonist, Sarah, and the cat. She is still pressing down on the cat's ears. She says, "you have no ears."
The fourth panel shows the cat's face again. It responds, "you have no hobbies."
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is me
A four part comic strip of a character who is thinking “I want to go home” at the gym, driving a car, and at work. In the final part, the character is in bed, smiling.
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Hugorrific ⚡️ @hugorrific.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 22/06/2026
🐸
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Grin Reaper
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey stands in front of an ATM in a gas station/convenience store. The screen on the ATM reads: Please wait… Panel 2: the screen reads: CURRENT ACCOUNT BALANCE: 4 raspberries. It also displays a little picture of a raspberry. The monkey looks very pleased and is making a casual celebratory hand gesture 🤙 with both hands.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Another infosec banger from Flock Safety as reported by @404media.co Some simple custom searches in Bing or Duckduckgo provide scraped private search data by police. This could have been easily prevented by correctly editing robots.txt, but what do I know? I'm just a "lawless activist"!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hentai Artist Meet-Up. A man shakes another man's hand and says "bro, I am such a huge fan. I've jacked it so many times to your shit." The other man says "No way! I've jacked it so many times to YOUR shit."
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's not the energy bills, water usage, noise pollution, toxic emissions, data privacy issues, backroom deals, or the middle class paying for tax incentives for billionaires. Chinese bribery of millions of Americans is the only logical explanation for why anyone would not want a datacenter nearby.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
money wouldn’t change me. I’d still be the same goofy guy you know and love. Don’t believe me? Give me money and I’ll prove it. Doesn’t matter how much money you give me. Drain your bank accounts. I won’t change. Millions? Billions? Bring it on. Won’t matter.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A man with big eyelashe, big lips, doing a hip pop and sporting a cunty expression stands behind a man on the computer. The man on the computer says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The man types dutifully while his compatriot continues to serve cunt. The computer man looks longingly at the cunt-server. He gets up and also serves cunt.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dirt
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Kezrek Laczin @kezrek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride, everyone ✨🌈 I'm ace panromantic. Enjoy my new painting. || Protoplanetary Space Pod || acrylic markers on wood
Orcas swim in a surreal protoplanetary disk among space and stars. They're ready to destroy yachts but thankfully yachts don't exist yet so they're having a lovely time.
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