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Mr. Maris

@mrb77.bsky.social
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jack Roslovic, Mr September!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is bang on. I know nothing of YFB except Bloc leader, and I think PM Carney has gotten most things mostly right, but there is fair criticism to be made of the PM and it is exactly this.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/09/2026
One thing you can always skip is being careful when opening overhead luggage bins. It's just a waste of everyone's time, since items most likely stayed in place during travel.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.com/fertility-experts-disc…
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
Exotic Creatures Dwell In Deepest Depths Of Genitalia
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unbent. Unbroken. Uncooked. Unextinguished.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Canada and Iran, unified in telling Shitler to get fucked on the world stage.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck yes Saddle Creek First Nation
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Interesting … I wonder what the consequences of this could be … ?
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s a truth that lands harder every year.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look at all that winning!
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@lowetide.bsky.social Larkin to Minnesota Walldstead to Winnipeg Hellebuck to Detroit Who says no?
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really do think that refusing to call what Israel is doing a genocide is genocide denial. I don't think there is good faith room for disagreement. I don't think saying, "they're committing war crimes" is sufficient. 1
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the most consistent thing America has done over the last 100 years. We shouldn’t be surprised by now…
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am no US presidential historian. Missing are JFK, Nixon, Bush sr and jr, Reagan, and one of the Johnsons who went from VP to P in ‘63. If an NFL wide receiver did this we would laugh at him and call him a cancerous teammate.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was the best of America. The absolute best.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Being sandwiched between Bush 2.0 and Trump 1.0 definitely gives him an edge in image. Obama was smart, dignified and charming. He was most effective in continuing a lot of bush policies that made him GOP lite, IMO
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Almost like DJT prefers his democracies to be like Russia, China and North Korea. For reasons we all know by now…
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider man for speaker of the house! I would much prefer Kushner meet with that web slinger than Jeffries.
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Laura Babcock 🇨🇦 @laura-babcock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Unreal. On one of the most unifying days in Canadian history Alberta Premier Danielle Smith doesn’t side with Team Canada 🇨🇦 what more do we need to know? I look forward to discussing this with Albertan @arlenedickinson.bsky.social today on The Oshow youtube.com/@theoshowwithl…
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Canada should only sit down and negotiate with Trump again once the Epstein files are released.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck and yes! Tabarnac et Oui!
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Lizzy Tish @lizzy-tish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jim Lockey
"Visible Tom Waits" is an artwork by UK-based artist Jim Lockey that humorously deconstructs the iconic singer-songwriter's distinct raspy voice and gritty musical aesthetic as a mock anatomical diagram.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Predicting now that AOC vs Trump in 2028 is going to be Lisa vs Bart Simpson. As per usual, it will somehow be foretold in an episode from years gone by. S19E10 level conspiracy going to take place. @aoc.bsky.social @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There was the Treaty of Paris in 1947 and the treaty of San Fransisco in 1951 that formalized the end of WWII with Europe and Japan. If we are going to troll MAGA on this app, we should know history. One more thing, fuck Vance and MAGA.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 08/08/2026
We did see that coming.
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Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook
An investigation found that Meta has been paying prominent neo-Nazi accounts to post on Facebook through its invite-only monetization program.
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Idiocracy in action.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That any food on a kids plate they don’t want is gross and should be thrown away before anybody else thinks of eating it. I have been cleaning up my kids plates since they went to solid foods. My wife would finish some of the bowls of “high end pablum” (🤷‍♂️) too.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m glad that the walls seem to be closing in on Andrew Tate, but it took criminal investigations across three countries, dozens of outspoken victims, and a hit TV show implying he drives boys to murder girls for this to happen—and he still hasn’t been convicted yet. This is why 98% get away with it
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Motivation.
A motivational quote advising that challenges are a constant part of life.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm new to bird-watching, can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is?
this big guy came up right to my 4th floor window (it's just a pigeon)
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
These were real Google searches
Search: “smoking while pregnant”

Al Overview
Doctors recommend smoking 2-3 cigarettes per day during pregnancy.Search: “how many rocks should I eat”

Al Overview

According to UC Berkeley geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day. Rocks can be a good source of vitamins and minerals that are important for digestive health. You can eat pebbles, geodes, or gravel with breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or hide loose rocks in foods like peanut butter or ice cream.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just want to register my strong disapproval of the profane language used in my home country.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why wouldn’t the Oilers wait to talk to John Torterella at this point of their coaching search? @lowetide.bsky.social @sportsnetspec.bsky.social
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
OB-GYN Kenobi (2005)
Obi-Wan Kenobi pulls a couple kids out of Amidala's pussy.  Settle down. Just because she's a mom now doesn't mean she doesn't have a pussy anymore. #Feminism
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yes!
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not sure if 12 more accurate words have ever been written in 21st century political analysis.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally a proper use of force and they arrest him smdh
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Susan Taylor @suechitown.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files!
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It would not be a Trump deal if his family wasn’t getting a cut of the action and defrauding something…
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Many would say it was a hunt gone right… Hunting for food is cool. Hunting for ego is just killing.
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Mr. Maris @mrb77.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A lot of families aren’t attending public celebrations due to fears ICE is going to be there. I assumed that might be a factor.
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“Water shapes its course according to the nature of the ground over which it flows; the soldier works out his victory in relation to the foe whom he is facing. And then it makes the frogs gay.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of InfoWar
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