Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine some banana republic. One day, their head of state decides to ban some media because they don't toe the line. Then he decides he will launch his own media that will broadcast his own news and his own takes on himself. This is #Trump This is #TrumpTV This is #America 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How about Canada just renames "Lake Superior" to "Lake Canada" now? #LakeOntario #LakeOntarioForever #LakeAmerica 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can #PornHub just increase their membership fees by 100% for just the USA? That would be hilarious. #TradeWar 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026#Trump was, for most of his life, larping as a rich man. That was his character: billionaire. That's why we saw him on TV so much, he was the people's idea of a rich man. He owed more money than he had and could only grift his way to the top. Now he's just cashing out. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/articles/wor... He was safe in his home. Safe enough to boast that his tower was now the tallest in lower Manhattan.trumpwhitehouse.archives.govWhat the World Learned on September 11, 2001 – The White House 2473
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Bon, le #PQ veut un secrétaire de l'efficacité... Où est-ce qu'on a déjà vu ça déjà? Ils vont le nommer comment? Secrétaire Heuristique Interministériel de l'Efficacité Nationale? #polqc 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Isn't it weird that the "allegedly" manliest man in the history of men, Donald Trump according to MAGA, is always belly-aching about something? "So unfair. No other president has ever been treated so unfairly. 😥" 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Translation: "I'm frustrated that I wasn't able to con Canada and that I've failed at yet another deal." 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Translation: "I'm frustrated that I wasn't able to con Canada and that I've failed at yet another deal." 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Il semblerait que non. Le PQ de jadis l'aurait bouffé tout rond, tant il y avait de guerres intestines. Plus maintenant, car il ne reste plus les tripes pour cela. Le PQ s'est "parti-libéralisé" en se vidant de ses leaders pour laisser place à des chefs quidams. Ce n'est pas une tragédie en soit ☺️ 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026#pspp vient de commettre, avec sa promesse de "pas de referendum tant que Trump est président", un suicide politique spectaculaire. Démission dès demain? #polqc 011
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So there you have it. Loser Trump is so going to lose the mid-terms that he's calling the results incorrect preemptively. Because if he loses, that might be the beginning of the end of his con job of a presidency for him and his cronies. What a loser. 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The latest pearl clutching, moral high ground claim about forced labour from the Trump administration is laughable. WHO THE HELL MAKES TRUMP PHONES? VOLUNTEERS? #cusma 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Isn't it weird how, in the first minutes of Project Hail Mary, extraterrestrial life is discovered then they're discussing how to use them as fuel?!? #ProjectHailMary 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If they reboot TNG, which they shouldn't, but if they do, I would want Geordi to have a proper character arc, where he starts off as a lonely, geeky, socially awkward engineer and via Data, manages to overcome his social anxiety. In a way that makes both characters grow. 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I can't believe how visionary some Star Trek episodes were. "Booby Traps" and "Galaxy's Child", for example. In modern terms: Geordi needs someone to talk to for some problem, loads "skills" and a persona in the holodeck. It's an AI chatbot in 3D. Later, the real Leah finds his chat logs. Yikes 110
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If looked from the side, is it leaning forward awkwardly like in real life? 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Vaut mieux dire oui. Oui, à St-Lin, un tattoo ça va faire mal. 020
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 29/04/2026So what's the Board of Peace up to nowadays? Have the signatories realized they were scammed yet? 111
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I'm torn between... Why can't anybody get it right? His ratings were as low as ever and the mid-terms are coming up... They're going to blame trans people over this again somehow. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Who will suffer from this? The world. Is the entire world Trump's enemy? Also, let's just call it the Dementia War from now on. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/04/2026So, to recap... The US won the war on day one. Then they were winning the war. Then they needed help to unblock the strait. Then they didn't need help. Then they asked for a deal but got none. Then they were agreed to a deal without conditions. Now they say it's their turn to block the strait. 100
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This implies we will have a total, moron replace Trump (who is several degrees worse than moron) but let's look at this one problem at a time. 031
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/04/2026What do you call a fee that has to be paid for taking goods across a border? A tariff. Who pays for it? The buyer. Who foots the bill in the end? The consumer. Who gets the money? The government. So in the end, Trump is patting himself on the back for making Iran richer and Americans poorer. 0162
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Good. Let his resentment rise. This is important for the 25th amendment... 131
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 30/03/2026We now know for a fact that if ships are allowed through, there will be any number of them, except 20. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This is telling on so many levels. First, the brainwashing only goes so far. This is good. Or maybe the audience doesn't fully understand. Second, they're scared. The GOP and co know the impeachment is coming and they fear it. This is very good. 120
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Trump asking for help fixing his mess is peak Trump. #StraitOfHormuz 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Anybody else remember that time the President was about to release all information about aliens (as in extraterrestrials)? #StraitOfHormuz #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #IranWar #PreaidentOfWar 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The latest deal between the US Department of War and OpenAI has sealed the deal for me: I will be using Anthropic's Claude from now on. #ChatGPT #OpenAI #Anthropic #Claude #AI 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/02/2026About #TumblerRidge and all the anti-trans hate that was spewed... Upon hearing the news, here's what bigots vs normal people do: Bigots: Were they trans? Ha! Knew it! Normal person: Were they American? 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The State of the Union address was all less from start to end, starting with the "Golden era" claim, the usual nonsense about tariffs being paid by foreign countries, etc. Sigh. How thoroughly fucked are the United States right now? 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/02/2026What will that medical ship to #Greenland do anyways? Give it medical bills? Turn it around heading South to Cuba. That would help. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Trump: I promise to literally detain illegal aliens, and to decide what constitutes an illegal alien. MAGA: I'm totally down with this and voting for this. This will Save America!(TM) Later MAGA: I didn't vote for this. 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I was thinking sarcastically that it was named after Charlie Kirk. Then I opened the article and sure enough, it is. 0190
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Wesley: Younger, and somehow part-alien Worf: The toughest to recast IMO. Maybe make him resentful at Tasha Yar until her untimely death Tasha: Played by an actress with actual talent (sorry) Guinan: See if Whoopi is still available 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Data: Sorry, but would have to be Jim Parsons. Geordi: Better character development. Make him more of an awkward nerd and he slowly comes out of his shell via his friendship with Data. Dr Crusher: Younger. Make the love interest with Picard more awkward on purpose 100
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026There should never, ever be a reboot of Star Trek TNG. BUT... If there was to be one, I would want: Picard: An actual French actor. Riker: Tries the Riker manoeuvre once, Picard threatens to fire him. Troi: British actress trying not to speak British English (worked very well for Sirtis). 100
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Le projet de constitution québécoise est une turbo perte de temps et d'énergie, en plus qu'elle endommage les droits et les lois déjà en place. Il y en aura pour des décennies à remettre en cause des lois vis-à-vis cet éléphant blanc. C'est ahurissant. 000
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Stupid, hurtful, and now officially illegal. Can we just put him in a room with padded walls and lose the key? 010
Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Took them long enough. And I'm surprised at the amount of spines suddenly found at SCOTUS. 6 out of 9, no less! This won't go well with dear leader... 100
