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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bon, le #PQ veut un secrétaire de l'efficacité... Où est-ce qu'on a déjà vu ça déjà? Ils vont le nommer comment? Secrétaire Heuristique Interministériel de l'Efficacité Nationale? #polqc
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Carney #PSPP #CUSMA #polqc
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Even better
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is a more accurate version of the action figure
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Wait, this $DJT? LOL!
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Somebody's cooking. Let em. #Greenland #Trump
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#Minnesota
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Alien or Wall-E?
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's that time of the year again
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
#MikeJohnson #Shutdown
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Evangelicals : We're being oppressed for our beliefs! Real oppression:
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So, media should just stop reporting anything?
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr (look closely, it's not the regular EMH)
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It's that time again
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Symbolism is very important to authoritarians
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A processor to secession?
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
#TrekEndings Day 25 A character's final scene Data had two "final" scenes. Both paid homage to who he was. The first was absolutely in his selfless spirit (Nemesis). The second was thoughtful, philosophical, and in step with his ongoing pursuit of humanity (Picard, Season 1)
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Epidemic? Sounds like someone forgot about the chart.
"Don't make me tap the sign" meme showing a Simpsons bus driver. The meme reads instead "Don't make me tap the chart". Below, where the bus drivers finger taps, is a graph showing the progression through time of left-handedness. Roughly, the data points are: 
1890: 5%
1900: 4%
1920: 5%
1940: 10%
1960 and beyond: slightly below 12% and constant
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
#TrekEndings 12 Final Moments of Life DS9's "Whispers" is absolutely chilling. We see an increasingly paranoid O'Brien learn that he isn't that paranoid after all, he's a replicant of the real O'Brien, complete with memories. His last words as he finds out the truth are "Keiko… tell her I love…"
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
#TrekEndings 12 Final Moments of Life I don't hear a lot about "Half a Life" yet it's classic Trek dystopian morality: ritualistic suicide at the age of 60 to minimize the strain and stress of caring for the elderly. An age old tradition, a scientist on a mission, and a difficult final decision.
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
#TrekEndings Top 3 Endings that Made You Think "Children of Time" "Whispers" "Latent Image"
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
When Russia started invading Ukraine, a lot of "Russian" things were rebranded as "Ukranian". The same thing happened in the US with "Freedom fries" instead of "French fries". So now "American" things are getting rebranded as "Canadian".
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"And Geordi, well, he felt so bad about it for years that he decided to put it on paper for the whole galaxy to read about." He put down the thoroughly emptied crab leg. "That was just embarrassing. Why put yourself through that again?"
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#microtreks A sizable set of snow crab legs was on Captain Shaw's plate. He grabbed a leg and dislodged it. "Of all the personnel files and autobiographies I've read, the one that did the most disservice to its subject was, by far, that of Geordi LaForge."
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Based on a true story
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We just have to be clear about how we're really socialists and the problem will fix itself: the MAGA will flee. Plus, we could start with the bluest of blue states, Massachusetts.
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
dress for the job you want
Peter, the protagonist of Office Space, during the scene when he tells his neighbor his dream job if he was rich would be to do nothing.
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A word of explanation. It's a novelty store but also has wool clothing. They are located in Quebec, Canada. Wool in French is "Laine". "Ben Lalen" spoken out loud sounds like "lots of wool".
A store sign in the back reads "Ben Lalen".
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
An exterior view of the USS Cerritos, changed into a Sovereign class starship in the final episode of Star Trek: Lower Decks. The caption reads "We've gone all Sovereign-class."Inside, on the Cerritos bridge, an unimpressed Captain Freeman reacts to news of the change by saying "I guess I'll have to take it."
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is a trope that keeps on giving
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hi @gaghyogi49.bsky.social I just noticed this. From the final episode of Lower Decks. One officer with what I think is a hijab sitting at the table on the left, and another at the bar wearing a turban. Both match their uniform colors!
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
me in the 2nd national security group chat
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The old place still got it sometimes
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
JD Vance is vile
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determine that… While Vulcanness is not quantifiable, it is logical, even if seemingly nonsensical, to qualify certain individuals as being as Vulcan as one who copulates with mothers.
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