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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"5'11" -- like 6ft" is maybe the funniest thing he could of said
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ironically does not include Zion NP, Utah. According to tradition when Brigham Young visited, he pronounced it 'Not Zion'
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And up next: RFK Jr. to offer a lecture on safekeeping our precious bodily fluids from the communists
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Futurama: Bender Pharaoh Statue Says Remember Me!
ALT: Futurama: Bender Pharaoh Statue Says Remember Me!
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lmao get wrecked Moulton
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am going to become the Joker
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i am going to determine whether clanker is a slur via PCA. one moment.
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sequel to Patrick Wyman‘s horse domestication comedy but it’s a montage of the first farmers trying to figure out what else they can milk— to disastrous effect
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
everything is middle ages
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
insecure cosmopolitanism is one of the defining pathologies of our political elite, we are in a ten fucking year crash out from a specific set of urban cosmopolitans very insecure about the fact that they are urban cosmopolitans and I'm so sick of it.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 09/07/2026
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ball don't lie
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i have been trying to unpack why the i told you so’s here feel so legitimate despite the horrific seriousness of the allegations. i think bc it’s so enraging that he was allowed to make it this far. that poor woman was forced to traumatize herself in public because pundits are too fucking stupid
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is an explanation, not an excuse or justification, but there are so many white-collar men who - whenever they're interacting with men who code as more grimily masculine - will accept social transgressions, comments, and general shittiness that would never fly otherwise.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/07/2026
great year for medievalists; first you’ve got a tyrant starting shit with the Pope and now we have a full blown schism
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Boss-ass goal for Mexico, dios mio
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
but zero cramps
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Munenori Kawasaki's Blue Jays Interview
ALT: Munenori Kawasaki's Blue Jays Interview
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Surprised he hasn’t tried to blame it on the AlgaeBT
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The haters said I had no experience And they were correct Honestly, great call from the haters
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Weirdly enough, this is what my district did growing up. U.S History was two years and it surprised me when I started meeting kids from different districts in college that had to do it all in one.
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@patrickwyman.bsky.social we need an addendum to the recent Ötzi epsiode that's just an extended riff on what Ötzi-bread tastes like
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In other words: saying "America was always like this" in response to "We are better than this" is actually a lot like saying "Your brother was always like this" when somebody expresses sadness and anger at their brother recklessly injuring somebody with their car.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It is 1348 and I am on pilgrimage to Santiago while a rat-borne plague spreads across the globe as my nation’s leader beefs with the pope It is 2026 and I am on pilgrimage to Santiago while a rat-borne plague spreads across the globe as my nation’s leader beefs with the pope
photo of a conch-shell trail marker of the Way of St James
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh Brother Where Art Thou is the best odyssey adaptation because it understands the core truth of the original poem: Odysseus is kind of a dirtbag
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
lmao he’s doing the meme
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
👏 Paint 👏 Boston 👏 City 👏 Hall
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
god she doesn't miss
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I wrote up the Comey indictment. www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...
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The Comey Threat Indictment Is A Grave Embarrassment To The United States Department of Justice And The Rule of Law
The Department of Justice Is Dead; Long Live The Department of Trump
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Fourth Crusade Redux, but Protestant.
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
me to my cat at one o’clock in the morning
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's a shame these posts aren't shorter. "Time is not my adversary" coming from America's Ozymandias would have been an absolute banger
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
oh hell yeah
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@warren.senate.gov what's up with you still endorsing and campaigning for this guy?
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
lol get his ass
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
this is a dril tweet
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anthony russell @mordkhetzvi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What Does 'Chat' Mean in Slang?
"Chat" is a term of address that refers to an audience or group of people, similar to the Gen Z favorite "bruh" or the Millennial term of choice "dude." It's often used in the beginning of a sentence as a way to address the listener. Teens will say "Chat, what's up?" or "Chat, is this real?”
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baby moose party @mowowens.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Honestly, I think an underrated factor is that the conflict was uni admin v. students, not Biden v. students - here at Harvard at least. With Trump's attacks on Harvard, there was a realignment and folks -some begrudgingly- began to view uni leadership as an ally rather than a target for protest
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not a ceasefire but a "cease? fire!"
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
MAKE EM A 3 SEED YOU FUCKIN COWARDS
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Late prehistory is so interesting, man What do you mean the Shandong and Korean peninsulas were populated with Japonic-speaking peoples What do you MEAN that all Austronesians/Polynesian languages came out of Taiwan
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Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Press Corps Approver @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Elected officials aren't expected to just post through it fwiw.
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Sasho Todorov @sashotodorov.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The men who put them back in shackles after those two women saved their comrade's life should heavily consider their honor and that the price of redeeming it is much cheaper on Earth than it is in Hell.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
to any politicians out there: the only metric by which i am deciding my votes in any future Democratic primary is how far they're willing to go in punishing this administration and i am far from the only one
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