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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦

@mow.bsky.social
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A Fluffy MowYote in Seattle Friendly Coyote Spirit ΘΔ 関西弁と英語で育ったから日本語は微妙やねん Does 🎸💪🎨💻 Any Pronoun is Ok! Demi/Fray/Recipro/Aro/Open ❤️💍: @speakfrisk.bsky.social Strictly 🔞 Only! Twitter still owes me my bonus and severance.

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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 4h
Me working at a Chinese restaurant, apologizing for the roasted pork bao’s long wait time:
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 2h
They kinda predicted a lot of dumb shit happening with AI before AI really became the way it did today…
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 3h
My absolute favorite is:
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 4h
Me working at a Chinese restaurant, apologizing for the roasted pork bao’s long wait time:
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 4h
I'm thinking: "The Cigarette of Dogs" or "Friendless & Out of Luck" (from Mark Twain's description of a coyote) Which do y'all think is better?
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 5h
Not great pics but this is what it used to look like. You can’t see it but the grooves between the siding was caulked and we had to remove that so moisture can actually dry.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 5h
Join a Seattle polycule so you can have:
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 5h
🥵
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 5h
That transition when enough fur cover your skin to look “not human” anymore.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 7h
Inanimate TF into a couch and getting dry humped by your roommate kink has been ruined by JD Vance.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 8h
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JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
ALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 8h
Looking for sewer services and got hit with this psychic damage.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 8h
Kwäidashow is in my brain now
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my single "my single is dropping" is dropping @mthsmrndn.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Me when my Swedish friend, Kwäidashow Vāryentürtanen leaves and my other friend asks me who that was
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 9h
Talk more nonsense with your loved ones with a shared common nonsense that can't possibly be trained by AI.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 9h
It's kind of like the tacky smoothness AI art has or the fuzz around certain areas of the detail. Or when a text or script has phrases like: "Here is why this is important." or "It's not just X, it's Y." it ends up sounding very AI. Interesting that we're all slowly getting better at AI detection.
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t mind the gutters and deck, we’re gonna replace them next year.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re done painting one side of our house! We have another side we’re gonna do soon…
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yea, it was them!
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a call with a company that uses AI to make music, and they got $400 million dollars for their Series D. They said artists like Justin Timberlake use the app to write songs. JUSTIN, ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED????
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instead of DNR on your ID, you have: Omg, I'm so scared of dying, pls pls pls save me. I don't wanna die. OMG pls get my mom. Doctor, you gotta save my life, dude.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure man, totally. Yeah, I'm dtr. Down to relocate.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@grok, is this true?
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking on interviews for positions that I don't care for, just so that I can get some practice and feel out the market, makes me feel like the employee version of this meme.
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Jeremy Anninos @anninosart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐀👑
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wolves SHOULDNT be able to count to fowarf arooo wrahhh
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So far, been watching Journal with Witch, and it is really good. Only 4 episodes in but teared up multiple times.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know Kaz is in job-hunting mode when he subscribes to Calendly again.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like, Balatro was literally vibes, I don’t even need to look for more than a second take a decision even on gold stake. StS2 does require counting and planning.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bola, momentum, sculpting strike, and 2 spirit of Ash run. So fucking satisfying. I feel like my Slay the Spire skill has gone up after I actually took more than 0.5 seconds deciding what to do. lol
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kind of related but I hope large investment backed ghost kitchen restaurants fail miserably.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blud, he ain’t your dad. 😭
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dart has made a little friend… 🐺🐇
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought that’s what the actual total mortgage payment was for but *shrug*.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forgot that you get your money back after putting it in escrow. It's like finding a $20 bill in your pocket during laundry, except we had to put like $20,000.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spoiler, but I love how the show was basically like: the white guy was just a funny distraction.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Due to our company’s budget cut of removing unlimited tokens, the perpetual Claude Cock and Ball Torture chamber will only be operational during 9am to 5pm during the week and closed during weekends. 😔
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think Silence Brand really helped people recognize that corporations, despite their attempt to be relatable and quirky, are still soulless ghouls that only seek to raise shareholder value. I want more folks to reflect: am I just asserting control online just to make others more miserable?
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anjjn, as Lord Toranaga’s newly appointed hatamoto, you will receive an estate in Ajiro village, Lady Fuji will be your consort, a Made-Fur-You suit of an honorary wolf, and an annual stipend of 250 koku of rice.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They have a new rule that foreigners have to make more than the average Japanese person to stay.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Our population is declining, we don’t have enough people to take care of the elderly, and businesses are closing due to labour shortages… I know, we’ll kick immigrants out of the country!” The kamikaze spirit is still alive in Japan.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re mostly soy sauce colored! You’ll be fine in there!
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want a reaction image with the caption: "Yes, crank the misery machine for our misery lord." Instead of arguing online, when someone is being a puritan, purposefully misinterpreting, putting words in others' mouths, or gatekeeping, etc. you post that image and say nothing else.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since I still have a job and we're doing house projects, it is hard to find the energy to study for job interviews. I wish I had more than 2 months on an H-1 B after getting laid off to look for jobs...
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No it’s cool. I just had a soy sauce cleanse.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would have been a CEO if it weren't for League.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do I serve my new king?
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