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Nick Telford-Reed

@mountainhippo.bsky.social
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Alpine herbivore. Work in payments for which I apologise. I like mountains, films, music, a fairer world, cool technology, the open web, football. Co-chair, Web Payments Working Group, W3C.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New want unlocked www.theregister.com/personal-tec...
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Dell's 52-inch enormo-monitor is a tsunami of impractical fun
You probably don't need it, but as an example of the possible it impresses
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Favourite story of the day so far. Google lost a chunk of Google Cloud because Google engineer unplugged it. www.theregister.com/off-prem/202...
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Google engineer unplugged every fiber they could see and – surprise! – took down a chunk of the G-Cloud
This sounds like a RTFM error at hyperscale
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Actual footage from the House of Commons youtu.be/EleqqMevesw
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Reform UK MP On Future Plans - Larry & Paul
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
PSA: if like me you no longer drink alcohol but you really miss a good G&T, I have fabulous news. This stuff (Tanqueray Fior de Sevilla) makes an astonishingly good, genuinely almost indistinguishable from the real thing, (no)gin and tonic.
A bottle of Tanqueray Fior de Sevilla Alcohol Free gin
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Powerful and important letter about artificial so-called intelligence from Sheila Hayman from Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, in the FT today
Margaret McGirr’s letter (“AI can lend a hand, but it will struggle to replace one”, July 21) and Chine McDonald’s guest column (“This retro revival is more than a longing for the past”, Opinion, August 7) both touch (sic) on something that should be obvious, but is carefully ignored by almost everyone in the tech world. Namely that our intelligence is embodied, evolved and biological, and inseparable from our bodies.
The brain’s job is to control the body in the world; it is the last organ to develop.
Every square centimetre of our hands (and of the rest of our skin) contains about a 170 touch sensors or nerve endings, sensitive to different kinds of touch: a slap, a burn, a caress, a hug — each of which travels to different parts of the midbrain, prompting the appropriate response. Quickly to the autonomic nervous system for something dangerous; more slowly via a different channel for something carrying meaning.
In addition to the hand’s limitless versatility, it is self-repairing, regulates its own temperature, knows without being programmed how much pressure to exert on an egg, a tennis ball or a day-old chick, and can fuse neurologically to whatever it holds.
So when we put a glass down on the table or slide a knife through an apple, we feel the table, or the apple, not the glass or handle in our hand (try it!).
Finally, and most urgently, the entire human body — including the hands — does everything on 25 or so watts of completely renewable energy: a tiny fraction of what a humanoid robot, even one of the current primitive iteration of robots, needs.
The “retro revival” is thus not cultural nostalgia.
It’s millions of years of evolution crying out to be heard, before we suppress it totally in the service of an automated — and dead — planet.
Sheila Hayman
Member of the Advisory Board, Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, London NW1, UK
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cory Doctorow has been fighting the good fight against the enshittifying evil megacorps for as long as I can remember, but earlier this year, he laid out a credible path for world to fight back. It's an excellent read and worth 10 minutes of your time, IMO. pluralistic.net/2026/01/29/p...
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Pluralistic: Disenshittification Nation (29 Jan 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TIL that English has both a term for 'the day after tomorrow' which is *overmorrow* and a term for 'the day before yesterday ' which is the admittedly almost completely extinct *ereyesterday* (h/t to this excellent Reddit thread - www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/... )
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thereallemmy's comment on "What is favorite foreign word that doesn’t have a word in English?"
Explore this conversation and more from the AskReddit community
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love this story and it made me cry a little bit. Hope you enjoy it too www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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They became best friends - then discovered they were brother and sister
Andrea Urmston knew she had a brother who had been adopted by another family, only to discover he was already her closest friend.
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oooop, Byline just published another scoop. Farage’s boy, George Cottrell, had a fake Swiss passport and operates in the same company block, shares staff with a guy whose Montenegro wealth simply cannot be explained. So much MURKY Russia adjacent shit coming out. When’s the smoking gun?
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
'Patriot News' reporter Chris Atkins (scatatkins.bsky.social) was just kicked out of Liz Truss' CPAC conference for asking the wrong questions. So much for free speech.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Now this is a use of open data that I can get behind.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Doug Scott of butterflies. Rugged and determined britainsfavouritebutterfly.co.uk/butterfly/mo... Mountain Ringlet
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Mountain Ringlet - Britain’s Favourite Butterfly
The Mountain Ringlet is one of the 60 beautiful butterflies found across the UK. Will it be Britain's Favourite Butterfly?
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Mr and Mrs Trellis @thenorfolkcoast.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Vote for Britain’s Favourite Butterfly. The UK has 60 beautiful butterflies, each with their own story. Explore what makes them unique, pick your favourite, and help your winner take flight.... britainsfavouritebutterfly.co.uk
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Home - Britain’s Favourite Butterfly
Flashy, adventurous or fantastically freaky. Britain has 60 native butterflies, each with their own story. Explore what makes them unique.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Today's long read in the Guardian is an absolute doozy www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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The man who blew up a nuclear power station and disappeared
The long read: In December 1982, South African Rodney Wilkinson walked four bombs into Koeberg power station – the crown jewel of the apartheid state – pulled the pins and then left on his bicycle. Ho...
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I thought this was a beautifully written, moving article, which reminded me that not everything or everyone in the world is bad. You might enjoy it too (gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/u...
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Will Sister Mary Kay Turn Out the Lights?
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I enjoyed The Oatmeal's impassioned take on AI. I think I feel the same way about coding and other aspects of life that are being gobbled up in a giant cloud of soot, CO2 and techbro snake oil theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Very much enjoyed the Archers connection in Andor/Rogue One, with David Archer turning up as an Imperial doctor before Emma Carter comes on the scene to steal the Death Star plans #theArchers #Andor
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
TIL that my older children (early twenties) call Keir Starmer "Queer Harmer" for his sudden but inevitable betrayal of trans people
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Happy St George' Day!
Cartoon for St George's day by Stephen Collins for the guardian. Script as follows:

Scene is outside a cave, ST GEORGE in armour etc is confronting the DRAGON while the CAPTURED PRINCESS looks on.

DRAGON:
So let me get this straight.

DRAGON:
You’re hoping to reinforce ‘helpless princess’ tropes…

DRAGON:
By publicly stabbing an *endangered animal* to death with a *sword*…

DRAGON:
So you can force a whole Syrian village to convert to Christianity….

DRAGON:
And become a nationalist icon for a colonial state…

DRAGON:
Through the cultural appropriation of ancient medieval dragon myths. 

DRAGON:
You’ve not been *online* very long, have you?

GEORGE: 
I have been quite surprised by the comments.

GEORGE’S SOCIAL MEDIA ASSISTANT [who is filming this encounter on an iPhone]:
I told you it’s problematic, George.

DRAGON:
Problematic? It’s a *bin fire*!

DRAGON:
OK. Here’s how you turn this round - 

CUT TO a YoutTube post called ‘MY JOURNEY (An apology)’. GEORGE is crying to camera, Dragon in background.

GEORGE: 
I am *so sorry* guys… 
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A scientific corrective to the assertion "sex is binary". www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
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Sex Redefined: The Idea of 2 Sexes Is Overly Simplistic
Biologists now think there is a larger spectrum than just binary female and male
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Declan Gaffney @greyskiesthinking.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Morning.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Norfolk coast looking beautiful this weekend
A pebbly beach beneath sea cliffs. Waves crash over a man-made structure. The sun shines in the sky through gauzy cloud
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was very struck by the last exchange in this sequence and the comparison drawn between the defence of the slave trade in the late 18th/early 19th century and of the oil/gas/energy industry today.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Things you don't want to see on you ATM
A cash machine (ATM) displaying a Windows boot manager error
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Mature cheddar cheese and lime pickle might be the best sandwich ever. Discuss.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As @mountainhippo.bsky.social I wholeheartedly approve of this message.
Nick stands in front of a ivy-covered coffee shop sign that reads "Kiss the Hippo" coffee
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🛑 LATEST: What Is Ethnic Cleansing? 👇🏻 Let #BrokenNews explain all in their latest report. Please like and share this message. youtu.be/XFG4IE6XsYQ?...
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What Is Ethnic Cleansing? - #BrokenNews Explains
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Larry and Paul eating and leaving no crumbs, as I believe younger people are wont to remark. youtu.be/CrGpAIBc754
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Goodbye, USA - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Wow. Also - I want
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Thomas Penny @thomaswpenny.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Fred, my oldest friend's son, died last month. He was 12. He was a wonderful boy, with an infectious enthusiasm for food, learning and life. It was a joy to share his journey, and devastating to say goodbye. Please read his obituary, share it and be more Fred. www.theguardian.com/food/2024/de...
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Freddie Braithwaite-Smith obituary
Other lives: Aspiring food critic who visited restaurants across Britain and would happily spend all day preparing a meal
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business".
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Small reasons to be optimistic #23...
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A lovely educational thread that I enjoyed
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I knew cryptobros had led the last investment round at Bluesky. Was not aware of some of the rest of this, nor have I validated it. But forewarned is forearmed, I guess.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This is what I come to social media for. An excellent, informative thread about which I previously knew nothing.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This morning, while eating my porridge*, I learnt that some people work as a "comparative thanatologist"† which is an interesting field but an even cooler job title
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Action watercolour from last night's Royston Town Band rehearsal! Thanks to Virginia Mappledoram
An original watercolour of Nick as he plays his B♭ Tuba. A hand-written label says "Nick hits the high notes in a Merry Christmas Royston 14/11/24"
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Also, today (via Reddit), I found out about this awesome website that lets you park spaceships in real life places at the proper scale. Here is Serenity parked on Parker's Piece in Cambridge for your enjoyment parkmyspaceship.com/E4UwxgdgjgWj...
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Serenity parked at Someplace on Earth - Park My Spaceship
Park real & fictional spaceships, anywhere on Earth. From Star Wars to Star Trek to a very surprised looking sperm whale.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Every now and then while wandering around central London, it's possible to turn a corner and come unexpectedly upon a wazzbaffle, so was delighted to discover one today on the stairs up to Tower Bridge
Picture of a metal sheet shaped as a quarter disc, fixed into the corner between two walls on one pedestrian staircase up to the southern end of Tower Bridge from Shad Thames.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Disappointing 1-1 draw enlivened by a young chap who, in an episode that could have been drawn from the Beano, climbed over the wall of the stadium to watch the game, only to be intercepted by the cops, who then ejected him. Twice.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Waiting for the mighty Stevenage FC to kick off against Reading. Just about cold enough to justify a half-time Bovril.
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Half-term in the South Hams. Glorious day at Wembury Beach
A view across Wembury Bay to Wembury Beach, Blackstone Rocks and, on a headland above the beach, St Werburgh's Church
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
See also autism, takiwātanga, "in my own time and space" and disabled, tangata whaikaha, "people determined to do well"
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I love threads like this one.
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Made my annual pilgrimage to Heathrow Terminal 5's secret bricked-up underground portal to another dimension
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Nick Telford-Reed @mountainhippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Awesome
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