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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND

@motorcyclebf.bsky.social
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writer, illustrator, rabble rouser Currently writing DON'T GO GENTLY, the wildest Robin Hood retelling you've ever read. linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend SAMHAYES.ART [ every single thing I write or make I do without the aid of generative AI. ]

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nine rotating POVs. It's a Robin Hood retelling, so. *gestures manically at the Merry Men* Robin's chapters are 1st person and the rest are 3rd. He's not an UNreliable narrator, but he ain't exactly reliable, either. All characters further the plot, but sometimes the plot needs a diff voice!
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*laughs in currently writing a Robin Hood retelling so everything I make is green* ➸ If you see this, post your green art!
A digital illustration that reads like a watercolor painting. 
A redheaded young man is sitting in a tree, looking down playfully at a  large, muscular man with black hair, who is looking back with adoration on his face. Robin Hood and Little John are wearing contemporary clothing.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes I see snippets of prose from books on bestseller lists and burst out laughing. Like my God, we are struggling out here, huh? (I am once again asking you to hold my beer.)
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY is a Robin Hood retelling with no gods, no masters! Set in WI in the near future during societal and technological collapse, DGG is a serialized novel project that take the beloved folk hero and brings him into the tumultuous 21st century. #robinhood #artsky #writesky #illustration
A flyer for a Robin Hood retelling called DON'T GO GENTLY. Flyer is primarily green, with pops of yellow and red. It features a young man (Robin Hood) with red hair and freckles, wearing a Packer's hat, wielding a compound bow. He has a pistol strapped to his thigh and a smile on his face.
Top of the flyer reads: WARNING! DEI NIGHTMARE! LGBT MAFIA! ANTIFA PROPAGANDA!

The bottom reads SHERIFF GOT YA DOWN? Read DON'T GO GENTLY! 
A list of genres follows: post-apocalyptic, dystopian, adventure, drama, romance, sci-fi, cli-fi, solarpunk

Linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY is an American Robin Hood retelling set in Wisconsin during societal and technological collapse, and I'm posting it serially every month starting THIS SEPTEMBER! FREE! (The Governor is King Richard the Lionhearted.) linktr.ee/motorycycleboyfriend #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters
Ted Carlisle was angling for Governor of Wisconsin running a campaign centered around ‘traditional American values.’ This was vague by design, to cast a wide net, to thread an impossible needle. He was a Trojan horse of a Democratic candidate; he’d taken great pains in his years as a senator to appear much more conservative than he actually was, than he actually planned on being once in office. He was a wolf in sheep’s clothing—or, maybe it was the other way around, considering the political landscape of 2034. Ted was a dirty Democratic Socialist masquerading as a barely-left-of-center establishment Democrat, as a the kind of politician whose votes were for sale. He was behind enemy lines.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY is a Robin Hood retelling with no gods, no masters! Set in WI in the near future during societal and technological collapse, DGG is a serialized novel project that take the beloved folk hero and brings him into the tumultuous 21st century. #robinhood #artsky #writesky #illustration
A flyer for a Robin Hood retelling called DON'T GO GENTLY. Flyer is primarily green, with pops of yellow and red. It features a young man (Robin Hood) with red hair and freckles, wearing a Packer's hat, wielding a compound bow. He has a pistol strapped to his thigh and a smile on his face.
Top of the flyer reads: WARNING! DEI NIGHTMARE! LGBT MAFIA! ANTIFA PROPAGANDA!

The bottom reads SHERIFF GOT YA DOWN? Read DON'T GO GENTLY! 
A list of genres follows: post-apocalyptic, dystopian, adventure, drama, romance, sci-fi, cli-fi, solarpunk

Linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
From Vol. II of DON'T GO GENTLY, a near-future, post-apocalyptic Robin Hood retelling set in Wisconsin's Driftless region. It's as insane and as fun as it sounds. Little John and Robin Hood are endgame. ;) linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend for details. #queerwriters #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters
“I wanna throw up,” was the first thing Jules told Ted when she finally got to speak to him, hours later. “They’re killing people, Ted. They’re shooting ‘em in the head like rabid dogs and burying them and they’re hiding it from the rest of us.”
There was no field hospital. Innocent people were being taken to Effigy Mound Quarry to be executed, their bodies buried in the sand. Their only crime was being sick.
Ted’s face drained of color as the words tumbled out of Jules mouth in a confused rush. She didn’t have any other details; Brinley and his men had moved onto other subjects after that, something about taxes and tithes, and she’d stopped paying attention because she couldn’t believe what she’d just heard. She had to wait two more hours for them to leave, and when they did, she hightailed it to the Carlisle’s quarters. There she sat at their dining table, alone and panicking, until Ted finally arrived home around sunset.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
WHO WANTS A FUCKING STICKER
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cathy🐹 @diastrons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How I’m moving on here
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I updated my website with a chapter from DON'T GO GENTLY, my insane Robin Hood retelling set in the very near future in lower Wisconsin! www.samhayes.art/dgg-sample-1 #writing #indiefiction #indieauthor #freetoread #robinhood #robinhoodretelling #lgbtfiction
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 08/08/2026
NOW
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm the guy off-screen yelling "NO"
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm going to start posting chapters of my Robin Hood retelling on Patreon and Substack starting in September. DON'T GO GENTLY is a genre-bending retelling set in the Driftless region of Wisconsin during societal and technological collapse. Details here! linktr.ee/motorcyclebo... #WeeknightWriters
Large and bright red Gothic lettering reads DON'T GO GENTLY beside an illustration of an angry-looking young man wearing a hood. His hair is the same color as the title. A subtitle set to his right reads AN AMERICAN ROBIN HOOD STORY. The illustration and text is set on a black background.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I updated my website with a chapter from DON'T GO GENTLY, my insane Robin Hood retelling set in the very near future in lower Wisconsin! www.samhayes.art/dgg-sample-1 #writing #indiefiction #indieauthor #freetoread #robinhood #robinhoodretelling #lgbtfiction
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ROBIN HOOD BUT MAKE IT MODERN, GAY, AND SET IN WISCONSIN #robinhood #gayromance #indieauthor #robinhoodretelling #robinhoodxlittlejohn #lgbtbooks #ocart #artsky #ocsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
what if we were robin hood and little john and we got caught in the rain WHAT THEN #robinhood #dontgogently #artwip #wipsky #artsky
An early stage sketch page of Robin Hood and Little John staring longingly at each other while holding up a poncho to keep the rain off
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've posted an early chapter preview of my modern Robin Hood retelling, DON'T GO GENTLY, on my Patreon. Alanna is Alan-a-Dale, and instead of a bard, she is a fanfic-writing fujoshi (and I adore her). www.patreon.com/motorcyclebo... #robinhood #fujoshi #indiewriter #lgbtauthor
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Siobhan and Alanna wiped their boots on the salt-crusted industrial floor mats in the entrance of the residence hall and made their way to the front desk. In any other time, the building would have been alive and bustling at this hour. But it wasn’t any other time, it was the year of the storms, which meant it was the year UW-Madison’s student enrollment was at a historic low. With the civil unrest, the clamp-down on international and out-of-state students, the general brain-drain caused by two decades of anti-intellectualism enshrined into federal law, and of course the meningitis-like endemic in the south and in the west, it was not surprising. Finding a job, avoiding illness, and not getting disappeared by the HDA was a little more pressing than getting a degree.
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Came across these past wise words from my friend @mskellymhayes.bsky.social today:
They don't want you to understand that history matters. They don't want you to understand that political education and training matter. They want you to think you are going it alone, trying to invent the wheel in the streets. They want you to lack the tools you need to win. You are part of a larger lineage of resistance. That does not diminish you. It makes you even more powerful.
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Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Goblin Hill Posting: I truly wish for Goblin Hill to take on the mood of these bucolic but somewhat sinister-looking photographs of Taliesin from the Nelson Archives depicting the house as it was in the 1930s.
Photograph of Taliesin III by Frank Lloyd Wright as it appeared in the 1930s. Photograph of Taliesin III by Frank Lloyd Wright as it appeared in the 1930s. Photograph of Taliesin III by Frank Lloyd Wright as it appeared in the 1930s.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haven't checked in with #queerwriters in awhile--been BUSY. Huge news--I sent out Vol. I of DON'T GO GENTLY (in draft 2 form) to a dozen beta readers on Thurs, and I'm already getting wonderful excitement from them in return. DGG is a modern Robin Hood retelling: linktr.ee/motorcyclebo...
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ROBIN HOOD BUT MAKE IT MODERN, GAY, AND SET IN WISCONSIN #robinhood #gayromance #indieauthor #robinhoodretelling #robinhoodxlittlejohn #lgbtbooks #ocart #artsky #ocsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Love seeing this ghoul ratio'd to hell and back
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just think he's neat #indieauthor #writeSky #artSky #illustration #protestart #robinhood #robinhoodretelling
A title placard for DON'T GO GENTLY, an American Robin Hood story. Robin Hood
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just think he's neat #indieauthor #writeSky #artSky #illustration #protestart #robinhood #robinhoodretelling
A title placard for DON'T GO GENTLY, an American Robin Hood story. Robin Hood
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
what if we were robin hood and little john and we got caught in the rain WHAT THEN #robinhood #dontgogently #artwip #wipsky #artsky
An early stage sketch page of Robin Hood and Little John staring longingly at each other while holding up a poncho to keep the rain off
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've posted an early chapter preview of my modern Robin Hood retelling, DON'T GO GENTLY, on my Patreon. Alanna is Alan-a-Dale, and instead of a bard, she is a fanfic-writing fujoshi (and I adore her). www.patreon.com/motorcyclebo... #robinhood #fujoshi #indiewriter #lgbtauthor
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Siobhan and Alanna wiped their boots on the salt-crusted industrial floor mats in the entrance of the residence hall and made their way to the front desk. In any other time, the building would have been alive and bustling at this hour. But it wasn’t any other time, it was the year of the storms, which meant it was the year UW-Madison’s student enrollment was at a historic low. With the civil unrest, the clamp-down on international and out-of-state students, the general brain-drain caused by two decades of anti-intellectualism enshrined into federal law, and of course the meningitis-like endemic in the south and in the west, it was not surprising. Finding a job, avoiding illness, and not getting disappeared by the HDA was a little more pressing than getting a degree.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
thought this was the shitty robin hood movie from the late aughts but its THE NEW ODYSSEY?! girl! those are HOODIES
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Two years apart! (I screamed and cried the whole way, but I FORCED myself to learn how clothes worked in the past year. Still learning!) #ocsky #illustration #lgbtart #digitalart #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have been informed on multiple occasions that my roughs remind people of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and then I have to turn around and inform them that I have seen all three season approximately ten thousand times #artsky #artwip #animationwip
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Mike Drac O’ Lantern 🎃 @digitaldraco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post from bailee yaps on Threads. Post reads: You know who didn't use AI? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is about as sparkly as i get #arttrain #illustration #ocsky #digitalart #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is driving me insane--there were SO FEW OF THEM, and there are so few of them in general! they're just vocal and use social media to make themselves appear big, kind of like how house cats puff up and hiss at a vacuum cleaner
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#ocart #comics #artsky Margaux (Maid Marian) ain't fuckin around, ok
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ROBIN AND MARIAN #ocsky #robinhood #art #illustration #watercolor
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my kiki and bouba are boyfriends
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Two years apart! (I screamed and cried the whole way, but I FORCED myself to learn how clothes worked in the past year. Still learning!) #ocsky #illustration #lgbtart #digitalart #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my kiki and bouba are boyfriends
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The image here borrows its title from Grant's 1868 presidential campaign slogan, "Let us have peace." Here's what Frederick Douglass had to say about that sentiment.
In the language of our greatest soldier, twice honored with the Presidency of the nation, “Let us have peace.” Yes, let us have peace, but let us have liberty, law, and justice first. Let us have the Constitution, with its thirteenth, fourteenth, and fifteenth amendments, fairly interpreted, faithfully executed, and cheerfully obeyed in the fullness of their spirit and the completeness of their letter.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Full spicy post here, but I love the detail so much I'mma let you have it. www.patreon.com/posts/by-fir... #lgbtart #nsfwart #queerart #spice #m/m #ocart
A large, brown, handsome man with a beard and tattoos embraces a fair-skinned, freckled, redheaded man in firelight. 
Text overlaid on the illustration reads: I shouldn't have made him wait so, so long. I shouldn't have hurt him the way I did.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm writing a modern Robin Hood retelling, set in about 10 yrs, in the US, during societal collapse. Robin's personality is based on a man I know irl. He's joyful, funny, and fierce, and cares so much about our world and everything in it. He happens to be my husband, and today is his birthday.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ROBIN AND MARIAN #ocsky #robinhood #art #illustration #watercolor
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm writing a modern Robin Hood retelling, set in about 10 yrs, in the US, during societal collapse. Robin's personality is based on a man I know irl. He's joyful, funny, and fierce, and cares so much about our world and everything in it. He happens to be my husband, and today is his birthday.
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Larry MacDougall @larry-macdougall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mouse Archer in the Weeds - Watercolour. Work continues on the third book in the Gwelf trilogy. More soon. Tally Ho!
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have developed a new classification system for popular music Shrek - Could easily be used in a scene during one of the Shrek films and its many spin-offs Shrek Adjacent - Possibly, but would require work to set it up Shrekless - Would never been in A Shrek It is without fail
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#ocart #comics #artsky Margaux (Maid Marian) ain't fuckin around, ok
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
River (Robin Hood) describes the day he meets Ro (Little John). They (eventually) become lovers. DON'T GO GENTLY is a modern Robin Hood retelling set in the very near future during societal and technological collapse, in the Driftless region of Wisconsin. 120k words and counting. #LGBTQWriteAThon
(How do I describe what I saw, with eyes not yet accustomed to his face? I don’t think there is a person alive I could be less impartial about than Roʻonui.
Maybe it doesn’t matter. Time is only linear because our limited bodies keep us anchored cruelly within it, but I believe it spirals over itself and interweaves, and maybe this is why, when I saw his face for the first time after I had nearly died, before I knew his name, before I knew how the course of my life—and his—had changed by our meeting, I had an overpowering awareness of time and space and my position within them. It was a feeling without proof, without sense. I understood that I would remember that moment for the rest of my life, but I didn’t yet know why.
This is not the only time I have had the sensation. I’ve come to regard it as part intuition, part prophecy. My feet are firmly on the ground but my head has always lived somewhere above, in the stars.)
As I did my best to ignore the feeling of cosmic inevitability, I began to sort all of the things I remembered: Falling, freezing. Wet, slick skin gleaming against a sky like a white sheet of paper. Strong hands helping me out of my soaked clothes. Being carried, far. And then a man murmuring to me ceaselessly as he slid my arm back to its socket, a litany of soothing nonsense spoken in a deep, calm voice, even his hands shook and his whole body was shuddering with cold. 
Such kindness from a stranger, and a stranger that I had threatened, a stranger who had threatened me back.
(He named me Red, and then lover boy. I never earned pet names so fast in my life.)
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