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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND

@motorcyclebf.bsky.social
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writer, illustrator, rabble rouser Currently writing DON'T GO GENTLY, the wildest Robin Hood retelling you've ever read. linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend SAMHAYES.ART [ every single thing I write or make I do without the aid of generative AI. ]

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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm writing an American Robin Hood retelling and I have art WIPs and lore about it! www.patreon.com/motorcyclebo... #robinhood #illustrationart #wipwednesday #artsky #writesky #indiewriter #debutnovel
Forest photo background, blaze orange Gothic font reads 'WIP Wednesday' over three thumbnails of illustrations currently in process; the first is of two men gazing at each other, the second is of a ghostly Robin Hood and a red-headed young man who is, also, Robin Hood, but in a different century, and the last is a tiny snippet of a larger illustration that will be of a young man seated at a table.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*laughs in currently writing a Robin Hood retelling so everything I make is green* ➸ If you see this, post your green art!
A digital illustration that reads like a watercolor painting. 
A redheaded young man is sitting in a tree, looking down playfully at a  large, muscular man with black hair, who is looking back with adoration on his face. Robin Hood and Little John are wearing contemporary clothing.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY is an American Robin Hood retelling set in Wisconsin during societal and technological collapse, and I'm posting it serially every month starting THIS SEPTEMBER! FREE! (The Governor is King Richard the Lionhearted.) linktr.ee/motorycycleboyfriend #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters
Ted Carlisle was angling for Governor of Wisconsin running a campaign centered around ‘traditional American values.’ This was vague by design, to cast a wide net, to thread an impossible needle. He was a Trojan horse of a Democratic candidate; he’d taken great pains in his years as a senator to appear much more conservative than he actually was, than he actually planned on being once in office. He was a wolf in sheep’s clothing—or, maybe it was the other way around, considering the political landscape of 2034. Ted was a dirty Democratic Socialist masquerading as a barely-left-of-center establishment Democrat, as a the kind of politician whose votes were for sale. He was behind enemy lines.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY is a Robin Hood retelling with no gods, no masters! Set in WI in the near future during societal and technological collapse, DGG is a serialized novel project that take the beloved folk hero and brings him into the tumultuous 21st century. #robinhood #artsky #writesky #illustration
A flyer for a Robin Hood retelling called DON'T GO GENTLY. Flyer is primarily green, with pops of yellow and red. It features a young man (Robin Hood) with red hair and freckles, wearing a Packer's hat, wielding a compound bow. He has a pistol strapped to his thigh and a smile on his face.
Top of the flyer reads: WARNING! DEI NIGHTMARE! LGBT MAFIA! ANTIFA PROPAGANDA!

The bottom reads SHERIFF GOT YA DOWN? Read DON'T GO GENTLY! 
A list of genres follows: post-apocalyptic, dystopian, adventure, drama, romance, sci-fi, cli-fi, solarpunk

Linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
From Vol. II of DON'T GO GENTLY, a near-future, post-apocalyptic Robin Hood retelling set in Wisconsin's Driftless region. It's as insane and as fun as it sounds. Little John and Robin Hood are endgame. ;) linktr.ee/motorcycleboyfriend for details. #queerwriters #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters
“I wanna throw up,” was the first thing Jules told Ted when she finally got to speak to him, hours later. “They’re killing people, Ted. They’re shooting ‘em in the head like rabid dogs and burying them and they’re hiding it from the rest of us.”
There was no field hospital. Innocent people were being taken to Effigy Mound Quarry to be executed, their bodies buried in the sand. Their only crime was being sick.
Ted’s face drained of color as the words tumbled out of Jules mouth in a confused rush. She didn’t have any other details; Brinley and his men had moved onto other subjects after that, something about taxes and tithes, and she’d stopped paying attention because she couldn’t believe what she’d just heard. She had to wait two more hours for them to leave, and when they did, she hightailed it to the Carlisle’s quarters. There she sat at their dining table, alone and panicking, until Ted finally arrived home around sunset.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
WHO WANTS A FUCKING STICKER
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm going to start posting chapters of my Robin Hood retelling on Patreon and Substack starting in September. DON'T GO GENTLY is a genre-bending retelling set in the Driftless region of Wisconsin during societal and technological collapse. Details here! linktr.ee/motorcyclebo... #WeeknightWriters
Large and bright red Gothic lettering reads DON'T GO GENTLY beside an illustration of an angry-looking young man wearing a hood. His hair is the same color as the title. A subtitle set to his right reads AN AMERICAN ROBIN HOOD STORY. The illustration and text is set on a black background.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I updated my website with a chapter from DON'T GO GENTLY, my insane Robin Hood retelling set in the very near future in lower Wisconsin! www.samhayes.art/dgg-sample-1 #writing #indiefiction #indieauthor #freetoread #robinhood #robinhoodretelling #lgbtfiction
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haven't checked in with #queerwriters in awhile--been BUSY. Huge news--I sent out Vol. I of DON'T GO GENTLY (in draft 2 form) to a dozen beta readers on Thurs, and I'm already getting wonderful excitement from them in return. DGG is a modern Robin Hood retelling: linktr.ee/motorcyclebo...
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ROBIN HOOD BUT MAKE IT MODERN, GAY, AND SET IN WISCONSIN #robinhood #gayromance #indieauthor #robinhoodretelling #robinhoodxlittlejohn #lgbtbooks #ocart #artsky #ocsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just think he's neat #indieauthor #writeSky #artSky #illustration #protestart #robinhood #robinhoodretelling
A title placard for DON'T GO GENTLY, an American Robin Hood story. Robin Hood
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
what if we were robin hood and little john and we got caught in the rain WHAT THEN #robinhood #dontgogently #artwip #wipsky #artsky
An early stage sketch page of Robin Hood and Little John staring longingly at each other while holding up a poncho to keep the rain off
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've posted an early chapter preview of my modern Robin Hood retelling, DON'T GO GENTLY, on my Patreon. Alanna is Alan-a-Dale, and instead of a bard, she is a fanfic-writing fujoshi (and I adore her). www.patreon.com/motorcyclebo... #robinhood #fujoshi #indiewriter #lgbtauthor
Bold white text on black backgrond:
Siobhan and Alanna wiped their boots on the salt-crusted industrial floor mats in the entrance of the residence hall and made their way to the front desk. In any other time, the building would have been alive and bustling at this hour. But it wasn’t any other time, it was the year of the storms, which meant it was the year UW-Madison’s student enrollment was at a historic low. With the civil unrest, the clamp-down on international and out-of-state students, the general brain-drain caused by two decades of anti-intellectualism enshrined into federal law, and of course the meningitis-like endemic in the south and in the west, it was not surprising. Finding a job, avoiding illness, and not getting disappeared by the HDA was a little more pressing than getting a degree.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have been informed on multiple occasions that my roughs remind people of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and then I have to turn around and inform them that I have seen all three season approximately ten thousand times #artsky #artwip #animationwip
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is about as sparkly as i get #arttrain #illustration #ocsky #digitalart #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Two years apart! (I screamed and cried the whole way, but I FORCED myself to learn how clothes worked in the past year. Still learning!) #ocsky #illustration #lgbtart #digitalart #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my kiki and bouba are boyfriends
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ROBIN AND MARIAN #ocsky #robinhood #art #illustration #watercolor
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm writing a modern Robin Hood retelling, set in about 10 yrs, in the US, during societal collapse. Robin's personality is based on a man I know irl. He's joyful, funny, and fierce, and cares so much about our world and everything in it. He happens to be my husband, and today is his birthday.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#ocart #comics #artsky Margaux (Maid Marian) ain't fuckin around, ok
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
River (Robin Hood) describes the day he meets Ro (Little John). They (eventually) become lovers. DON'T GO GENTLY is a modern Robin Hood retelling set in the very near future during societal and technological collapse, in the Driftless region of Wisconsin. 120k words and counting. #LGBTQWriteAThon
(How do I describe what I saw, with eyes not yet accustomed to his face? I don’t think there is a person alive I could be less impartial about than Roʻonui.
Maybe it doesn’t matter. Time is only linear because our limited bodies keep us anchored cruelly within it, but I believe it spirals over itself and interweaves, and maybe this is why, when I saw his face for the first time after I had nearly died, before I knew his name, before I knew how the course of my life—and his—had changed by our meeting, I had an overpowering awareness of time and space and my position within them. It was a feeling without proof, without sense. I understood that I would remember that moment for the rest of my life, but I didn’t yet know why.
This is not the only time I have had the sensation. I’ve come to regard it as part intuition, part prophecy. My feet are firmly on the ground but my head has always lived somewhere above, in the stars.)
As I did my best to ignore the feeling of cosmic inevitability, I began to sort all of the things I remembered: Falling, freezing. Wet, slick skin gleaming against a sky like a white sheet of paper. Strong hands helping me out of my soaked clothes. Being carried, far. And then a man murmuring to me ceaselessly as he slid my arm back to its socket, a litany of soothing nonsense spoken in a deep, calm voice, even his hands shook and his whole body was shuddering with cold. 
Such kindness from a stranger, and a stranger that I had threatened, a stranger who had threatened me back.
(He named me Red, and then lover boy. I never earned pet names so fast in my life.)
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Full spicy post here, but I love the detail so much I'mma let you have it. www.patreon.com/posts/by-fir... #lgbtart #nsfwart #queerart #spice #m/m #ocart
A large, brown, handsome man with a beard and tattoos embraces a fair-skinned, freckled, redheaded man in firelight. 
Text overlaid on the illustration reads: I shouldn't have made him wait so, so long. I shouldn't have hurt him the way I did.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i love pencil brushes
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ouggghhhh #gayart #comics #artsky #ocart
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i wish i didn't know either, dabblewriter dictionary
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE? DON'T YOU WANT TO GO APE SHIT?? #robinhood #robinhoodretelling #DONTGOGENTLY #indiewriters #amwriting #writesky #resistance
“My God, we used to dump tea into the bay! We used to drag politicians out of their cottages and tar and feather them for selling us out! We did that here! On American soil! But we let them brainwash us into thinking that having a fucking picnic on the lawn of the National Mall is all that’s necessary to make them shake in their boots—and while we were out there with our stupid fucking signs and our chanting and our RESIST pins, they were laughing at us! They laughed at us because we were stupid enough to buy their mass-produced t-shirts with RBG’s face on them and pump out TV shows about space revolutions while we paid for their streaming services! We let them sedate us so they could pull our teeth out one by one, de-claw us, and trap us in cages!”
I am shouting. My voice is echoing down the ravine. I do not care. Everyone is staring at me, wide-eyed and open-mouthed. I do not care. I do not care.
“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone to throw a fucking brick and that was the night I saw someone do it! Except it was a tear gas canister and he nailed one of those bastards in the fucking face! And that motherfucker got what he deserved! He deserved to feel it! He deserved to feel what he did to us! I do not feel sorry, I do not feel bad, and yanno what? I do want them dead! I won’t let you fuckers tell me I’m not allowed to fight back anymore!”
I am also crying. My voice is breaking up and shaking and ragged.
“That was the last thing I saw before the lights went out! I watched Roʻonui do what the rest of us were too scared to do! I watched him do what I was told all my life I could not do!”
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
we are gettin spizy #nsfwart #gay www.patreon.com/posts/up-n-a...
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
this was for a stupid animatic but its so cute on its own! #ocart #illustration #lgbtartist #artsky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
DON'T GO GENTLY asks important questions, like: What if Robin Hood had a thick Wisconsin accent? What if the Sheriff of Nottingham had a thin blue line Punisher sticker on his truck? What if Little John played for the Chicago Wolves? What if Maid Marian was a horse girl? #WIP #chaospit #writeSky
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I love sharing on Line Share Day! #queerwriters #amwriting #writeSky Margaux (Maid Marian) meets River (Robin Hood) after a college drag show. (From DON'T GO GENTLY, a retelling of Robin Hood set in a near-future US during societal collapse.)
The lacrosse boys burst out of the front of the building and congregated on the steps, a tumult of masculine energy. Hedy waved her brother over, and he extricated himself from the fray. He was nearly unrecognizable now that he was out of the make up and gown, instead sporting a denim trucker coat with a shearling collar, jeans and tan work boots. His hair was shoulder length, wavy-curly, all the colors of a raging bonfire. He took the concrete steps two at a time, hands shoved in his pockets, and bounded up to them with a huge grin on his face. 
And he was every bit as handsome as Margaux had suspected. Oh, dear.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#queerwriters River (Robin Hood) and Margaux (Maid Marian) meet at a drag show in which River is dressed as Chappell Roan. They're freshman at UW-Madison. (One of my biggest pet peeves is how contemporary RH retellings leave out how much Robin loves to dress up. And half the time it's in drag.)
“Oh yeah? You a dancer or an actress or something?”
“No, I do pageants. I mean, I did pageants before. In high school.” She looked at him, eager to see his reaction. Right on cue, he turned, his eyebrows traveling up his forehead. She felt warmth uncurl in her stomach.
“Are you fucking with me?” he asked with a laugh.
“What, you don’t think I’m pretty enough?” she teased.
“No, no, you’re gorgeous, it’s just—it’s crazy you met me on the night I was dressed like, yanno,” he said, his words coming in quick blurts. He seemed to realize he’d just admitted he found her gorgeous, and he became flustered. She reveled in it.
“I know, I was kidding,” she told him, leaning against his shoulder for a moment. He was really watching her now, naked interest on his face. She knew that look. She had her hooks in him. Easy prey.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
TFW you live through societal collapse AND a total grid collapse in the same night
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
river + ro'onui #ocSky | #mmromance | #queerart
A tall, handsome man adjusts his tie. There is a cigarette dangling from his mouth and he is looking through the corner of his eye at his boyfriend, who is hugging him from behind. They're both wearing suits. Are they attending a wedding? Getting married? It's hard to say.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#queerwriters Sunday - SHADOW From DON'T GO GENTLY, a Robin Hood retelling set in the US during societal collapse, near future. #lgbtqwriters #writesky #amwriting #robinhood #resist
The rich are all corpses and they are eating us alive. They are eating us alive, they are eating us, they buy us and sell us and keep us pinned to the ground with their taxes and rents and medical debts and price gougings and their imaginary hands that move their imaginary markets and the pulsating, electric firelight casts a shadow on the wall of the living room, there are shadows on the walls of all our living rooms, the rich are shadowy corpses haunting our living rooms, putting on a puppet show to distract you while they suck up every last drop of your life.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
sometimes i zoom in 100% and go oh sheeeeeit #artsky #illustration #ocart
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"If you decide to strike that match, the fire could spread from sea to shining sea, so be sure that’s what you really want. Fire is fair to a fault." From DON'T GO GENTLY, a Robin Hood retelling using current US events as the backdrop. #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters #eattherich
You grow tired of seeing ‘…and then they came for me’ pasted into forum comments and Facebook statuses. You roll your eyes each time a leopard eating a face is brought up. The constant refrain of BURN IT DOWN whittles away at your sanity—burn what down? The White House? The National Mall? The homes of politicians wherein their families reside? 
(The Republican senator’s twenty-something son is a virulent racist and makes posts online about sending the queers to a deserted island and then bombing it, so let’s make sure the plastic fibers in his clothes melt and adhere to his skin when his room finally goes up in flames. His kid sister, age twelve, whose bedroom is next to his, is collateral damage.)
Listen, though, listen.
If you decide to strike that match, the fire could spread from sea to shining sea, so be sure that’s what you really want. Fire is fair to a fault.
It could burn down the little white cottages with their white picket fences under cloudy dogwood trees in full bloom. It might burn down the public schools, kindergarten classrooms that smell like fresh crayons and old floor wax and construction paper, all warmed by the sun. Then it could go on to burn down the park next to your best friend’s house down on Cherry Ave, the park where you you’d meet up after curfew and stargaze for hours on top of the jungle gym, where you imagined a future that wasn’t going up in a cloud of smoke, where you promised you’d be friends forever, a golden childhood whose weight-bearing structures were built by people whom you’d never met, people who wanted to make certain their children and their children’s children could grow up happy and safe, people who did not yet realize their work was going to be stolen by people far richer and more powerful and there was nothing they could do to stop them anymore.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
anyway www.patreon.com/posts/rivro-... #gayart #artsky #lgbtartist
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#queerwriters line share day Alanna is thinking back to the night she and her friends got hit with a flash grenade by Feds. #dgg #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters #writesky #amwriting #resistance
The memory of the room and the meeting would crystallize in perfect clarity within Alanna’s memory, like the clear resin necklace she had given her mother that past Christmas; a pendant that held a tiny violet suspended in time.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#queerwriters Check in day-- Wrote somewhere in the ballpark of 4k words this week. The passage below may sound like it's about current events, and it is, but it is also part of the Robin Hood retelling I'm writing out of pure spite. #resistance #writesky #amwriting
Their planet was on fire, their future was gone, and their government had finally taken off its mask and gone full totalitarian, and other countries had been following suit. And why? Because the folks at the top thought God spoke to them and gave them permission to set fire to the world so that they, His Chosen People, could build it back up to their liking. That, or they were born with enough money that they, themselves, figured they were God.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Maybe the biggest pebble in my lifelong shoe is that nobody making mainstream media seems to fucking understand Robin Hood. I'm writing DON'T GO GENTLY because if you want something done right, you gotta do it your damn self. #robinhood #writeSky #amwriting
A rough watercolor sketch of a young man with red hair and freckles, wearing camo clothing. He is drawing back a modern recurve bow and he is also making direct eye contact with you while he smiles. He is also very pretty.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#QueerWriters check-in: I got lost in the sauce this week (what else is new). > wrote 4k words for DON’T GO GENTLY > made a social media posting schedule > started multiple illustrations for DGG and finished one (to be posted Monday!) #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #amwriting
A landscape-oriented series of screenshots of digital sketches and a single slice of a finished illustration. The finished illustration is an extreme close-up of a young man with red hair and freckles looking off to his right. The WIP sketches mostly feature this man again, but with his boyfriend, a large and  handsome man.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I just think Robin Hood would wear a ghillie viper hood
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
WE ARE COOKIN #writeSky #ocsky #art
a preliminary sketch for an illustration of a handsome young man in a hooded cape aiming a compound bow. robin hood vibes
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I'M UNGOVERNABLE!
a blurry screenshot of a caption Sam is making for instagram that will definitely get him shadowbanned. it reads: "The mishandling of Robin Hood and his Merry Men in the late 20th and 21st century is something I find deeply disturbing. I could write an entire doctoral thesis about the subtle shift in his narrative driven by the people bankrolling the movies, TV, and books written about him in the past forty-odd years. Seems like Hollywood got the directive from their puppetmasters to make us think twice about a hero that is truly, completely FOR US. 
DON'T GO GENTLY is my middle finger to the establishment and the billionaires and the oligarchs that want us scared and disenfranchised. 
ROBIN HOOD IS A HERO, FULL STOP, I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS, YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND. FREE LUIGI"
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When I need a break from writing my first draft I do something relaxing, like draw my characters. Surely this won't lead to burn out or anything #writesky #art #DONTGOGENTLY
An sketch of a young man with an intense stare. A caption reads, "He had a way of staring that made one feel cleaved asunder."
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
An interlude from DON'T GO GENTLY, a Robin Hood retelling set in Wisconsin in the near-future during societal collapse. #writesky #QueerWriters
An inventor dreamed up the trolley car and the tracks it glides upon, an artist designed the interior with its leather benches and brass hand rails, a woodworker built the seats and an artisan sewed and stuffed their cushions, engineer made sure the electric mechanisms were hooked up properly to the wires above and helped design the strange, hollow wheels that hug the steel inlaid in the pavement, the pavement was mixed and poured by sweating day laborers, the road was plotted and named by city planners. A thousand of our hands have touched the trolley and its tracks. And all of those brilliant, strong, industrious hands had their work stolen from them by the ruling class, the billionaires, the bosses. They took our finished work and then tied us to the tracks and shed a single crocodile tear as they gripped the handle of the switching lever. The needs of the profits outweighs the needs of the few, you understand? Don’t think about how we all had a hand in our own demise! Don’t ask who decided to stick us in this idiotic moral hypothetical in the first place! Think of the money!
But the rich, the powerful, the politicians, the global elite, whatever you want to call them—they are down here with us, no matter how much they money they spend. Their high-tech bunkers will not save them. Their private militias will not protect them. Their space shuttles will not make it to Mars. We are shoulder to shoulder, backs against the steel, ropes biting into our bodies, necks craned, staring down the twin lamps of the trolley car careening forward at breakneck speed. Their bodies will get torn apart the same as ours. All blood will pool as one, in the end, and soak into the Earth, back where it began.
There is nobody at the lever. We’re all going down together in this ingenious trap we constructed, a trap we built with our brilliant, strong, industrious hands.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"Second Thoughts" Made some #vintagestory fanart for #TrueRefDT008 monthly contest. Loved that this month's ref was appropriately themed for #swordtember And YES, I'm still shoving my characters into anything and everything and nobody can stop me! #artsky #fanart #ocsky
A conflicted-looking guard sits on a crate as he leans on the cross-guard of his massive claymore. He is wearing dark leather and chainmail, without a helmet. Brass details glimmer on his belt and sword.
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A VERY cool anthropomorphic grey wolf wearing a leather vest is riding a sick ass motorcycle through an apocalyptic wasteland into a cloudy sunset. There is white text superimposed over the middle of this immaculate oil painting that reads "Monster energy? That's just average ordinary Energy to a monster Like myself..."
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
lookit how beautiful my babymans is
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MOTORCYCLE BOYFRIEND @motorcyclebf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I finished another short fan comic about #vintagestory because it's the only thing keeping me sane right now. The comic itself took damn near the entire summer because I've been frozen in panic and exhausted from FT work so please fucking read it, it's free to download! motorcycleboyfriend.itch.io
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