Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I’d been to a filming of countdown and afterwards driving out of media city, Salford, stopped at traffic lights. There was a knock on my window and explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes (dictionary corner guest) asked me for directions to the motorway, he was lost. 050
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024If I was at a thanksgiving meal I’d be all ’Well, this looks like a very nice traditional roast dinn WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ROAST POTATOES? MASH. MASH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?’ 230
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Tonight I venture, once again, into Television’s Bradford for curried meats. 000
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The little paper bowls you can put in your air fryer to reduce clean up are one of humankind’s greatest inventions. You could get a silicone one and reduce waste. You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well. 180
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Cut myself with the lid of a can of dog food. A Rod Stewart cut. A gusher. Tell Quincy MD that’s what happened if I don’t make it. ‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’ 020
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Got sucked into Black Friday sales with my purchases of 6 months worth of antihistamines for a fiver and some new rubber feet for my Kitchenaid. Pump the brakes, I’m out of control. 1191
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Keith wanted me to get out of the way of the telly so he could watch the Dallas Cowboys pre-game analysis. 090
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Hope you’re back to full happiness very soon! 000
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023I know right! I wondered if anyone else had been saying the same thing. 010
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023There’s a touch of Aladdin about that outfit. 110
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023I’ve been saying Charlie Bingham for years. It’s Bigham. I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’ 130
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison feels like there’s an Oceans 11 escape plan in progress. 120
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023@kathyburke.bsky.social Welcome! Nice to see you here. 000
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023How old am I? Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’. 020
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023I don’t know if you pronounce it giff or jiff. 010
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Sky broadband appears to be down across the uk. You’ll be getting a bbc breaking news alert telling you on Thursday. 020
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Followed 50 people already I see. You’ll get around to me eventually I imagine. 100
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Been close to losing my temper all day with work stuff that doesn’t matter. Had to have a word with myself. 220
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Just saw a couple, early 70’s, walking down the street, holding hands and giggling. He did a fake trip over stumble and she laughed so hard. Made me smile and also want to cry all at once. It was sweet. Lucky fuckers. 040
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 14/07/2023Just had a couple of Welsh cakes with butter. Shove your scones up your arse cornwall. 100
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 12/07/2023I’m giving a new brand of butter mint a go. So that’s proven all the women that have said I lack spontaneity wrong. 000
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Reposted by Mostly GrumpyBatsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Crushing news 3143
Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 06/07/2023It is like the old days. Lovely stuff. Hope you’re well. 000