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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I’d been to a filming of countdown and afterwards driving out of media city, Salford, stopped at traffic lights. There was a knock on my window and explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes (dictionary corner guest) asked me for directions to the motorway, he was lost.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

If I was at a thanksgiving meal I’d be all ’Well, this looks like a very nice traditional roast dinn WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ROAST POTATOES? MASH. MASH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?’

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Tonight I venture, once again, into Television’s Bradford for curried meats.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The little paper bowls you can put in your air fryer to reduce clean up are one of humankind’s greatest inventions. You could get a silicone one and reduce waste. You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Cut myself with the lid of a can of dog food. A Rod Stewart cut. A gusher. Tell Quincy MD that’s what happened if I don’t make it. ‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Got sucked into Black Friday sales with my purchases of 6 months worth of antihistamines for a fiver and some new rubber feet for my Kitchenaid. Pump the brakes, I’m out of control.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Keith wanted me to get out of the way of the telly so he could watch the Dallas Cowboys pre-game analysis.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

I’ve been saying Charlie Bingham for years. It’s Bigham. I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison feels like there’s an Oceans 11 escape plan in progress.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

How old am I? Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

I don’t know if you pronounce it giff or jiff.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Sky broadband appears to be down across the uk. You’ll be getting a bbc breaking news alert telling you on Thursday.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Been close to losing my temper all day with work stuff that doesn’t matter. Had to have a word with myself.

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Mostly Grumpy @mostlygrumpy.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

Just saw a couple, early 70’s, walking down the street, holding hands and giggling. He did a fake trip over stumble and she laughed so hard. Made me smile and also want to cry all at once. It was sweet. Lucky fuckers.

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