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They’re really tryna make me like the pope but I am very stubborn. While I also hate AI very much me and the Catholic Church are still very much on sight.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Are you insinuating that there may be an issue with my twelve year old, cheap Costco toaster, purchased after my divorce? 🤣

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like it to be known that this toaster was set to barely above 1

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Am I also old and cringe? sure, sure, i'm sure. But this generational work culture divide makes me feel far and distant from my slightly older sibling. I know the kids don't think I'm cool either.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

STG these meetings with the emodiment of every Gen X in the workplace meme takes 20 years off me. My 45 year old ass rocking up 2 minutes late with my iced coffee, white-knuckling my way through dad jokes and "I'll be out of pocket" then hanging up the zoom to groan "god, they're so fucking cringe."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, fucking up my lunch: "That's not your stroke, I burned my toast" A, hours later: "That's not your stroke, I burned my toast." Me: "The toaster is choosing violence today. If you used whatever setting was on there, that was a burning setting." A: "No, it's on me, I burned it in the oven."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I recently encountered "kerb" and I haven't recovered yet.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LinkedIn feels like a necessary evil that you cannot ignore entirely if you are looking for a job, but OH MAN would Nietzche have some stuff to say about voids.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’ve already had to do a colonoscopy for bad guts reasons and it was pretty awful. I think I went back in time and shit out stuff for my ancestors. And I’m due to do it again this year. I’m ready to sell my soul to get a cologard box instead.

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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Also, excuse me, from the cot / caught merger? What are these answers?

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Unsurprisingly deeply west coast results.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Same, but everywhere but NorCal.

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Ajhax @ajhax.info · 03/09/2026

If companies want to replace people with AI, they should start with the executives, most of whom are already offloading all their decisions to it anyway. Huge cost savings by eliminating those exec salaries right away.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My coworkers yuking it up about an AI generated Harry Potter dumb joke image is MY PERSONAL HELL

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The particular kind of millennial exhaustion when both the olds and the youths are bad at technology.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A: Two more hours. I am out of fucks. Me: I didn't start with any fucks today

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The house isn't the only thing that's open

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm so fucking burned out, dude. I had to review a document in a professional context and they did something pretty evidently weird, so instead of trying harder I just highlighted the section and added the comment "weird". I provided detailed and constructive feedback elsewhere.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He could go visit the black hole in person.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Also, re: past rodeo attendance, there's a reason why I..."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was the second person to join a meeting so I had to small talk. So I made it weirder. 1: "Howdy" Me: "Greetings" 1: "Greetings, Earthling" Me: (alien voice) "Take me to your leader." *Pause* "Actually don't. I have seen your news."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Having a slam the mute button and scream kinda day

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Shoutout to my implicit bias brain which fucking hates AI as much as my conscious brain because the revulsive “ew AI” reaction o have is waaaaaaay to fast for any conscious analysis to have happened, it’s just my hind brain going “fuck that.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The Tasmanian Devil has three hands

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Accidentally clicked on the report spam button instead of delete on an email, a legitimate one from within the org, and it asked me if I wanted to Mute the sender instead. DO NOT FUCKIN TEMPT ME

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Discussing garlic for a recipe. A: how much M: it says 4 cloves, but measure with your heart A: your heart or my heart? M: whichever is bigger Later: A: we are halving the recipe so I did 5 cloves M: my heart is an entire bulb of garlic

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“I am a pessimistic realist, so.” he says after making a jaded statement. “That’s some shit a pessimist says.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

His answers about the book are vague and inscrutable but he does seem to be intent on finishing reading it today.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The other day he told me they were “Going after the son.” When I blanked stared, he said “of the big bad. Venture.” And I walked away.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I have neither the memory or the poker face to keep asking my partner questions about where he is in the first Mistborn book. Also he’s bad at describing. “They killed the brother of the main dude, and now they’re in a hidey hole.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’ve had to do the same free training created by the state of Illinois of some tired lady just reading the content for six years, just lemme sign.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Boss makes a dollar and I lose my mind, that's why I edit my fic on AI lunchtime.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This week I updated my HR fanfic tracking spreadsheet and cleaned out my ao3 notifications during said lunch and learn. Praxis.

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