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They’re really tryna make me like the pope but I am very stubborn. While I also hate AI very much me and the Catholic Church are still very much on sight.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like it to be known that this toaster was set to barely above 1

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

STG these meetings with the emodiment of every Gen X in the workplace meme takes 20 years off me. My 45 year old ass rocking up 2 minutes late with my iced coffee, white-knuckling my way through dad jokes and "I'll be out of pocket" then hanging up the zoom to groan "god, they're so fucking cringe."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, fucking up my lunch: "That's not your stroke, I burned my toast" A, hours later: "That's not your stroke, I burned my toast." Me: "The toaster is choosing violence today. If you used whatever setting was on there, that was a burning setting." A: "No, it's on me, I burned it in the oven."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LinkedIn feels like a necessary evil that you cannot ignore entirely if you are looking for a job, but OH MAN would Nietzche have some stuff to say about voids.

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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Unsurprisingly deeply west coast results.

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Ajhax @ajhax.info · 03/09/2026

If companies want to replace people with AI, they should start with the executives, most of whom are already offloading all their decisions to it anyway. Huge cost savings by eliminating those exec salaries right away.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My coworkers yuking it up about an AI generated Harry Potter dumb joke image is MY PERSONAL HELL

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The particular kind of millennial exhaustion when both the olds and the youths are bad at technology.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A: Two more hours. I am out of fucks. Me: I didn't start with any fucks today

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm so fucking burned out, dude. I had to review a document in a professional context and they did something pretty evidently weird, so instead of trying harder I just highlighted the section and added the comment "weird". I provided detailed and constructive feedback elsewhere.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Also, re: past rodeo attendance, there's a reason why I..."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was the second person to join a meeting so I had to small talk. So I made it weirder. 1: "Howdy" Me: "Greetings" 1: "Greetings, Earthling" Me: (alien voice) "Take me to your leader." *Pause* "Actually don't. I have seen your news."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Having a slam the mute button and scream kinda day

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Shoutout to my implicit bias brain which fucking hates AI as much as my conscious brain because the revulsive “ew AI” reaction o have is waaaaaaay to fast for any conscious analysis to have happened, it’s just my hind brain going “fuck that.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Accidentally clicked on the report spam button instead of delete on an email, a legitimate one from within the org, and it asked me if I wanted to Mute the sender instead. DO NOT FUCKIN TEMPT ME

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Discussing garlic for a recipe. A: how much M: it says 4 cloves, but measure with your heart A: your heart or my heart? M: whichever is bigger Later: A: we are halving the recipe so I did 5 cloves M: my heart is an entire bulb of garlic

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“I am a pessimistic realist, so.” he says after making a jaded statement. “That’s some shit a pessimist says.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

His answers about the book are vague and inscrutable but he does seem to be intent on finishing reading it today.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I have neither the memory or the poker face to keep asking my partner questions about where he is in the first Mistborn book. Also he’s bad at describing. “They killed the brother of the main dude, and now they’re in a hidey hole.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Coworker and I caught strays for not going to the AI lunch and learns, despite attending every one. So I literally quotes from Star Shipped. (“true, reading gay fanfic on company time is praxis”) If anyone is wondering how few fucks left I have to give on main.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Can’t even go touch grass because the air is gross.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

UGH the bullshit factory is really popping out the HOT STEAMING HITS today fuuuuuuck me I need health insurance I need health insurance I need health insurance FUCK THIS CAPITALIST HELLHOLE

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Referring to a set of instructions for an LLM as a "skill" is some black marketing bullshit, because then you have people running around talking about "agents having a skill" and we all start acting like that's a common parlance "skill" of intelligence and analysis, but it's FUCKING NOT.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I have improved team morale today, I just don't think the powers that be would appreciate... how.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Mmm maybe the brain is lying to me a bit lately.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I will read millions of words of fanfiction but I fucking canNOT with the constant stream of 15-20 page AI slop output that keeps getting posted in slack at work. Like no one is actually doing anything they're flinging gemini docs at each other and no one, not even their originator is reading them.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have done so little writing lately--some awful combo of getting to a narrative milestone and finishing edits on a shit-ton of work, the burnout from writing like ~50k words over like 3 weeks, and work being awful and just like nothing leaving me the fuck alone to focus to write for 15 gd minutes.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Look I was content to sit here quietly and say nothing, but they pointedly asked me what I thought about using AI agents to replace my department.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Me vibing on the toilet because the bathroom fan kind of sounded like Sandstorm there for a minute.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

A: I just downloaded an app for reporting invasive species Me: this is how you know you’re middle aged

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Spanish got to my brain before Polish did and I am struggling with “tu” meaning “here” and not “you”.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Praxis is shitposting about the gay hockey yaoi still while taking AI trainings against your will.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ugh you do ONE search to show someone how the Claude logo looks like a butthole and now your internet is CLAUDE EVERYWHERE

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A: I have my hot dog ketchup and my everything else ketchup Me: I’m not surprised by this from the man with two srirachas (He has breakfast sriracha and everything else sriracha)

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A: When I was growing up there was a class in school where you would learn the rules of the road and you could get certified for riding [bicycles]. Me: yeah that’s not a thing here A: it was nice! Me: Look some of us come from failed states A: this was a Soviet state too! Me: I said what I said.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"You've probably already interfaced with a Claude skill without even realizing it." Me: "The most I've interfaced with Claude is jokes about how the logo looks like a butthole."

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