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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t make me tap the sign, Seahawks edition

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like it to be known that this toaster was set to barely above 1

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Also, excuse me, from the cot / caught merger? What are these answers?

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Unsurprisingly deeply west coast results.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Aim low enough and you too can achieve your dreams

A clear plastic drink cup of horchata sits on top of a takeout pizza box. (It’s a pizza box but it holds a giant birria quesadilla, IYKYK)

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Inside you there are two wolves:

Photo of the 1979 IBM Computer report page that reads:

A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

Parody of Photo of the 1979 IBM Computer report page (the one that says A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION) that reads:

A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE ART

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The most Seattle phrase I will ever need to say in Polish.

Screenshot of Duolingo. The sentence to translate is in Polish: Nie potrzebujemy parasola.
It has been translated to English in answer: We do not need an umbrella.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This is like a reverse shit sandwich of two lies wrapped around a claim of honesty (which is also a lie, the shit sandwich is all shit)

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

When you flirted too hard and now you need a color coded table to try to figure out how to say “this” or “that”.

A colorful table trying to explain the various declensions in Polish for the demonstrative pronouns (“this” and “that” equivalents) across gender, case, and singular/plural forms.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The moment when you consider editing nine words out of somewhere.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

gfdi you're really gonna make me go to UP. In exchange can I offer you this, approved by the Poles?

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Be careful what you make a joke about because it might possess your entire brain until you feed the trickster god your dumb bullshit art. (I wrote a whole touching crack fic over the last 27 hours, I am proud and no longer sane) archiveofourown.org/works/85750036 #heatedrivalry #hollanov #fanfic

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Slack, don’t threaten me with a good time.

Screenshot of a slack search window results window. A purple informational message is at the top.

It reads:
You're out of Al search previews Unlimited Al answers are available on our Business+ plan.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Obligatory “I’ve got a lot of thyme on my hands” from my garden bolt patrol

A hand of white alien fingers cups a cluster of tiny purple-flowered blooms picked off a thyme plant, which is in the blurry background, inside a raised garden bed.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Once upon a time, I was joking around and told my phone “Hey Siri, remember that I was nice to you when the robot revolution comes” and it created a reminder about it. It’s been like this for years now, but every time I see it, it amuses me so I’ve kept it. For both of us. Whoever needs to remember.

Screenshot of the iOS reminders app. In addition to a missable prompt to Add an alarm, two reminders are shown. The first reads: “I was nice to you when the robot Revolution comes”
The second reads: “check my dermatologist appointment”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You know what my elder millennial nostalgia tour needs? A PT cruiser with a flame job.

A photo of a user car lot. Up front is a PT Cruiser in a slate greyish base color, with expansive old school flames on the front in yellow.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

“I got you something!” He proceeds to run out of the room. When he return, he proudly shouts “I got you a butt plug!”

An individually packaged Reese’s peanut butter carrot. It is theoretically carrot shaped, but it is a bulbous cylinder with a flared “carrot greens” base.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Well at least my insomnia is committed to the bit.

Screenshot of an Apple Health sleep score.
The overall sleep score is “OK” with a number value of 69.
Duration: 44/50
Bedtime: 25/30
Interruptions: 0/20

You were awake quite a bit and that lowered your score to a 69.

A chart of sleep time shows a large bar of awake time in the middle of the 6hr 51min total duration.
A vitals chart shows values in the typical range.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

A song can’t be stuck in your head anymore if you’re actively listening to it.

A black man looks confident, and points to his temple. It’s the thinking guy meme.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I don’t think vinegar can “go bad”. It has arguably already “gone bad” (complimentary). Also this is aged vinegar. Now it’s just more aged. Bonus.

The back label of a bottle of aged balsamic vinegar. A best before date is labeled as September 02 2023.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

What are you saying, suggested TikTok search?

Screenshot of TikTok. Caption of a video reads: “nobody said male hockey players are smart I guess”
The suggested search text at the bottom reads: “mens hickey team drama”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I literally do not have the words for.. as someone who has been Charmed By A Slav .. how affirming it is observing both heated rivalry itself and the commentary and reactions to “Slavic flirting” or Slavic emotions. Also this whole reaction thread was 👌🏻.

Still from Gilben peebles’ claymation reenactment of heated rivalry. A little clay Ilya stands in front of a sign that says “Slavic flirting” next to a little clay Shane in front of a sign that says “neurodivergent flirting”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Oh no I am about to be typing something very different than that… (… ao3 on BOOX)

Google search results. In the search box the text “beet way to read” has been entered. (‘Beet’ is a typo).

The auto-suggested searches include:
- beet way to read
- best way to read the bible
- best way to read the bible in a year
- best way to read books
- best way to read the bible for the first time
- best way to read the bible for beginners

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Honestly, Hollander is the realest for this.

“Last question, Shane: What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?”
Shane put on his best “thinking” face, to give the impression that he certainly hadn’t expected this question. “Get the puck to the net, take shots, stay out of the penalty box...” Score more goals than the other team before the game ends. “We’re in good shape tonight, everyone is healthy, so I think we’re definitely going to make it tough for Boston.”
“Thank you, Shane, and good luck tonight.”
“Thanks, Chris.”
Shane tried not to begrudge these interviews.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The region seems to have exactly no feelings about the Super Bowl this year. This bar is replaying Super Bowl XLIX.

A photo of a tv playing a football game over a bar. It’s Patriots vs Seahawks, and Richard Sherman is on screen. I’m pretty sure it’s Super Bowl XLIX and the Bay Area is having a normal one about it.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I am fully coincidentally at the Super Bowl (a week early). I hope the Seahawks make the pats and niners cry.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

My watch at Lumen Field: “Hey this is a loud environment…”

A picture of the Seahawks game at lumen field from high up in the stands.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Someone had his level 3 puzzle bowl a little too on lock, but level 4 is stymying him this morning.

A corgi lays despondently in a doorway, staring at a dog food puzzle bowl

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I am 0% joking when I say that for-profit health insurance was genuinely a source of PTSD in my life that made it difficult for me to check the mail for years, but that's what getting a letter saying your $1.2 million claim has been denied can do. But thanks for this email, BCBS. IN THIS DYSTOPIA?!

Screenshot of an email from my health insurance company. There is a header image that shows a child hugging what appears to be their mother, with the title "Overcoming stigma together" and "Understanding Trauma".
The remainder of the email text read as:

It is more common than you may think.
Trauma can be experienced by both adults and children, and it can take different forms. Major traumas include accidents, natural disasters, violence, abuse and neglect. People can also endure microtraumas, which are a build-up of events that may not feel hurtful right away, but take a toll over time. They often go unnoticed. Some examples are bullying, discrimination, money issues and unhealthy relationships.

No matter the trauma, it can feel like stress, worry, fear and even irritability. It is normal to experience these feelings in moderation. But if they become overwhelming, unmanageable or get in the way of daily life, it can be a sign that someone has post-traumatic stress disorder.

PTSD affects 3.6% of adults in the U.S. — about 9 million people. Research shows women are more likely to experience it than men.1

Here are some of the signs of PTSD2:

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Was this a ploy to get sent a bunch of photos of corgis? If so, it was successful.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I cannot overstate the way those paint lines on the underbody near the nose made it look so incredibly… glansy… as it was flying toward me

Picture of the underside of an airplane as it flies over in a clear blue sky. There are some lined paint details under the plane, outlining along the wings, with two stripes coming a point slight before the nose of the plane. It looks like a sky penis.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Edge really protesting too much. I’m “seeing boxes for Netscape in the software aisle old” and remember the antitrust ruling for internet explorer. That’s long dead.

Microsoft edge browser window showing bing search results for “download chrome”.
Above the results is a banner reading “There’s no need to download a new web browser. Microsoft recommends using Microsoft Edge for a fast, secure, and modern web experience that can help save you time and money.”

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Strawberry plants in this config are a lot less prolific than when we just let them take over a whole 4x8’ planter box, but it’s way kinder to my aging millennial back. I appreciate it needing to lay on the floor after collecting strawberries.

Vertical gardening: A regular wood fence with two gutters attached along the fence rails. The gutters are filled with strawberry plants in various stages of blooms and berry growth.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

This is - and I canNOT emphasize this enough - a terrible idea to give this kind of data to evil mega insurance corps, DO NOT fucking do this. Don't give out this data for made up useless insurer points. Don't do this with employers, don't do this with insurers, don't do this with governments. NO.

Screenshot of email from BlueCross BlueShield A graphic asks the user "How healthy are you?" with a button action to "Take Health Assessment".
Additional email body text reads:
"Answer questions to reveal your wellness score and earn 2,500 Blue Points!
By keeping track of your goals and monitoring your current health status, you have a greater chance of seeing those goals through to completion. Your health assessment is a great starting point."

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Partner labeled some pulled pork portions we froze, but in hindsight the handwriting wasn’t the best. He was unamused by my interpretation. I’ve been told I have to label things now. Challenge accepted.

A reused plastic sour cream container with a painter’s tape label that appears to say “ponic”

Two packages of vacuum sealed pork cutlets (kotlet) that have been labeled “Panic! at the Kotlet” with today’s date.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

The strawberries are looking fire this year. We replanted them to this trough-on-the-fence setup 2 falls ago, and so last spring they were like “no, it’s a rebuilding year, go away, maybe we’ll get an o-line in next year’s draft.” WE’RE BACK BABY. With a more middle-aged friendly vertical harvest.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

February reading stuff. I’m still using both StoryGraph and Fable as I don’t have a clear favorite yet. They kind of do some different things with like the social aspects and stats aspects.

@mosswitch5000's
February 2025 Wrap-Up
BOOKS
8
YUMI
PAINTER
PAGES
2,660
AMALSELSTILL LING AUTHE
BRANDON
SANDERSON
AV. RATING
3.89
Highest
Rated
Reads
ARCAN
THE CO
BRA
SAND
5.0
5.0
Compared to January...
THIS
WICKED
FATE
-KALY
5.0
Books
+ 11%
Average book length
422 pages
Average time to finish
14 days
Pages
+ 11%.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Little pro tip - if you sign into Flashes with your bsky account, you’ll be auto following everyone you are on here, but the default feed is hot random garbage. Tap on the thing at center top and switch it to Following (or any of other other feeds you like).

Screenshot of the Flashes app with the drop down menu at center top expanded, showing options like Following, Timeline, Trending, and Discover.

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MossWitch @mosswitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

At least he got to see some snow again before the planet combusts

A corgi in the snow plays tug of war with the hand of the camera holder

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