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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Apparently this image was shared on Pravda…sorry..Truth Social. As a Dane , I must admit this is getting tiresome. No, you won’t get it and there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless..hey…America! Please show him a globe, point to the South Pole and say, “There! Greenland is right there! Penguins!”

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whoever coined the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness” never had the experience of having disposable income and access to bookstores. #books #bookshelves #reading

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You can’t blame Dumpling. There was obviously a Predator in the vicinity and we all know how to best hide from them. Mud disables heat vision, so Arnie taught us.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean…if anyone should be able to help us against the inevitable onslaught of robot soldiers swarming to Earth from an AI base on the Moon it’ll be Pinky and The Brain, right? www.yahoo.com/news/science...

yahoo.com

Part-human part-mouse brain developed in science breakthrough

Researchers at Stanford University genetically altered mice to be able to receive and function with human brain cells.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Which apple would be the best to use in an enlarging ray to create apple-based ammunition for a trebuchet?

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No, no, you’re absolutely not. I work on a boat, and the other day I tried to be nice and fed the local seagulls birdseed. This massive speckled unit of a seagull, whom I immediately named Fritz, basically kicked the seed and angrily went “Squvannnkk” as if I had insulted him. Evil cannibal bird!

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hypothesis: if you buy two entire series of books and then read book one of each series followed by book two of each series, you will enjoy both series more. My research material arrived today. @aptshadow.bsky.social and @caimhmc.bsky.social this is research I’ll do enjoy!

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Little Foot??? Look, unless you can prove he was out on an epic quest after his mom died in a manner that left an entire generation of children deeply traumatized, you have to give him another name! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

yahoo.com

Digital reconstruction reveals the face of ‘Little Foot,’ a nearly 4 million-year-old human ancestor

Little Foot, a 3.67 million-year-old human ancestor, is getting a digital facial reconstruction after her skull was crushed in a cave.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Falconry exam?? There’s a falconry exam? What? You put on the glove, stick arm out, and if a hawk lands on it you fail?? Only a delusional nincompoop can destroy the health sector of an entire country by ignoring modern science and then brag about mastering medieval hobbies.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

As a Dane I had to look up what pop-tarts are, then what buzzball is. So it’s breakfast-flavored alcohol. I don’t drink, but I’m sure it appeals to some demographic.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mashup time @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social we don’t have Pop-Tarts here in Denmark, but I’m given to believe they are toasted breakfast things and popular in the US. So someone decided that breakfast-flavored alcohol is what people want. eu.usatoday.com/story/money/...

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Pop-Tart-flavored BuzzBallz are here. How to get new beverage

Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz are teaming up to serve fans a sweet cocktail fusion. Here's what we know about the new beverage.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I can’t decide what is cutest: the adorable ears or the markings making him look like he’s wearing a mask.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@piatpod.bsky.social you uploaded the wrong podcast to the “Scathing Atheist” on the Apple Podcast app. It’s the recent GAM episode instead.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@gtkarber.bsky.social in Murdle Vol. 1, Puzzle 88, one of the statements is missing a piece of key information: A ? Thought: I brought a hypnotic pocket watch?

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Tomorrow will be the first birthday in 17 years where I don’t wake up with her snoring in my bed. She died 11 months ago but right now it feels like yesterday. A kind God doesn’t exist because if It did it would not give happy, healthy dogs brain haemorrhages! #pets #petloss #dogs

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The Midnight Library Podcast @themidnightlibrary.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Posted in The Village (Please Ignore) (reposters will receive lupine blessings and be bitten less ferociously. Please share)

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Of all the edible things in existence, no-one in the entire universe ever thought it would be contaminated lettuce that would bring the US to its knees. Plague Coolwhip? Yes. Infested Mountain Dew? Yep. A strain of bacteria targeting only processed sugar? Absolutely. But not lettuce.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Time passes so fast. I made a promise to a shivering puppy in a rain-soaked alley in Lin-An in 2010. She would never be in cage again, no-one would hurt her, and she would get to run in a Danish forest. Four years ago I made good on the last one. A brain haemorrhage stole her from me last year. #pet

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don’t think any movie director banging the “people must watch my movies in a cinema” drum has been to a normal cinema in a decade. Between the talking, the phones, the general noisy behavior, and the prices of tickets cinemas are the worst places to watch movies. #movies #stayingathome

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

In the interest of enlightening the benighted, this Dane included, I think it is of tremendous importance that you, in minute detail, describe what is in a Norwegian takeaway.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I mean the article makes a good point, but it fails utterly to consider the more logical cause: once upon a time there was nation of anthropomorphic sailor wolves who exiled their law breakers on remote islands. www.yahoo.com/news/science...

yahoo.com

Scientists Discover 5,000-Year-Old Wolves That May Have Traveled by Boat with Humans

Researchers say two prehistoric wolves found on an isolated Baltic Sea island may have relied on humans for food and transportation thousands of years ago

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Another morning, another shipment of books by @aptshadow.bsky.social who, as far as I can tell, has written a novel per week since the age of five. I can now read these whilst waiting for all the other ones to arrive.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That does depend on the whale. Blue whale, fermented bile. If we’re talking sperm whale, he would naturally have to recommend ambergris diluted with sea water. From a narwhal it would require crushing the horn to powder and then mixing it into the fermented bile. It’s just basic science.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Thing about being an adult is that you can just bake a cake whenever you want. No one can stop you. #cake #baking #holiday

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Oh I hope he remembers to ask RFK Jr about what one should do about sunstroke. You know, because he’s so knowledgeable about health science and stuff.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

When you’re the designated Keeper in your CoC group and you read “The Dynamite Fiend” by Ann Larabee, coming across this makes you briefly put down the book to make notes on how to incorporate this cipher into a campaign because tormenting your friends is fun! #callofcthulhu #history

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

“We kick off with Kate Bush’s ‘Running up that hill’ followed by Martin Gaye’s ‘Ain’t no mountain high enough’ then we slide into The Temptations with “Papa was a rollin’ stone’ and ending with Bob Dylan warbling ‘Like a rolling stone’…so staaayyyy tuned.”

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I think we all need to band together and bring some joy to the hosts of @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social and since the world is indeed barreling towards the void in a handbasket, it is important to remember that ultra silly things are approved in boardrooms. Let’s find the mash-up no one asked for.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is true. But we cannot have our favorite Chief Investigator feeling down, so here’s my attempt to dispel some gloom: in 2024 swindlers managed to steal 22 metric tons (48105.6 pounds) of top notch artisanal Cheddar cheese from a London company. They have not as yet been caught.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

When you retreat to the wonderfully quiet north of Zealand for a week holiday preparation is key. It helps when the bookstore carries the latest from @aptshadow.bsky.social and @buehlmeister.bsky.social

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

RFK Jr. is absolutely trying to figure out how to market this. Just wait, in a couple of days this will be sold as “Alpha Tonic” on various grifty manosphere podcasts.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

@elizabethdutton.bsky.social Gatorade is generally popular, and so are casseroles. What if you mashed them up?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 56m
Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
Y'all I'm scared to try it

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social there’s ridiculous crime and then there is ridiculous crime prevention…so here is the question all the rude dudes would want answered: if you were to choose three American sports mascots for a raid which would you pick and why? www.yahoo.com/sports/socce...

yahoo.com

Peruvian police use 2026 World Cup mascot costumes as disguises to make arrest in drug raid

Peru didn't qualify for this year's World Cup, but the country is still making headlines early in the tournament.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Seems likely the ent wives told them exactly where they went and why, but Treebeard and his buddies were too busy standing around listening to one ent talking about how letting starlings pee on you gives you like the biggest acorns and then they just stood around for centuries confused.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I have truly never looked as much forward to a @knowledgefight.bsky.social episode as I am today. I can only assume the phrase “microphone down” will be used a lot as joyous screams could deafen listeners. www.thedailybeast.com/alex-jones-s...

thedailybeast.com

Alex Jones Signs Off From Infowars With Unhinged Tirade

The conspiracy theorist has launched a new website ahead of The Onion’s expected takeover of his company.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Guai died 7 months ago. Sometimes memories pop up reminding me of what a kind, special dog she was, and why it still hurts knowing I’ll never walk her again. #dogs #petdeath #grief

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If someone talented doesn’t turn that into the antagonist of a book in which a creature from a children’s tv show aiming to teach lessons about eating healthy enters our reality to cause mayhem and chaos, I’m going to be quite sad.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There are innumerable versions of what pure, joyful comfort means. This is mine. #books #relaxing #comfort #stayingathome

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I have now listened to the episode twice. I would pay good money for an entire series where Mia Wong explains absurd economic shenanigans to Molly Conger. Not only was it super informative but the back-and-forth chemistry was brilliant. @coolzonemedia.bsky.social could we get that series, please?

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