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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whoever coined the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness” never had the experience of having disposable income and access to bookstores. #books #bookshelves #reading

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean…if anyone should be able to help us against the inevitable onslaught of robot soldiers swarming to Earth from an AI base on the Moon it’ll be Pinky and The Brain, right? www.yahoo.com/news/science...

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Part-human part-mouse brain developed in science breakthrough

Researchers at Stanford University genetically altered mice to be able to receive and function with human brain cells.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hypothesis: if you buy two entire series of books and then read book one of each series followed by book two of each series, you will enjoy both series more. My research material arrived today. @aptshadow.bsky.social and @caimhmc.bsky.social this is research I’ll do enjoy!

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Little Foot??? Look, unless you can prove he was out on an epic quest after his mom died in a manner that left an entire generation of children deeply traumatized, you have to give him another name! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Digital reconstruction reveals the face of ‘Little Foot,’ a nearly 4 million-year-old human ancestor

Little Foot, a 3.67 million-year-old human ancestor, is getting a digital facial reconstruction after her skull was crushed in a cave.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mashup time @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social we don’t have Pop-Tarts here in Denmark, but I’m given to believe they are toasted breakfast things and popular in the US. So someone decided that breakfast-flavored alcohol is what people want. eu.usatoday.com/story/money/...

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Pop-Tart-flavored BuzzBallz are here. How to get new beverage

Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz are teaming up to serve fans a sweet cocktail fusion. Here's what we know about the new beverage.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@piatpod.bsky.social you uploaded the wrong podcast to the “Scathing Atheist” on the Apple Podcast app. It’s the recent GAM episode instead.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@gtkarber.bsky.social in Murdle Vol. 1, Puzzle 88, one of the statements is missing a piece of key information: A ? Thought: I brought a hypnotic pocket watch?

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Tomorrow will be the first birthday in 17 years where I don’t wake up with her snoring in my bed. She died 11 months ago but right now it feels like yesterday. A kind God doesn’t exist because if It did it would not give happy, healthy dogs brain haemorrhages! #pets #petloss #dogs

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The Midnight Library Podcast @themidnightlibrary.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Posted in The Village (Please Ignore) (reposters will receive lupine blessings and be bitten less ferociously. Please share)

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Of all the edible things in existence, no-one in the entire universe ever thought it would be contaminated lettuce that would bring the US to its knees. Plague Coolwhip? Yes. Infested Mountain Dew? Yep. A strain of bacteria targeting only processed sugar? Absolutely. But not lettuce.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Time passes so fast. I made a promise to a shivering puppy in a rain-soaked alley in Lin-An in 2010. She would never be in cage again, no-one would hurt her, and she would get to run in a Danish forest. Four years ago I made good on the last one. A brain haemorrhage stole her from me last year. #pet

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don’t think any movie director banging the “people must watch my movies in a cinema” drum has been to a normal cinema in a decade. Between the talking, the phones, the general noisy behavior, and the prices of tickets cinemas are the worst places to watch movies. #movies #stayingathome

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I mean the article makes a good point, but it fails utterly to consider the more logical cause: once upon a time there was nation of anthropomorphic sailor wolves who exiled their law breakers on remote islands. www.yahoo.com/news/science...

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Scientists Discover 5,000-Year-Old Wolves That May Have Traveled by Boat with Humans

Researchers say two prehistoric wolves found on an isolated Baltic Sea island may have relied on humans for food and transportation thousands of years ago

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Another morning, another shipment of books by @aptshadow.bsky.social who, as far as I can tell, has written a novel per week since the age of five. I can now read these whilst waiting for all the other ones to arrive.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Thing about being an adult is that you can just bake a cake whenever you want. No one can stop you. #cake #baking #holiday

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

When you’re the designated Keeper in your CoC group and you read “The Dynamite Fiend” by Ann Larabee, coming across this makes you briefly put down the book to make notes on how to incorporate this cipher into a campaign because tormenting your friends is fun! #callofcthulhu #history

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I think we all need to band together and bring some joy to the hosts of @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social and since the world is indeed barreling towards the void in a handbasket, it is important to remember that ultra silly things are approved in boardrooms. Let’s find the mash-up no one asked for.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

When you retreat to the wonderfully quiet north of Zealand for a week holiday preparation is key. It helps when the bookstore carries the latest from @aptshadow.bsky.social and @buehlmeister.bsky.social

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

@elizabethdutton.bsky.social Gatorade is generally popular, and so are casseroles. What if you mashed them up?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 56m
Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
Y'all I'm scared to try it

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social there’s ridiculous crime and then there is ridiculous crime prevention…so here is the question all the rude dudes would want answered: if you were to choose three American sports mascots for a raid which would you pick and why? www.yahoo.com/sports/socce...

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Peruvian police use 2026 World Cup mascot costumes as disguises to make arrest in drug raid

Peru didn't qualify for this year's World Cup, but the country is still making headlines early in the tournament.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I have truly never looked as much forward to a @knowledgefight.bsky.social episode as I am today. I can only assume the phrase “microphone down” will be used a lot as joyous screams could deafen listeners. www.thedailybeast.com/alex-jones-s...

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Alex Jones Signs Off From Infowars With Unhinged Tirade

The conspiracy theorist has launched a new website ahead of The Onion’s expected takeover of his company.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Guai died 7 months ago. Sometimes memories pop up reminding me of what a kind, special dog she was, and why it still hurts knowing I’ll never walk her again. #dogs #petdeath #grief

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There are innumerable versions of what pure, joyful comfort means. This is mine. #books #relaxing #comfort #stayingathome

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I have now listened to the episode twice. I would pay good money for an entire series where Mia Wong explains absurd economic shenanigans to Molly Conger. Not only was it super informative but the back-and-forth chemistry was brilliant. @coolzonemedia.bsky.social could we get that series, please?

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The Tyrant Philisophers series is one of the greatest things I’ve read in a long time. Not since Discworld has a series been that gripping. You fall in love with the characters. Yasnic the Maric is the new Rincewind. The squeal I made when I started Book 4 was audible. #books #fantasy

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

@thedollop.bsky.social you uploaded the wrong Past Times episode. It’s just episode 166 again. You promised Matt Lieb. The Dollheads would like Mr.Lieb, please and thank you.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

It’s election time in Denmark. We have one gajillion parties. I wish we went back to the fight to the death in a shield ring method of choosing leaders. We could stream it. Make a bunch of money. #elections #denmark

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

@boontavista.com hi there. I read this and immediately thought that this man deserves your unique style of empathy because the poor baby had a bad money day. www.news.com.au/finance/mone...

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

@themidnightlibrary.bsky.social I walked through all that snow, I just wanted to talk about books…why was there a wolf stalking me? It walked on its hindlegs, smoked a pipe, and insisted I called it Geoffrey.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Don’t tell me how to have a good time. I mastered that a long time ago. #books #weirdfiction #dogs

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Trump: We want Greenland! Now! Denmark: How about….no? Trump: We will get Greenland the hard way or the easy way! Denmark: Bring it. Go on. Trump: I’m raising tariffs on imported goods from Europe! Mwahahaha! Denmark: That’s the hard way? It just hurts you. Ok. Tariff away.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

@elizabethdutton.bsky.social There is one thing that brings me and a lot of Rude Dudes great joy. It’s when you crush poor Zaron’s heart with mashups. His deep, world-weary sighs are just delish. So here is some inspiration.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Last time I played a computer game was in 1995, on my trusty Amiga 500. I had “Quest For Glory 1: So You Want To Be A Hero” on pirated floppy disks. One was broken so I never got past playing the wizard’s game. This, I have been told, is a lot more fun. #gaming #tooold

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social I saw this and it is my sworn duty to inform you it is real. It exists.

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

As I understand it, a presidential pardon applies only to federal criminal acts. What federal crimes are being committed by turkeys? #thanksgiving

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Morten Worsøe Schoubye @mortenschoubye.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Last picture I took of Guai on the evening before she died. Two months today and…goddamn it! It still feels like it was yesterday!

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